Pics of yourself

[W3H5]

Don't forget to catch the ball when it goes off table and stick it in your pocket then act like you don't know what's going on.

Whistling nonchalantly might help.

 

[Slash]

Be it trikes or four-wheeled ATVs, I still want one. However, a go kart tops the other two.

I have a go cart and a three wheeler. The go cart is kinda gutless. The three wheeler would dust it without question and it's not even the fastest one there is. It's got an easy 20mph more top speed and about 3 times the horsepower. The engines displace almost the same.

 

[Johnny1996]

Wouldn't matter to me as long as I could still have fun.

 

[Shoogar]

A few friends and I decided to dress up and pretend we owned a company one friday night. Could almost afford the strippers to make it seem legit.

 

[yabiggoose]

A few friends and I decided to dress up and pretend we owned a company one friday night. Could almost afford the strippers to make it seem legit.

Could you also afford the coke though?

 

[Michael88]

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A few friends and I decided to dress up and pretend we owned a company one friday night. Could almost afford the strippers to make it seem legit.

You look like Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

 

[Bo]

Back in 2007 (let's see who's the first to get all three):

 

[TheCracker]

Bell. Giovanardi. Onslow-Cole.

 

[W3H5]

I could never have guessed that from the faces but I know the names well.

/Touring car fan.

 

[Monatsende]

I thought it`s only one race driver getting older through times. Then I saw the boy.



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Following the unwritten law I had to post a pic of myself plus alcohol.



Done.

 

[W3H5]

+1 for drink.
+1 for Matrix style glasses reflection.
-1 for no boobs.

 

[Monatsende]

+1 for drink.
+1 for Matrix style glasses reflection.
-1 for no boobs.

Well, boobs are behind my right shoulder.

 

[Brend]

Another beautiful day in Scotland(Can't believe I'm saying THAT.)

 

[ukfan758]

This is me you guys:

 

[W3H5]

Is it still bestiality if you're watching your own species at it?

+1 for horse head.
+1 for computer screen horse.
-1 no boobs.

 

[Azure Flare]

One of these days, I'm going to buy a HOERS mask and do things with it.

 

[Danny]

I will not ask why the long face.
I will not ask why the long face.
I will not ask why the long face.

Damn it.

 

[Daniel]

Don't be such a neigh-sayer.

 

[Danny]

Don't be such a neigh-sayer.

Poor. Maybe you're pasture best.

 

[Azure Flare]

Is it just me? Or does @Danny sound a bit horse today?

 

[Danny]

No. It's nothing to worry about. I'm pretty stable.

 

[Azure Flare]

Oh good, I thought it may have the onset of a *colt.

* Like "cold".

You would think that somebody like me would be good at these.

 

[Daniel]

We should stop. These puns are mane-ly for the Infield.

 

[W3H5]

 

[Johnny1996]

Hay us non-premo guys want a good pun session every now and then.

EDIT: Darn it! Pun session already over.

 

[Azure Flare]

Stop foal-ing around and get'chu you some Premium dammit!

 

[MrUnknown]

Stop foal-ing around and get'chu you some Premium dammit!

 

[Azure Flare]

Now this pun session really is over...

Where's my Dislike button!

 

[W3H5]

 

[GranTurismo916]

Stop foal-ing around and get'chu you some Premium dammit!

Not all of us have the mo-neigh.