Pooping: What gets your insides working?

[PS]

Before you vote, I want you guys to read this, and take it seriously. This affects your health. We all know you can't hold it in forever, so we should cherish the moments that we let it out. But how do you get there? Some people love it, some people hate it. I love, and hate it. I just don't enjoy getting there, but once it's done, I love it. So what is the most popular method of getting it out as effortlessly as possible? Which ways are your favourite? Are you the type who's always pushing out a tiny little nodule, or the type who waits a week and a half until it's poking his brain before it is released?

The demographics must be studied, it could be revolutionary!

 

[Danny]

I dreamed of the day we could discuss this!

I have no sphincter muscles and thus cannot control the flow.

 

[Funkshen]

....I..... Go when i Have to???

 

[a6m5]

I'm somewhere between "I go when it's convenient" and "I go when I have to". I recommend emptying, at least daily.

 

[Milliethemutt]

I find large quantities of lager help it along. And mexican/indian food....

 

[Funkshen]

I find large quantities of lager help it along. And mexican/indian food....

Pffft, if you want it to come out. Laxatives are the way to go.

 

[Andrew R]

I go whenever I have a hankering for a magazine reading from the library next to my toilet. Usually there has to be one around though, I don't just sit on the crapper whenever I want to read my car mags.

I guess I go under "I go when I have to".

 

[Cap'n Jack]

I go when I have to. Except in the movies, I go at the boring moment... But I don't think I've had to go in the movies, but I'd do it in the boring moment.

 

[PS]

I find it frightening that statistically, 1/3rd of GTP cannot control their sphincter muscles. We must have some pretty stinky bedrooms across the world.

 

[VIPFREAK]

this thread is gross... I go when I must but I'm in and out, I don't like sitting there waiting and I don't see how you guys can sit there and read a mag.

 

[Duke]

Unless you can come up with an actual point to this discussion, it's gonna get recycled. Discuss nutrition or something, and keep it on track, please.

 

[PS]

It's...uh...research?


I found it an interesting topic to find out the demographic, don't you?

 

[Danny]

I hear fibre keeps your bowels regular.

 

[PS]

Technically, fibre is useless. Fibre can't be digested, but is easily passed. So many people take fibre to hasten the...process, I suppose.

 

[Danny]

What about fibreglass?

 

[smellysocks12]

I usually think of a mcDonalds ice cream machine, that usually gets it flowing.

 

[PS]

What about fibreglass?

Your mouth and ass would probably be pretty itchy.

 

[Omnis]

Fiber is needed to clean out the bowels. It's that simple. If you had zero fiber, your turds and the lining of your bowels would have a relationship similar to that of velcro.

I always read whenever I'm on the bowl. I read until my legs and ass go numb. I guess you can tell my regularity based on my reading pace.

 

[a6m5]

I thought yogurt helped also? Speaking of yogurt, I just had some and now I gotta go! Coincidence? I think not!

P.S. What is up with Duke and ultrabeat's matching pair avatar? Are you guys trying to tell us something?

 

[PS]

Fiber is needed to clean out the bowels. It's that simple. If you had zero fiber, your turds and the lining of your bowels would have a relationship similar to that of velcro.

I always read whenever I'm on the bowl. I read until my legs and ass go numb. I guess you can tell my regularity based on my reading pace.

Didn't know that. I've also heard that drinking water also helps, don't know how though. Half my reading occurs on the can or on the web, but it would be both if I had it my way.

Noooo, let's not spend money on a portable PC and get rid of this one. Stupid mom.

 

[Young_Warrior]

I poo twice a day. My hobby and love is bodybuilding naturally. So as im not on steroids i have to eat loads of food and drink lots of shakes.

 

[the_undrtaker89]

Has anyone ever tried those All Bran bars? They're so good. I didn't have crap clogs but I ate em anyway!



Chicks dig it

 

[VIPFREAK]

I've used Powerbars (the original ones) though out my "athletic" life from X country to roller hockey and now MTB. I won't use anything else, although I've tried other stuff.

 

[the_undrtaker89]

Uh..VIPFREAK, I think PS was serious when he made this thread......

 

[VIPFREAK]

yeah... and? So am I...

 

[the_undrtaker89]

Well, ok, :backsawayslowly: *whispers* what a bunch of stool lovers*

 

[VIPFREAK]

Well... I was referring to your post before mine anyways, you asked about all bran bars.

 

[ExigeEvan]

Whenevers necessary, though I do go at time to prevenmt going later....If you know what I mean

Wheatabix, now that's fibre

 

[the_undrtaker89]

I was joking for the most part......it was honey flavoured ok, and it had nothing to do with my affairs in the washroom.

 

[sumbodycool]

I need to get into the habit of taking ****s in public areas. The only times i really do it is in a home environment (friends house, my house, hotel room, etc.). If I took one in school, I bet my semi-phobia of public ****ing would be solved. Not that I haven't done it before, but just not enough.

Wow, that was disgusting ^