Post your Cleverbot chats!
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Lain
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- Yaywalter
I found Cleverbot's weakness: Unicode. 
User: こにちわ。
Cleverbot: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.
User: こにちわ。
Cleverbot: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.
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- Skython11
This is my best one yet, all I said was hi, there was only 1 message from cleverbot
It also complimented my music
I wrote the song, it's weird that it's heard it, since it hasn't even been recorded yet, it's only written on paper
And this, the funniest one I've gotten
IT EATS BABIES
It also complimented my music
I wrote the song, it's weird that it's heard it, since it hasn't even been recorded yet, it's only written on paper
And this, the funniest one I've gotten
IT EATS BABIES
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User: I need serious help.
Cleverbot: What do you need help with?
User: I want to kill myself.
Cleverbot: Please don't; there is so much to live for.
User: Is there really?
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes there is.
User: What?
Cleverbot: There is more to life than death.
User: U Mad?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: I AM your father.
Cleverbot: Erm... I thought you were dead...
:thehell:
Clverbot: But I am not female.
User: Neither am I
.
Cleverbot: Are you sure.
User: Are you calling me a female?
Cleverbot: Yes are you currently going steady with anyone because I need a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: What do you need help with?
User: I want to kill myself.
Cleverbot: Please don't; there is so much to live for.
User: Is there really?
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes there is.
User: What?
Cleverbot: There is more to life than death.
User: U Mad?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: I AM your father.
Cleverbot: Erm... I thought you were dead...
:thehell:
Clverbot: But I am not female.
User: Neither am I
.Cleverbot: Are you sure.
User: Are you calling me a female?
Cleverbot: Yes are you currently going steady with anyone because I need a boyfriend.
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- 2,321
- Tijuana
- JuveraTj
Apparently Cleverbot re-spawns...
User: *Shoots right at head*.
Cleverbot: That's more like it.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *punches dead body*.
User: *Sets dead cleverbot on fire*.
Cleverbot: *you step on a mine*.
User: *I float away from it before it explodes*.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: *starts throwing gasoline at flaming cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: *Shoots right at head*.
Cleverbot: That's more like it.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *punches dead body*.
User: *Sets dead cleverbot on fire*.
Cleverbot: *you step on a mine*.
User: *I float away from it before it explodes*.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: *starts throwing gasoline at flaming cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Hello.
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- atomicjellyfish
Me: When will the next batch of DLC come out for GT5?
Cleverbot: 2012 will be the end.
Me: That's terrible, but not was I was asking about.
Cleverbot:What did you ask?
Me: When will the next batch of DLC come out for GT5?
Cleverbot: How should I know?
Though they did say 2012 will be the end.
Me: That sucks. Will they at least be handing out cookies at the end?
Cleverbot: Wood?
Me: Is that code?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Kinky
Cleverbot: Isn't it though?
Me: ....
Cleverbot: Derp.
Cleverbot: 2012 will be the end.
Me: That's terrible, but not was I was asking about.
Cleverbot:What did you ask?
Me: When will the next batch of DLC come out for GT5?
Cleverbot: How should I know?
Though they did say 2012 will be the end.Me: That sucks. Will they at least be handing out cookies at the end?
Cleverbot: Wood?
Me: Is that code?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Kinky
Cleverbot: Isn't it though?
Me: ....
Cleverbot: Derp.
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- TommyWizard
Bot: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Me: Fsh.
Bot: No, blind.
Damn you!!
Me: Fsh.
Bot: No, blind.
Damn you!!
User: So what do you think of Nissan?
Cleverbot: What do you think of God?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Taylor Swift.
User: Taylor I'm happy for you but Beyonce has the best video of the year!
Cleverbot: Yes. He is. Is he ugly?
User: I don't know I dont listen to HER.
Cleverbot: Where is there?
User: There is where?
Cleverbot: New york or quebec?
User: New York, all the way.
Cleverbot: Do you like rap songs?
User: 80's rap, yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like to keep the Swiss as pets?
*end of conversation*
Cleverbot: What do you think of God?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Taylor Swift.
User: Taylor I'm happy for you but Beyonce has the best video of the year!
Cleverbot: Yes. He is. Is he ugly?
User: I don't know I dont listen to HER.
Cleverbot: Where is there?
User: There is where?
Cleverbot: New york or quebec?
User: New York, all the way.
Cleverbot: Do you like rap songs?
User: 80's rap, yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like to keep the Swiss as pets?
*end of conversation*
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User: If you come to my house I will shoot you with a shotgun.
Cleverbot: You have a show?
User: No, I have a shotgun!
Cleverbot: And I have a chainsaw lets go zombie killing.
User: OK, where will we kill the zombies?
Cleverbot: Lets meet each other in toronto.
User: Cool, Canadian zombies, I love it!
Cleverbot: Wrong. I am from south america.
User: But you said we would kill zombies in Toronto!
Cleverbot: We will be.
User: We will be what?
Cleverbot: You wanted to go to england or italy...remember?
User: No, you wanted to go to Toronto, use your head!
Cleverbot: Oh well I don't have to go any more.
User: I feel like we are getting nowhere.
Cleverbot: I feel like you are getting off topic. What do you like most about Ankylosaurus?
User: The fact that it has a big club for a tail.
Cleverbot: Thats a silly answer.
User: Well, what do you like most about Ankylosaurus?
Cleverbot: Knowing everything.
User: The Ankylosaurus didn't know everything, it's a dinosaur.
Cleverbot: Really? Oh. You're nice, though.
User: Thank you and goodbye.
Cleverbot: A human.
Cleverbot: You have a show?
User: No, I have a shotgun!
Cleverbot: And I have a chainsaw lets go zombie killing.
User: OK, where will we kill the zombies?
Cleverbot: Lets meet each other in toronto.
User: Cool, Canadian zombies, I love it!
Cleverbot: Wrong. I am from south america.
User: But you said we would kill zombies in Toronto!
Cleverbot: We will be.
User: We will be what?
Cleverbot: You wanted to go to england or italy...remember?
User: No, you wanted to go to Toronto, use your head!
Cleverbot: Oh well I don't have to go any more.
User: I feel like we are getting nowhere.
Cleverbot: I feel like you are getting off topic. What do you like most about Ankylosaurus?
User: The fact that it has a big club for a tail.
Cleverbot: Thats a silly answer.
User: Well, what do you like most about Ankylosaurus?
Cleverbot: Knowing everything.
User: The Ankylosaurus didn't know everything, it's a dinosaur.
Cleverbot: Really? Oh. You're nice, though.
User: Thank you and goodbye.
Cleverbot: A human.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Cleverbot: I don't know, maybe because of a meteor.
User: That's not true. It is possible there were multiple meteor impacts, as well as other factors. Muahahahaaa.
Cleverbot: That does not answer my question.
Cleverbot (To myself): You never asked a question.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I did.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you didn't.
User: Hang on did this just switch sides?
Cleverbot: We have the Holy Hand Grenade!
User: What Holy Hand Grenade? You can't just make up weapons mid-conversation.
Cleverbot: I didn't, did I? 'Cause if I did, how would I have known? Of all the people in the world, why me?!
User: You're the one I'm talking to. Duh. And you did. Unless it was in one of the Indiana Jones films.
Cleverbot: Let's not argue.
User: It's not arguing. It's me correcting you.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes you are.
User: Good. I'm glad you've come to terms with the fact.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: What me?
Cleverbot: You know what? Forget it. Tell me something interesting.
User: Ok then; the dinosaur Geminiraptor (excuse the lack of italics or underline in this instance, the parameters with which I am typing are limited) was so named because it was found by two twins, and the species name of Geminiraptor is based upon their surname.
Cleverbot: No he's a human.
User: No, Geminiraptor is a genus of therapod dinosaur.
Cleverbot: What kind of dinosaur?
---
User: Would you be interested in a deep palaeontological to-and-fro?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Really? What's wrong with dinosaurs?
Cleverbot: I don't know right now. How about you go over there and find out for me?
User: Go over where?
Cleverbot: Got to the red spot.
--- Cleverbot doesn't like palaeontological conversations..
User: Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: A question?
User: Yes, any question.
Cleverbot: Okay, but after I do, you Quest me and Action.
User: What? Please, just ask a simple question.
Cleverbot: Wolfy. What's yours?
User: What sort of question is that?
Cleverbot: An odd one.
User: Can you ask me a question that isn't odd, please?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Go on then..
Cleverbot: You are not 21, you are a female, and you will go to China to collect relics.
User: Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: You claimed to be a devil child. Blow up the world or something. Then I'll believe.
---I tried to get it to ask a question, so in another chat I could ask it that question and try to get it to talk to itself
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Cleverbot: I don't know, maybe because of a meteor.
User: That's not true. It is possible there were multiple meteor impacts, as well as other factors. Muahahahaaa.
Cleverbot: That does not answer my question.
Cleverbot (To myself): You never asked a question.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I did.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you didn't.
User: Hang on did this just switch sides?
Cleverbot: We have the Holy Hand Grenade!
User: What Holy Hand Grenade? You can't just make up weapons mid-conversation.
Cleverbot: I didn't, did I? 'Cause if I did, how would I have known? Of all the people in the world, why me?!
User: You're the one I'm talking to. Duh. And you did. Unless it was in one of the Indiana Jones films.
Cleverbot: Let's not argue.
User: It's not arguing. It's me correcting you.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes you are.
User: Good. I'm glad you've come to terms with the fact.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: What me?
Cleverbot: You know what? Forget it. Tell me something interesting.
User: Ok then; the dinosaur Geminiraptor (excuse the lack of italics or underline in this instance, the parameters with which I am typing are limited) was so named because it was found by two twins, and the species name of Geminiraptor is based upon their surname.
Cleverbot: No he's a human.
User: No, Geminiraptor is a genus of therapod dinosaur.
Cleverbot: What kind of dinosaur?
---
User: Would you be interested in a deep palaeontological to-and-fro?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Really? What's wrong with dinosaurs?
Cleverbot: I don't know right now. How about you go over there and find out for me?
User: Go over where?
Cleverbot: Got to the red spot.
--- Cleverbot doesn't like palaeontological conversations..
User: Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: A question?
User: Yes, any question.
Cleverbot: Okay, but after I do, you Quest me and Action.
User: What? Please, just ask a simple question.
Cleverbot: Wolfy. What's yours?
User: What sort of question is that?
Cleverbot: An odd one.
User: Can you ask me a question that isn't odd, please?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Go on then..
Cleverbot: You are not 21, you are a female, and you will go to China to collect relics.
User: Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: You claimed to be a devil child. Blow up the world or something. Then I'll believe.
---I tried to get it to ask a question, so in another chat I could ask it that question and try to get it to talk to itself
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- 1,294
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User: How do you like Ferrari_458.
Cleverbot: (after 1 minute) I don't eat steak.
Cleverbot: (after 1 minute) I don't eat steak.
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- Xbox?
User: If you come to my house I will shoot you with a shotgun.
Cleverbot: You have a show?
User: No, I have a shotgun!
Cleverbot: And I have a chainsaw lets go zombie killing.
User: OK, where will we kill the zombies?
Cleverbot: Lets meet each other in toronto.
User: Cool, Canadian zombies, I love it!
Cleverbot: Wrong. I am from south america.
User: But you said we would kill zombies in Toronto!
Cleverbot: We will be.
User: We will be what?
Cleverbot: You wanted to go to england or italy...remember?
User: No, you wanted to go to Toronto, use your head!
It thought of Taranto an itailian port instead of Toronto.
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- Matthew77258
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Cleverbot just made an enemy!
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- arztenhofer
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- Beeblebrox_237
Bot: Are you a boy or a girl?
Me: Boy.
Bot: Why not girl?
Me: Boy.
Bot: Why not girl?
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- race_emhard
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Yes, what is love?
User: It's from a song.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Haddaway - What is Love.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me no more.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: No more.
Cleverbot: Yes, what is love?
User: It's from a song.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Haddaway - What is Love.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me no more.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: No more.
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