Sakiale
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Yes! We just love our rusty four-bangers! Those ginormous holes in the hood of that I-dont-even-recognize-it because its buried in rice must take in a huge amount of water, cooling the engine and oxidizing it so that the rust is mixed with the gas, saving 20 whole mpg! The pearl paint creates glare to prevent the license plates being photgraphed should the car ever reach above 10 mph, which is the fastest the 3 ton limiter (cleverly disguised as a spoiler) will let it do! The chicken wire in the grille are stylish grille inserts that double as devices to catch any stray dogs and filter any snow that may be eaten by the giant intakes, which provide the purpose of engine cooling while doubling as a 63 hp snow shovel! The aftermarket mirrors give mad aero advantage, the covered grille saves stray dogs, while keeping the engine warm in the winter, the reducing in size of headlights protects the part behind the cover from rocks that may crack it, and the huuge chrome rims have to spin less to travel farther, giving a 10mph advantage!! See how 1337 we are?