Questionable modifications: pictures inside!

[mafia_boy]

Let me strip all the gold off it first then you can crash it as fast as you want.

 

[Boffin]

No matter how I look at it, that is the most cringe worthy car I have ever seen.

 

[Jim Prower]

Why crash when you can Crush?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_crusher
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Truck

 

[NotThePrez]

Please tell me that's not a real SLR, because whoever did that doesn't have a good future in car design.

 

[Northstar]

Please tell me that's not a real SLR, because whoever did that doesn't have a good future in car design.

It is, I've seen pics of it before. It was made for a Sheikh(not that that's any surprise).

 

[exigeracer]

Who said questionable can't be badass?

 

[Northstar]

Was that really a DS?

It looks awesome either way.

(I guess that's the redneck in me)

 

[EA11R]

It's ruined, but... Nice!

Any info about it? Does it have the nifty suspension intact? It's probably strong enough for offroading.

 

[Jim Prower]

Hey, let's take that DS and run it up and over the insanely sloped front of that SLR.

 

[Rykon Zero]

If that still has the original DS suspension, that is one of the coolest things ever.

 

[dylansan]

http://jalopnik.com/5416392/what-happens-when-you-cross-a-land-cruiser-and-a-citroen-ds
There might be more info in the video. I haven't watched it yet.

 

[Jetboy.]

Oh god, where are you people finding this 🤬??!??

 

[Rykon Zero]

Eh. It's okay then. I'd rock the hell out of it, at least.

 

[mafia_boy]

DS body on a Landcruiser chassis = Shenanigans to be made.

Imagine the phonecalls to the police if you caused some damage in this thing.......

Person: "Officer, someone ran over and crumpled the front of my car!!"
Cop: "What type of vehicle ran over your car?? Patrol, Landcruiser, Range Rover??"
Person: "A Citroen DS!"
Cop: *pause*.......""

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

could we use that DS to crush that SLR perhaps?

 

[zonderf]

Atlanta's finest

 

[Jetboy.]

I really didn't think it possible to screw one of those up, but, damn, you found one..

 

[DKX]

Atlanta's finest

Other then the grill, it's not that bad.

Granted I'd have the rims be a couple inches smaller and painted satin black along with the car.

 

[Delphic Reason]

Atlanta's finest

"Face" (from The A-Team), your new car is ready for pickup...

 

[NotThePrez]

That's not too bad. A bit show-offey though.

 

[McLaren]

I really didn't think it possible to screw one of those up, but, damn, you found one..

Sadly, all it takes are some flashy rims & small body work and it's ruined.

 

[Turbo Lag]

Brace yourself.

 

[Famine]

I give no such warning:

Found on a Czech site by a friend of mine.

 

[PureAwesomeness]

I give no such warning:

Looks like Michael Winner

 

[Famine]

"Calm down dear, it's just a Ford Granada."

 

[daan]

"Calm down dear, it's just a Ford Granada."

Are you sure? Does it have wings? Was Caractacus Potts involved?

 

[buickgnx88]

 

[Flerbizky]

Rapper?...

Seriously - some people *sigh*

 

[buickgnx88]

I'm surprised it's running normal profile tires, must be stuck in the 90's!

 

[Delphic Reason]

At the local Safeway... (I know it's dark, but it was 5am)

Note the Honda, Acura, and Abercrombie stickers... (for those who don't know, this is a VW Jetta)

Huge heavy chrome rims... check.
Stick on fake carbon fiber gills.... check.

That's right... DIESEL!.. and proud of it apparently.

What I neglected to capture was a fake carbon fiber trunk (painted to look carbon...ish), triple upswept DTM style exhaust, and a Lady Gaga CD sitting on the seat just to top it off...