- 1,325
- In the gravel trap
- RDAardvark
The last part... Wouldn't even buy this for the $.75 they're scrapping it forLooking at eBay again, this time for cars less than $1000, and came across whatever the 🤬 this is.
Anyone able to identify whatever it is covered in? (Not sure if it is a modification or if nature put it there...)
Here is the seller's description:
Title: Engine is pretty good, nothing else is!
"We bought this car in '95 and have been driving it ever since. Engine uses a little oil, not bad though. Everything else is broke, rusted, dirty, crappy, soiled, bent, upsetting or inconsiderate. Rocker panels are rusted, small window missing, front tire has leak, shocks/struts are 100% gone. Riding in this car is bouncy, loud, dusty and extremely annoying. No A/C, no radio. Tail lights don't work, but break lights, headlights etc do work. The material is falling off the inside ceiling of the car."
And on the item specifics:
Interior color: Dust
Exterior color: Mud
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P.s, isn't there a thread for funny car ads?
EDIT: Just seen this part at the bottom:
"This car bounces so bad you'll feel like your internal organs are being re-arranged. We've been driving it back and forth to school but its driving us crazy. If we don't get $550 for it its going to the junkyard or donation. But I don't want to haggle with anyone - don't have time. If you want it and have $550 cash you can have it. Otherwise don't waste our time!"
The only people's time you're wasting is your own by asking $550 for something that is too crappy for even a junkyard. I'd offer them $.75, but no more, and only if they deliver it.
Capris and Testarossas don't mix.
Matte brown Benz.
It looks like someone smeared **** all over it.
Can't you see the, erm, flames?Chopped tops are never questionable. Its a old school hot rod staple.
Can't you see the, erm, flames?
It's an EK Civic, makes perfect sense
If there's two cars I despise it's donks and Civics. The former is utterly pointless and the latter is all VTECH YO and terribly off-putting.
FINALLY! Someone who understands!!!
Not every Civic driver is an idiot.It's an EK Civic, makes perfect sense
If there's two cars I despise it's donks and Civics. The former is utterly pointless and the latter is all VTECH YO and terribly off-putting.
Is that the coupe?Not every Civic driver is an idiot.
*motions to FG2 in driveway*
Indeed. Mine's an '09 EX-L Coupe in red. Except that, for whatever reason, it has the 2.0L VTEC from the Si under the hood. My best guess is that the previous owner (who was an absolute nutjob) swapped it in because he couldn't drive a stick.Is that the coupe?
Doesn't look half bad.
Matte brown Benz.
It looks like someone smeared **** all over it.
I agree, looks a lot like the Citroen GT. The front... not so much but overall that's some good craftsmanship, could've been infinitely worse.The rear of that thing is gorgeously sculpted.
Matte brown Benz.
It looks like someone smeared **** all over it.
If it were anything but an FD RX-7, I'd be perfectly okay with it. But that is just sacrilegious.
It's definitely different...
It's an EK Civic, makes perfect sense
If there's two cars I despise it's donks and Civics. The former is utterly pointless and the latter is all VTECH YO and terribly off-putting.
And someone's made a convertible!
Capris and Testarossas don't mix.