I dug through the classifieds for custom cars. Here's the highlights
That counts? Then, ladies and gents, I bring you: The tuning classifieds on my country. I seriously believe here we have a tuning scene with quality only rivaled by ex-Soviet Union countries.
A...err...Renault Clio. Yours for US$16K. Stuffed with tons of speakers and crap, equipped with Lambo doors and wearing a carbon fibre hood that reduces 10Kg of the 150Kg the car's audio weights. Extra points for rear wing on front wheel drive car. That suspension by the way must be completely shot given the frequency of potholes on our roads.
A Chevrolet Aveo on sale for US$15k. The car is a turd out of the factory, but not happy with that some tuner decided to take it even further. It's themed with radioactive signs everywhere, which makes sense because the car looks as if it came out of Chernobyl. Again, half a ton of audio equipment, lambo doors and a hood that serves no function at all. However, the interior has got some class. Mansory and ASMA levels of class. Look at that...
And there's more...
Next is a Hyundai Getz, yours for US$9k. It's got everything, monitors on the headrests, oversized tacho, and "Woofer" misspelled on the ad as "BUFFER". Notice the fartcan, the lame pinstripping, the "sponsors", the "JDMAS****YO!" style stickers for the bumper...ahhhh...yes, JDM pretensions on a Korean car in a south-american country. The only thing I hatemore than that is...WHAT THE **** IS AN ARM DOING IN THE TRUNK???
And...as a good-bye...
A totally for-real bad-ass racing Chevrolet Corsa for US$11.5K. Again, oversized tach, uselessly low suspension for third world roads, and a bunch of pretentious looking parts without mechanic competence to back it all up. I've driven the 4 door version of this car and it was the most disgraceful thing I've ever driven, it's got NO guts at all. But don't fret, the add claims it has "engine modifications", it's got a race-car looking button panel and, in case you didn't noticed, A MINE'S DECAL!!! OMG MINE'S CORSA JDMAS****YO!
Sheesh, I cannot believe the kind of things people spend their money in...
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