Random Facts about Yourself

[Touring Mars]

Scottish people don't wear underwear. It's not exactly a fact about myself, nor am I Scottish ... but it was a horrible learning curve.

Only when we wear kilts, or on laundry day....

I've only worn a kilt three times, each time a wedding... I've only worn a kilt properly once though, at my cousin's wedding. You do have to be careful though, otherwise you can accidentally resemble a mixture of 'Braveheart' and 'Basic Instinct'...

 

[Jimmy Enslashay]

I've only worn a kilt properly once though, at my cousin's wedding.

Eh, I suppose the nice northern breeze is a plus.

 

[Touring Mars]

That's why Scots-folk don't get married in Winter

 

[ViXeN]

I've been a lesbian since I can remember ... Never even had a man before!!!

 

[Dave A]

I you ever fancy a go, I don't dissapoint .

Heres my fact, that comment there is as daring as I'd ever go online, yet also true depending on what you apply it to . Oh and my borthers dating this fit blonde who's bi-sexual, and she gets another bird involved from time to time.

I'm also still feeling the effects of this Lamb, Chicken and Donna kebab I ate, Sunday evening.

 

[DQuaN]

I've been straight since I can remember ... Never even had a man before!!!

 

[Dave A]

^ Thats a good thing though.

I think lesbians and bi-sexual girls are okay though.

 

[ViXeN]

Those are both very interesting facts...

Here's another one, I think my avatar is DAMN SEXY!!! hehehe

And the first wheely I ever did on my bike, I nearly PEEEEEPPPEEDDD myself...

 

[Dave A]

hahaha, I would agree with your avatar if I knew who it was or what the full picture was, I've been screwed with over a pic like that before. A mate showd me a pic of this girls arse, nice an shapely and everything so I said it was nice then he showd me the full pic, and it really wasn't nice. It wasn't even female.

 

[ViXeN]

hehehe, OH DEAR... that could put a lump in the throat (no pun intended)!!!
*smacks her hand* - "Stop it ViXeN"

Well, I wish I knew who the owner to that bum is.. hehe...

OK, here's my next one... My bum looks similar to my avatar, just not as toned, but just as small..

 

[DQuaN]

Tis a terrible shame

 

[TheCracker]

OK, here's my next one... My bum looks similar to my avatar, just not as toned, but just as small..

What, only an inch wide?

 

[ViXeN]

I have a new random fact...

I think TheCracker is really really funny... hehehe...

I'm a 28cm waste Size 6 if that's a better clue.

 

[Dave A]

That is a better clue, sounds pretty goodif you ask me, but then I say that to all the women I meat, I mean meet.

 

[Famine]

OK, here's my next one... My bum looks similar to my avatar, just not as toned, but just as small..

 

[Touring Mars]

What, you want to see me in my kilt? Ewww....

 

[TheCracker]

Use your imagination man! She's already said what she looks like, imagine her avatar - only with added celulite - sorry, didn't mean celulite, i ment to say un-toned

 

[ViXeN]

Famine, I've seen you post that pic up before... hehehe... On one of my comments too... hmmmmm....

K, lemme see... Um, I have a pic, but it's at home... I'll post it up tomorrow so you can judge... Howsat?

Use your imagination man! She's already said what she looks like, imagine her avatar - only with added celulite

I never said ANYTHING about celulite now did I??? GRRRRR

 

[TheCracker]

K, lemme see... Um, I have a pic, but it's at home... I'll post it up tomorrow so you can judge... Howsat?

We wait with baited breath.

 

[Dave A]

K, lemme see... Um, I have a pic, but it's at home... I'll post it up tomorrow so you can judge... Howsat?

That sounds good, btw are you actually from South Africa or just over there?

 

[G.T]

Famine, I've seen you post that pic up before... hehehe... On one of my comments too... hmmmmm....

K, lemme see... Um, I have a pic, but it's at home... I'll post it up tomorrow so you can judge... Howsat?

Everyone's going to go mad now...

Bring on the pics!

 

[Famine]

Famine, I've seen you post that pic up before... hehehe... On one of my comments too... hmmmmm....

What can I say? I like lesbians...

 

[Danny]

Well, a fat lesbian hockey player invariably would.

 

[Famine]

Hell, yeah!

 

[TheCracker]

The only thing thats going to be more popular than a women who posts in a mostly male populated internet forum, is a lesbian who posts pix of herself scantilly clad in a mostly male populated internet forum!

 

[Famine]

And the only thing more popular than that is the lesbian who e-mails me pictures of herself where the word "clad" doesn't even come into it.

 

[Dave A]

^ Who also has an arse like that avatar.

 

[TheCracker]

^ Who also has an arse like that avatar.

I do! - its square and only 100x100 pixels in size!

Famine - you need to get out more, or frequent other such web pages.

 

[Dave A]

He does, frequent other websites that is.

 

[Famine]

I do! - its square and only 100x100 pixels in size!

Famine - you need to get out more, or frequent other such web pages.

I have beer. I have my PS2. And I have lesbians here.

Why would I need to go anywhere else?