RKM Motorsport - Tuned Tuners - May '13

The Skyline was the worst when it came to that. It just bolted to the left or right. The AI would usually just smack into a wall right after. :lol:

My guilty pleasure is underglow. I think it looks good when it's suitable, like on a VIP-style car or a drift car. :embarrassed:

I never had problems in the start of a drag race with any car. If the car started pushing to the left right at the start, just push it to the left :lol:

Most Wanted remains as my 1st favorite, and the second one is the Hot Pursuit PS3 version.
 
NFSU2 FTW. MW was awesome too but I never actually bought it. Just rented it a few times.

Then I made the mistake of buying Carbon. Waste of money, haven't really played it since. Now EA's gotten so bad at what they do that I refuse to pay for an EA game.
 
NFSU2 FTW. MW was awesome too but I never actually bought it. Just rented it a few times.

Then I made the mistake of buying Carbon. Waste of money, haven't really played it since. Now EA's gotten so bad at what they do that I refuse to pay for an EA game.

I payed for The Run and I'm currently looking somewhere to trade it for Hot Pursuit... Or instead trading it on TDU2 and get a $50 PSN card to buy Hot Pursuit and Burnout Paradise on the Store (both cost $50 :lol:)
 
I'd get TDU2 despite the criticisms it took.

It's a must-have when it comes to "social" games :lol:

Wait...somebody complaining about an Evo's handling? On top of that, an Emperor tune's handling? I don't even...WHAT?! That's like complaining that a Veyron doesn't accelerate fast enough.

...That guy does understand what the pedal in the middle does and why it's important, right? RIGHT??? :scared:

lol, I set a record on his track and I don't think he'll beat it. We were just testing cars last night, and he kept hitting walls and slipping around <.<

and we were both on race softs!

EDIT: I swear he's a traditionalist when it comes to how a car handles, he beat my record but he still isn't satisfied.... --' he thinks there's snap understeer when it's so tiny if any.
 
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I agree on the social part about TDU2. Regardless, something just feels...off about it.

Anywho, here's my review.

Sapphire's Zonda X
"Experts and Masochists Only"


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"I said hold the mayo, you peon! Stop being such a fat twit and get it right!"

So I only recently came across RKM Motorsport and because of them, I actually made a gtplanet account. I figured that since I like to drive things, I might as well give reviews of the work posted here and luckily for me, everything is just so nice that I didn't know what to drive first.

To be honest, this wasn't the first RKM car that I drove. It was the fourth. The Zonda X grabbed my attention because it was described as a feisty one that's no laughing matter when driven properly. Just my kind of car. With that said, let's get started!

Speed - I personally stopped using the Zonda R early on when I first acquired it because I found the speed factor of it to be a bit...underwhelming. I initially raised an eyebrow at the wide gear ratio Sapphire gave this tune, but when I drove it, I understood the reason. Even on such a wide ratio, this car is QUICK. The top speed is still only about 238-240 MPH without drafting, but honestly I can't say that I care much. It reaches that top speed remarkably fast, so there's not much left to desire in a circuit car. (8.5/10)

Stability - If driven right, the stability of this car is quite remarkable. The tricky part is just that. Driving the car right. I can't really rate this one without being unfair or being a pompous you-know-what. Simply put: Either you have throttle control or you don't. If you do, then the stability is excellent. If you don't, then this car hates you and wants you to die. (unrated)

Handling - When I tested it at Spa-Francorchamps, I was surprised at the cornering ability of this car. I remember the Zonda R being a wild thing and kinda sluggish in the cornering department, which was why I abandoned it for racing so early on. The Zonda X is a whole different beast, though. It will take that inclined curve at 150 MPH. It doesn't care. The Lesmo corners? Pfft, what a couple of babies. I was very impressed with the handling model of the Zonda X and paired with the acceleration capability, this is truly no longer a "pretend" race car. It can go beyond the big leagues if you can control it. (9/10)

Ease of Use (1 = Easiest, 10 = Hardest) - Sapphire said it herself in the description and she really wasn't kidding. This car is not friendly. Not friendly at all. It's not just a "Pick and Auto-Win" type of car. The Zonda X requires very crafty driving ability that's flexible enough to keep it in control, but able to correct it the moment it gets upset about a sloppy corner entry or that aggressive jerk online who's trying to run you off of the track to win. Mind you, with the Zonda X, that jerk probably won't even get close to you if you're on top of your game. Nonetheless, this car is still very difficult to drive. Unlike many other difficult to drive cars though, this one is worth putting time into mastering. (9/10)

Fun Factor - I love this category and it's what driving is all about for me. Luckily enough, the Zonda X satisfies in this department....again, that is if you know how to drive it. Being naive about getting flashy in this car is a very risky business. It can definitely be driven flashy, but keep in mind what the car will do to you if you suddenly treat it like a drift tuned RX-7. Understand how this car works and you can have a TON of fun driving it this way or that way or any way. It's fast and it doesn't mind having some fun, but beware of potential death traps. (10/10)

Overall - This is one of the most exciting supercars I've driven in a while. It also perfectly has a violent personality that I'm just a sucker for. Beginner drivers should avoid this car at all costs because it will control you way more than you can control it. It won't control you to the finish line, either... (9/10)

Video - I take the liberty in doing this whenever I can. In other words, most of my reviews will have a video accompanying it. This is the test run I did at Spa-Francorchamps, where I took out the previous record time set by my R35, shaving over 6 seconds off of it's time with the Zonda X. I also took a second lap around to have some fun with the car. Enjoy!

 
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any progress on an evo 3 yet?

I'm working on mine still, since it's probably the best Evo I have...

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Anywho, here's my review.
Sapphire's Zonda X
"Experts and Masochists Only"

Experts and masochists indeed! You seem to share my own opinions on the Zonda; if you can drive it then it's one of the best, and if you can't it's just an overpriced garage ornament :D This therefore makes you awesome! Although I bet now you will request something insane in return for such a lovely review :sly:
 
Although I bet now you will request something insane in return for such a lovely review :sly:

Nothing insane. Well...depending on your definition of it. If your definition of insane is "Requesting something silly when I could request something more useful," then yes it's an insane request. One '66 VW Beetle 1200. I shall call it "The Salt Express." :lol:
 
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Nothing insane. Well...depending on your definition of it. If your definition of insane is "Requesting something silly when I could request something more useful," then yes it's an insane request. One '66 VW Beetle 1200. I shall call it "The Salt Express." :lol:

Well then! I suppose I better get tuning then! :D let me know what kind of power and stuff you want from it, and I'll go find one of my...four beetles and tune! Dunno why I only have four... :embarrassed:
 
Well then! I suppose I better get tuning then! :D let me know what kind of power and stuff you want from it, and I'll go find one of my...four beetles and tune! Dunno why I only have four... :embarrassed:

If it can manhandle the average 500 PP car in a hilarious manner, I'm perfectly okay with however it's tuned.
 
Well then! I suppose I better get tuning then! :D let me know what kind of power and stuff you want from it, and I'll go find one of my...four beetles and tune! Dunno why I only have four... :embarrassed:
I only have 2, is that bad?
If it can manhandle the average 500 PP car in a hilarious manner, I'm perfectly okay with however it's tuned.
I feel like trying this too. Maybe a Bug can beat my Re- oh who am I kidding? There's no way I can tune a Bug to beat 1:33 at trial mountain while keeping it on SS tires. I should've said something earlier Bolverk, but nice review. I like the Picture you opened your review with, but I didn't realize your driver for a minute and thought that the caption had something to do with the white paint. :lol:

~Turtle
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I only have 2, is that bad?

I feel like trying this too. Maybe a Bug can beat my Re- oh who am I kidding? There's no way I can tune a Bug to beat 1:33 at trial mountain while keeping it on SS tires. I should've said something earlier Bolverk, but nice review. I like the Picture you opened your review with, but I didn't realize your driver for a minute and thought that the caption had something to do with the white paint. :lol:

~Turtle

Only 2? Maybe I like them too much...

And I bet I can make a speedy Beetle :D
 
Hi, RKM gurus,

I am wondering here about your autobahn SL tune, I read reviews here and it seems ppl are not too happy with its handling.

How bad is it actually? Say if I tune down its power to stock, with fully lightened body and RKM setup, would it still be ill-handled?

The C63 doesn't quite handle well for me even with stock bhp, could this SL be worse?

In comparison, I like the SLS tune, is way better than the C63 turns out to be.

I'm refering to the excessive rear wheel burning and spinning in either the C63 or the autobahn SL.

I like the car tough, they both look preety. I am short on cr's atm and itching to buy a new car :) Just want to make sure every penny is worth it :)

Any insights on this from the gurus?

Thanks a lot anyone's attention in this

Cheers
 
I have a project car for you guys. Who wants to take the project on?
Its the Transcammer. My daily driven NASCAR thing :P has almost stock power, has been stiffened, has had some LSD work and some suspension work done. But it just doesnt do what i want. So who is up for the challenge?
 
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I have a project car for you guys. Who wants to take the project on?
Its the Transcammer. My daily driven NASCAR thing :P has almost stock power, has been stiffened, has had some LSD work and some suspension work done. But it just doesnt do what i want. So who is up for the challenge?

Should I revive mine and fiddle about? :D
 
any progress on an evo 3 yet?
Nope. There's been no progress on anything really. :lol:
Hi, RKM gurus,
The C63 and the SL aren't very good handling cars to begin with. They're just German muscle cars, so the only way to get them round corners is either by being very careful, or drifting. :lol: The SLS on the other hand has great handling for a car of its size.

The C63 tune has been problematic since it was made. It just doesn't want to maintain its grip around corners. A wing helps, but I ended up taking the wing off because it looked awful. The SL tune is sort of the same, except the entire point of that one was to make 700+bhp on sports softs work. And it does work, just not as good as say, a 400bhp SL would work. :lol: If you lower the power, you'll find the 5-speed gearbox kills acceleration, so it'll probably handle better just because it can't spin its tyres.
 
The C63 and the SL aren't very good handling cars to begin with. They're just German muscle cars, so the only way to get them round corners is either by being very careful, or drifting. :lol: The SLS on the other hand has great handling for a car of its size.

The C63 tune has been problematic since it was made. It just doesn't want to maintain its grip around corners. A wing helps, but I ended up taking the wing off because it looked awful. The SL tune is sort of the same, except the entire point of that one was to make 700+bhp on sports softs work. And it does work, just not as good as say, a 400bhp SL would work. :lol: If you lower the power, you'll find the 5-speed gearbox kills acceleration, so it'll probably handle better just because it can't spin its tyres.

I have an idea... why not make it as deadly as Deathscythe if not deadlier? :D
 
Because that's impossible. :P


Yep. The Camaro RM has the same problem as the Caparo T1. :lol:

No&#8230;it is possible, just whack the turbo on it along with some SH tyres and try taking a high speed corner at full throttle. :lol: And then sit in mild shock as you head backwards into a barrier with the remains of the rear tyres on fire. :lol:

Only this is a car. Not some X1-facsimile.
 
Should I revive mine and fiddle about? :D

get a fesh cammer, no power upgrades exept exhaust. stiffen the car up, no weight loss thingies. make full suspension, full diff and full transmission settings on sport soft.

That is my wishlist :D it has to be agile, grippy (not tailhappy) and go fast fast around Tsukuba :D (and many others)
 
No&#8230;it is possible, just whack the turbo on it along with some SH tyres and try taking a high speed corner at full throttle. :lol: And then sit in mild shock as you head backwards into a barrier with the remains of the rear tyres on fire. :lol:

Only this is a car. Not some X1-facsimile.

That's not deadly then, that's just a bad car. :lol:

Dammit I said I'm working on it! >:3

Work faster then! :P
 
That's not deadly then, that's just a bad car. :lol:


Work faster then! :P

Well…no, if it can hold its line up until that breaking point, can it be considered a deadly thing then? And I have a 900hp C63, I can tell you it's properly good fun when you drafted a Ferrari 458 to 268mph on SSR7. :D Shame that at the turn around, I cornered backwards and was actually faster in reverse. :lol:


And you're not working because…Skyrim? :P
 
Well…no, if it can hold its line up until that breaking point, can it be considered a deadly thing then? And I have a 900hp C63, I can tell you it's properly good fun when you drafted a Ferrari 458 to 268mph on SSR7. :D Shame that at the turn around, I cornered backwards and was actually faster in reverse. :lol:


And you're not working because…Skyrim? :P

A deadly car is one that is fast, but will kill you if you make the slightest mistake. If the car just fails completely, that's not really deadly. :P

I'm actually on GT5 right now. I'm not doing anything, but I'm on GT5 anyway. :lol:
 
A deadly car is one that is fast, but will kill you if you make the slightest mistake. If the car just fails completely, that's not really deadly. :P

I'm actually on GT5 right now. I'm not doing anything, but I'm on GT5 anyway. :lol:

So stuff like the Evora, the Rufs, Esprits, that lot?

Not doing anything eh? Like me then. :lol: Get on, change car, bug Mafs, race a bit, sit around, log off. :lol:

Do this for some close chasing of the AI:
Get a GT300 car, tune it up with a turbo and max downforce, do the Super GT event on Suzuka or Fuji, try and win.

Or, if you get lucky with the weather, do a rain race in a Super GT car on racing hard tyres. :lol:
 
Only 2? Maybe I like them too much...

And I bet I can make a speedy Beetle :D
No, you can never like a car too much. Trust me. I'd go on a rant about how much I like Lamborghini's and why, but eh, I don't wanna. :dopey:

Any one of the three tuners here can make a speedy Beetle, (That has a nice ring to it.) But 1:33 around Trial mountain fast without any corner cutting shenanigans?

~Turtle
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Roj, that M3 Chrome Line of yours... That car is just... Thank you.

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It's good eh? :D
So stuff like the Evora, the Rufs, Esprits, that lot?

Not doing anything eh? Like me then. :lol: Get on, change car, bug Mafs, race a bit, sit around, log off. :lol:

Do this for some close chasing of the AI:
Get a GT300 car, tune it up with a turbo and max downforce, do the Super GT event on Suzuka or Fuji, try and win.

Or, if you get lucky with the weather, do a rain race in a Super GT car on racing hard tyres. :lol:

Yeah.

I just get on, browse my garage and go AFK until I feel like playing Skyrim. :lol:

I can't even be bothered to get out of the main menu, let alone have close races. :lol:
 
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