Road Kill

How many little critters have you ran over?

  • 0

    Votes: 7 35.0%

  • 1-3

    Votes: 9 45.0%

  • 4-8

    Votes: 4 20.0%

  • Every time i drive

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    20
NocturnalPS

NocturnalPS

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I was just wondering how many little critters yall have run down. By accident of course.:D
 
all to gether ive hit the following:

1.Squirrel
2.Bird
3.Cat
4.Cat again
5.Raccoon

This was all by accident of course :rolleyes:
 
My great strength as a driver is murdering birds. The best one was when I dissected a small blue tit with the slingle blade of my Scorpio's grille! I've done a couple of pheasants too.

I had a friend who thought it was really bad to run over critters, until she wrote off her car avoiding a rabbit.
 
Originally posted by NocturnalPS
all to gether ive hit the following:

1.Squirrel
2.Bird
3.Cat
4.Cat again
5.Raccoon

This was all by accident of course :rolleyes:
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As you can see i have a little thing for killing cats.
 
I once hit a German Shepherd that was so large I could see all of its head as I hit it. The dog ran off - of course.

The owner came up to me, apologising - the hilarious thing was I was driving home from cricket training and had been hit in the mouth, so I had a shirt covered in blood and half a dozen stitches in my top lip. She nearly fainted.

In hindsight, I should have told I'd hit the wheel and had managed to stitch myself up before I got out of the car!
 
Originally posted by vat_man
I once hit a German Shepherd that was so large I could see all of its head as I hit it. The dog ran off - of course.

The owner came up to me, apologising - the hilarious thing was I was driving home from cricket training and had been hit in the mouth, so I had a shirt covered in blood and half a dozen stitches in my top lip. She nearly fainted.

In hindsight, I should have told I'd hit the wheel and had managed to stitch myself up before I got out of the car!
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Wow gezzz a german shepherd. I would kick my own ass if i were to ever hit a dog. Running over cats i can understand but a dog. Come on now dogs are mans best friend. Cats.. i dont know they just lay there.
 
Originally posted by NocturnalPS


Wow gezzz a german shepherd. I would kick my own ass if i were to ever hit a dog. Running over cats i can understand but a dog. Come on now dogs are mans best friend. Cats.. i dont know they just lay there.
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Wasn't intentional - kid and his mum were playing cricket in the local park, and the kid's belted one out of the park across the road. This involved clearing a huge copse of trees.

First I knew about it was a tennis ball bouncing in front of me and a dirty great dog at max veloce running across the road - I got on the brake at the same time as the car hit the dog (or was it the other way around?).

As I said, the dog ran off - we caught up him, he was fine. He didn't even fall over.

Don't diss cats - the difference between cats and dogs is that cats chose to live with us because they find us interesting.
 
Originally posted by vat_man


Wasn't intentional - kid and his mum were playing cricket in the local park, and the kid's belted one out of the park across the road. This involved clearing a huge copse of trees.

First I knew about it was a tennis ball bouncing in front of me and a dirty great dog at max veloce running across the road - I got on the brake at the same time as the car hit the dog (or was it the other way around?).

As I said, the dog ran off - we caught up him, he was fine. He didn't even fall over.

Don't diss cats - the difference between cats and dogs is that cats chose to live with us because they find us interesting.
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Im Just not a cat person:D
 
Are you crazy? Dogs are the whores of the animal world.:lol: They will lick anyones nuts given the opportunity. Cats on the other hand are way more self sufficient, cleaner. And the most important part is that you have to work with a cat to earn it's trust and affection.
I have both mind you, and let me say that if a burglar came into the house and killed me off, taking over my house. My dog would greet him the same way he does me within a week as long as he keeps to food dish full, and gives him a walk in the morning.;) And it's probably the same for all of us dog owners. (although I doubt anyone would even try to break in after seeing my dog, let alone trying to get past him.)
 
Originally posted by Tom McDonnell
Are you crazy? Dogs are the whores of the animal world.:lol: They will lick anyones nuts given the opportunity. Cats on the other hand are way more self sufficient, cleaner. And the most important part is that you have to work with a cat to earn it's trust and affection.
I have both mind you, and let me say that if a burglar came into the house and killed me off, taking over my house. My dog would greet him the same way he does me within a week as long as he keeps to food dish full, and gives him a walk in the morning.;) And it's probably the same for all of us dog owners. (although I doubt anyone would even try to break in after seeing my dog, let alone trying to get past him.)
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whoooooo have you seen meet the parents 1 too many times? lol :D







jk
 
this is the craziest poll ever, but i like it... it makes me laugh!!! :lol:

I have a tech. question though, does this include insects? :lol:

Only big thing I have hit is a red tail fox...

came out of the shadows on my right i was pulling a two axle trailor behind my truck, i started brake everything locked, saw the trailor start to hijack, i said screw this... bye bye fox. All 4 tires ran over him on my left side.

I went back after stoping the truck and got him out of the road, i felt so bad, luckly for me there was no blood... not a drop. :confused:

Anyway, thats my story.
 
Originally posted by Magic069
this is the craziest poll ever, but i like it... it makes me laugh!!! :lol:

I have a tech. question though, does this include insects? :lol:

Only big thing I have hit is a red tail fox...

came out of the shadows on my right i was pulling a two axle trailor behind my truck, i started brake everything locked, saw the trailor start to hijack, i said screw this... bye bye fox. All 4 tires ran over him on my left side.

I went back after stoping the truck and got him out of the road, i felt so bad, luckly for me there was no blood... not a drop. :confused:

Anyway, thats my story.
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no no insects lol . I never see blood when i run over things.:D
 
Originally posted by Tom McDonnell
Are you crazy? Dogs are the whores of the animal world.:lol: They will lick anyones nuts given the opportunity. Cats on the other hand are way more self sufficient, cleaner. And the most important part is that you have to work with a cat to earn it's trust and affection.
I have both mind you, and let me say that if a burglar came into the house and killed me off, taking over my house. My dog would greet him the same way he does me within a week as long as he keeps to food dish full, and gives him a walk in the morning.;) And it's probably the same for all of us dog owners. (although I doubt anyone would even try to break in after seeing my dog, let alone trying to get past him.)
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LOVE your signature, Tom! :D That's a great all around one-liner for lots of situations.
 
I seem to be quits adept at killing birds. My body count is 3 for birds. Even managed to kill two at once. I was driving along a quiet country type road at about 80mph in my MkII Escort and a bird flew straight into my window and the damn thing got lodged in my window wiper. I tried wiping it away but the damn thing just oozed blood & guts all over my window instead. So eventually I had to stop and scrap the bloody thing of the window when I saw another mashed into my head light aswell!!

Scariest hit on a animal was when I was riding my motor bike at night when a bloody big dog flashed in front of me and I hit the thing doing 40 mph. I somehow managed to stay on and stop a few yards down the road by which time the dog had picked it's knackered carcass off the road and was yelping off into someone’s yard.
 
Guys, you gotta think bigger. I don't hit animals by accident or on purpose. I hit people on purpose. Much more entertaining. Some buddies of mine came up with a point system giving a point value to all people. The points vary on the people's sex, race, ethnic group, and religious preference. The big points come in when you hit one that gets points in all categories. I'm ahead of our game, coming in at around 14,000 points recently. For an example of scoring, a woman walking down the street would be 50 points. Looking at you would be 100, but if she's wearing a sweatsuit, it's gonna be 200 right there. If she's attempting to flee the vehicle, it gets jacked up to 500 points just for the cruelty. It also adds points if the target is a minority, is a christian, jew or muslim, or has a spouse and small children with them. I'm doin pretty good so far.

Road kill guys? Come on, what the hell is that? If you're gonna play, play for real.

(and no, i haven't sent people to the hospital or anything. not what i'm talking about. i'm sayin just enough to knock em down, or send them up on your hood barely.)
 
Originally posted by GVX
I seem to be quits adept at killing birds. My body count is 3 for birds. Even managed to kill two at once. I was driving along a quiet country type road at about 80mph in my MkII Escort and a bird flew straight into my window and the damn thing got lodged in my window wiper. I tried wiping it away but the damn thing just oozed blood & guts all over my window instead. So eventually I had to stop and scrap the bloody thing of the window when I saw another mashed into my head light aswell!!

Scariest hit on a animal was when I was riding my motor bike at night when a bloody big dog flashed in front of me and I hit the thing doing 40 mph. I somehow managed to stay on and stop a few yards down the road by which time the dog had picked it's knackered carcass off the road and was yelping off into someone’s yard.
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Awww man the bird and guts and window wiper was just too much for me. :D LOL that was funny as hell. sorry it screwed up your car a bit:rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by Nico
Guys, you gotta think bigger. I don't hit animals by accident or on purpose. I hit people on purpose. Much more entertaining. Some buddies of mine came up with a point system giving a point value to all people. The points vary on the people's sex, race, ethnic group, and religious preference. The big points come in when you hit one that gets points in all categories. I'm ahead of our game, coming in at around 14,000 points recently. For an example of scoring, a woman walking down the street would be 50 points. Looking at you would be 100, but if she's wearing a sweatsuit, it's gonna be 200 right there. If she's attempting to flee the vehicle, it gets jacked up to 500 points just for the cruelty. It also adds points if the target is a minority, is a christian, jew or muslim, or has a spouse and small children with them. I'm doin pretty good so far.

Road kill guys? Come on, what the hell is that? If you're gonna play, play for real.

(and no, i haven't sent people to the hospital or anything. not what i'm talking about. i'm sayin just enough to knock em down, or send them up on your hood barely.)
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No comment :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by Nico
Guys, you gotta think bigger. I don't hit animals by accident or on purpose. I hit people on purpose. Much more entertaining. Some
Road kill guys? Come on, what the hell is that? If you're gonna play, play for real.
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Nico mate, you should be playing Carmageddon, not GT3! :D
 
Originally posted by NocturnalPS


Wow gezzz a german shepherd. I would kick my own ass if i were to ever hit a dog. Running over cats i can understand but a dog. Come on now dogs are mans best friend. Cats.. i dont know they just lay there.
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Hey man, stop talking trash about cats or I'll have to run YOU over.


j/k :D
 
Originally posted by Nico
Guys, you gotta think bigger. I don't hit animals by accident or on purpose. I hit people on purpose. Much more entertaining. Some buddies of mine came up with a point system giving a point value to all people. The points vary on the people's sex, race, ethnic group, and religious preference. The big points come in when you hit one that gets points in all categories. I'm ahead of our game, coming in at around 14,000 points recently. For an example of scoring, a woman walking down the street would be 50 points. Looking at you would be 100, but if she's wearing a sweatsuit, it's gonna be 200 right there. If she's attempting to flee the vehicle, it gets jacked up to 500 points just for the cruelty. It also adds points if the target is a minority, is a christian, jew or muslim, or has a spouse and small children with them. I'm doin pretty good so far.

Road kill guys? Come on, what the hell is that? If you're gonna play, play for real.

(and no, i haven't sent people to the hospital or anything. not what i'm talking about. i'm sayin just enough to knock em down, or send them up on your hood barely.)
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How much is an old lady pushing a baby carriage worth? :fdevil:
 
Originally posted by risingson77


How much is an old lady pushing a baby carriage worth? :fdevil:
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For a plain white old lady with a baby carriage, I'd say 50 points because they are easier to hit. Now if the kid in the carriage is hers, it has down syndrome, and you get a lot of extra points if you hit the kid, too. If you knock over the carriage, you're the man.
 
Originally posted by Nico


For a plain white old lady with a baby carriage, I'd say 50 points because they are easier to hit. Now if the kid in the carriage is hers, it has down syndrome, and you get a lot of extra points if you hit the kid, too. If you knock over the carriage, you're the man.
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Huh, I figured they'd be worth more because of the pure evil required to commit such a dastardly deed. :confused:
 

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