September 11, one year on.
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A terrorist attack on the United States would
a) bankrupt the airlines, no question
b) cause the largest stock market crash in history
c) force all Americans to live in fear of next year
d) cause George Bush to attack Iraq
No terrorist attack on the United States:
a) Fox, NBC, ABC, CBS, WB, and CNN will all show the planned tributes - let's hope Springsteen performs for the sake of breaking monotony
b) A terror attack will occur elsewhere in the world!
c) George Bush will remain holding off on plans to attack Iraq for Israel's sake
d) Australia will remain neutral in all of the world's problems!
If Iraq is militarily charged (whether by the US attacking, or by Iraq attacking somewhere else):
a) immediately, the US will attack Iraq
b) if the scenario is Iraq attacking somewhere else, Asia, Europe, and Australia will all provide assistance
c) if the scenario is the (highly unlikely) possibility of the US attacking Iraq, Europe will assist
d) the United States economy will falsely go up setting the world up for just a "knocka knocka knocka down"
If Honda manages to sell a car between now and Christmas:
a) they should consider themselves lucky
b) the person (or people) buying the(se) car(s) should consider themselves disproportionately skewed towards the stupid end of the population
c) they should be able to pay for the r&d on a new RL model, since the profit Honda takes on each car is phenominal due to the low-grade of materials they use
d) they should announce their "ability to stand with America in their time of need."
Did you guys know that Kia/Hyundai gave $300,000 to the USA after September 11? That's pretty valliant from a struggling Korean company with no market share.
a) bankrupt the airlines, no question
b) cause the largest stock market crash in history
c) force all Americans to live in fear of next year
d) cause George Bush to attack Iraq
No terrorist attack on the United States:
a) Fox, NBC, ABC, CBS, WB, and CNN will all show the planned tributes - let's hope Springsteen performs for the sake of breaking monotony
b) A terror attack will occur elsewhere in the world!
c) George Bush will remain holding off on plans to attack Iraq for Israel's sake
d) Australia will remain neutral in all of the world's problems!
If Iraq is militarily charged (whether by the US attacking, or by Iraq attacking somewhere else):
a) immediately, the US will attack Iraq
b) if the scenario is Iraq attacking somewhere else, Asia, Europe, and Australia will all provide assistance
c) if the scenario is the (highly unlikely) possibility of the US attacking Iraq, Europe will assist
d) the United States economy will falsely go up setting the world up for just a "knocka knocka knocka down"
If Honda manages to sell a car between now and Christmas:
a) they should consider themselves lucky
b) the person (or people) buying the(se) car(s) should consider themselves disproportionately skewed towards the stupid end of the population
c) they should be able to pay for the r&d on a new RL model, since the profit Honda takes on each car is phenominal due to the low-grade of materials they use
d) they should announce their "ability to stand with America in their time of need."
Did you guys know that Kia/Hyundai gave $300,000 to the USA after September 11? That's pretty valliant from a struggling Korean company with no market share.
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- SolidFro
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Originally posted by DODGE the VIPER
Unfortunately more footage
Why don't they show some footage of when America bombs other countries and kills innocent people??
Nothing to laugh at man but, that is the whole point of war, for any country.
I hope they will have a redesign for WTC soon.
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i dont mean this to offend anyone but its going to be another big money grab for private entrepenours (spelling vat_man?). i bet there will be some sick bastards selling 'i survived septmeber 11 2001' shirts and caps. some people can capitalise on the worst things and it really annoys me.
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- USA! USA!
I see another Wednesday.
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A big fat nothing, I hope.
GW is way too happy about the war and killing...I knew I'd voted Libertarian in '00 for a reason.
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I bet some dumbass will try and do some copycat act of terror. And that dumbass will probably be american too. As much as I love the usa it's still full of ****ed up people.
Originally posted by space
nothing like free publicity
Well, for one thing it's not free!
And two - we're talking about a Korean company here, that rarely makes a profit, and that US magazines rip up constantly. Granted, they gave less than any other major US car manufacturer, but still - it's cash!
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