Six word short stories (Hemingway Challenge)

[Nurburgthing.]

I'd also argue that "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" isn't so much a story as it is an advert.

The story is, why were the shoes never worn? Definitely a tragedy.

Man bites dog. Dog contracts rabies.

 

[Dagger311]

Dagger eats pie, gets very sick.

I suck at writing stories.

 

[MatskiMonk]

Glass still full, he was dead..

 

[SlipZtrEm]

Orphan travels, redefines family, dies happy.

 

[NoobMan DS]

Sense of duty eventually finishes duties.

 

[Snorevette]

Man bets savings on horse; loses

 

[MrUnknown]

This might be quite disturbing but...

 

[Stewyripper]

Ice slip fall crack head dead

 

[Raoul Duke]

Ebola nurse rides bike town implodes.

 

[Dagger311]

Man murders his family, money talks.

 

[Adamgp]

And they lived happily ever after.

 

[Liquid]

Rhyming thread, now this; rival appeared!

 

[Omnis]

The story is, why were the shoes never worn? Definitely a tragedy.

Man bites dog. Dog contracts rabies.

Does it really have to be explained? It's a joke. The baby shoes were never worn. Therefore, the baby's life is the short story. Get it?

You can't actually make a short story with 6 words. That's the joke!

 

[Danny]

Baby's crying upstairs. I am childless.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

You can't prove I just farted.

 

[Mikeybc]

I enter thread, I leave thread.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I just fixed my vacuum cleaner.

 

[photonrider]

Here's a six word short story:

"I came, I saw, I conquered."

It's half as short in Latin.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I just fixed my vacuum cleaner.

And now it's broken again. Why!?

 

[Famine]

"Girlfriend's pregnancy test positive; I'm sterile."

 

[TheBook]

I stared down Death. He blinked.

 

[Danoff]

Meaning of life found and lost.

 

[LeMansAid]

"I came, I saw, I conquered."

I saw, I conquered, I....... oh.

 

[Epic B]

Writing super short stories is hard.

 

[TB]

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