What a week it's been...but that's not all, because it's now time to put yet another star in our reasonably-priced car. Tonight's guest is a sensible man, he hates it when James May opens his stupid mouth, and actually thinks The Stig has friends, or for that matter thinks he even knows what a "friend" is - ladies and gentleman, Justin!
- So, Justin, I understand you're a racing enthusiast; what's your favorite racing discipline?
I don't know that I have a favorite, I'm the kind of guy that will watch pretty much anything from drag racing, to NASCAR to F1 and pretty much everything in between.
But if I had to chose 1 it would probably be endurance racing just because it has the most variety between the cars and classes.
- What the hell kind of an accent are you talking in?
I'm from Minnesoda don't cha know!!!
- You can't be American. You're not nearly fat enough...
American's aren't fat, we just wear fat suits to fool everyone into thinking that.
- Jenson Button once told me if he were ever given the opportunity, he would quite literally attempt to bite off Sebastian Vettel's finger so he wouldn't be able to do his victory gesture any longer - what are your thoughts on that?
Sounds like Jenson would get along with Kinky Kylie.
Not sure how Red Bull or McLaren would feel about that though.
- How are you liking Forza Motorsport 4 so far?
Loving it so far, there are some down sides but unlike another game they don't overshadow the positives. I love Rivals mode, the car selection is awesome and it has my favorite track, Mugello, in it.
- How was your trip out here?
I have an issue with how it was handled actually.
Did James really have to pick me up from the airport?
I could have done without the 1 hour lecture on Big Ben with Cher Lloyd playing in the background.
- Now that Forza Planet has flourished a bit more now, how are you liking things over here?
I like it, reminds me of some other game site I visit often.
Can't wait to see the types of things Jordan does with it in the future.
- What are you driving now?
I really don't have the finances to get a worthwhile car so for now I walk or ride my bike.
- Besides wasting your life playing stupid video games, do you have any other hobbies?
I enjoy wasting my life listening to music, watching movies or reading. In the summer months I also ride my bike a good amount.
- So, your lap - what was it like out there with The Stig?
Annoying, he apparently heard about the Juicy Lucy and couldn't grasp that it's a cheesebuger with cheese inside the burger.
- Where do you think you've come? Stig said you were quite good out there, but he reckons you were a little bit hesitant through some of the corners...
Last, I'm horrible at this track and the car isn't much better. As for the Stig, he was on his iphone the whole time so he didn't help much.