Stupid Things you believed as a kid...
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This. A million times this.
Also, I used to believe that Sonic got his powers from his trainers and therefore spent 2 years of my life hunting for his trainers in shopping centers.
Of course, this didn't stop me doing what the family remind me of EVERY Christmas. When I used to go walks, I used to pretend I was in Sonic The Hedgehog and run around collecting "invisible rings" and getting hit by "invisible badniks". Also, every time I reached a Sewer entry tile on the ground, that was a checkpoint...except for the yellow ones, they were spikes. I still do this.
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Santa.
Easter Bunny.
Tooth Fairy.
That the Moon was made of cheese.
That Crocodiles were endemic to the UK.
That planes with vapour trails were 'cloud makers'.
That when you eat the food fills your body up. Guess I never noticed the connection between ingestion and defecation!
That the stuff under the screen in a photocopier were model trains.
Easter Bunny.
Tooth Fairy.
That the Moon was made of cheese.
That Crocodiles were endemic to the UK.
That planes with vapour trails were 'cloud makers'.
That when you eat the food fills your body up. Guess I never noticed the connection between ingestion and defecation!
That the stuff under the screen in a photocopier were model trains.
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One can't deny that having your feet outside the covers feels....unpleasant somehow.
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What do you mean Santa is not real?
Don't worry, just kidding.
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When I was a kid I was stupid enough to think that zombies were make-believe!
I also put a potato in a plant pot not much bigger than the spud, thinking in a weeks time I'd have 5 potatoes.
Picking my nose would make my eyes fall out, and mastur....you know what....would make me go blind, as most young boys are told.
I used to think, as a child of 12ish, that IE was the only way of getting online and no other browsers existed.
I also put a potato in a plant pot not much bigger than the spud, thinking in a weeks time I'd have 5 potatoes.
Picking my nose would make my eyes fall out, and mastur....you know what....would make me go blind, as most young boys are told.
I used to think, as a child of 12ish, that IE was the only way of getting online and no other browsers existed.
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I though that was only Germany.
I believed that £100 could buy a house*.
I believed that Mike Yarwood was funny.
I believed that my first wife would be a member of Legs 'n' Co.
I believed that Sally Field was the sexiest woman on the planet.
I believed that Todd Carty really was Tucker Jenkins.
*Insert Liverpool joke here for Neal.
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Good things happened to good people, and bad things happened to bad people
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My nephew is Liverpudlian and his dad is teaching him how to joyride with GT5 
My nephew is Liverpudlian and his dad is teaching him how to joyride with GT5
My dad did it the old school way in a Rover SD1 on an idustrial estate
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Who knew you could speak scouse! It was the Vitesse as well although he only had it briefly to take the fuel injected V8 out of it to put in his Lotus Elite and replace it with a carb V8 before selling it to a farmer.Fixed.
I told you!
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