Sucks to own a chrysler...

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I'd look for a Spirit R/T. A granny car that will spank most DSMs pink.
 
Originally posted by M5Power
If you had a master key to Chryslers, why the hell would you steal a 1991 Caravan or a Plymouth Acclaim?

I read the article super fast, but I think it said the master key doesn't work with newer models.
 
Yeah, perfect, that would be a fun little toy! Make Hondakidz wet their little blowoff valves with a grocerygetter that looks like you got it as a program car from Avis...
 
'Back in the day' there used to be a hidden master password for UNIX systems. If you think having a master key for cars is a big deal, how about being able to log into any computer system in the world? (:
 
Hmmm, good thing I don't live in Philly, or my dad and mom would be in trouble. Dad-- Used to have a '96 or '97 Ram 1500, just bought a Toyota Tacoma but wants another Ram; Mom-- '02 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo.
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
I read the article super fast, but I think it said the master key doesn't work with newer models.

Dodge Viper, Mitsubishi Eclipse, Chrysler LeBaron, Mitsubishi 3000GT, Dodge Intrepid, Jeep Grand Cherokee, Dodge Daytona - anything but an Acclaim.
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Dodge Viper, Mitsubishi Eclipse, Chrysler LeBaron, Mitsubishi 3000GT, Dodge Intrepid, Jeep Grand Cherokee, Dodge Daytona - anything but an Acclaim.

This is from the article.
"McGinnis said keys recovered by his unit worked in about a third of the cars his officers tested them on. The keys work only in cars made by DaimlerChrysler, which includes Chryslers, Dodges, Jeeps and discontinued Plymouths. Newer models seem immune."

What the hell qualifies as "newer model" then?

Sure as hell better include a 99 V-ACR.
 
You mean that nice yellow one? It is yellow isn't it?

From the site:

The Dodge/Chrysler Master Key is for any Dodge or Chrysler from 1992-1999. so looks like your ACR is a perfect target ;)

I wonder if I can grab a skyline....
 
Originally posted by skylineGTR_guy
You mean that nice yellow one? It is yellow isn't it?

From the site:

The Dodge/Chrysler Master Key is for any Dodge or Chrysler from 1992-1999. so looks like your ACR is a perfect target ;)

I wonder if I can grab a skyline....

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Yeah it's yellow.

Not that too many red-necks around here would have that key, but still, just knowing something out there like that makes me kinda worried.
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
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Yeah it's yellow.

Not that too many red-necks around here would have that key, but still, just knowing something out there like that makes me kinda worried.

buy a couple of pitbulls and tie them to the car whenever you leave ;)
 
Originally posted by skylineGTR_guy
buy a couple of pitbulls and tie them to the car whenever you leave ;)

The compound allready has attack dogs.:)

I would be more worried if I went to go see a movie and had to leave it in a lot for an hour or two.
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
The compound allready has attack dogs.:)

I would be more worried if I went to go see a movie and had to leave it in a lot for an hour or two.

just get one of those feul pump cut off things then.
 
I dont live very close to philly but its only 6-8 hours away. Which mean those keys could make it here in like 2 seconds. plus my dad has a hott 2003 Ram 1500 with 20inch rims. So sadly id assume he'd be a target for somebody with a master key!
 
From the site:

"McGinnis said keys recovered by his unit worked in about a third of the cars his officers tested them on. The keys work only in cars made by DaimlerChrysler, which includes Chryslers, Dodges, Jeeps and discontinued Plymouths. Newer models seem immune."

The Dodge/Chrysler Master Key is for any Dodge or Chrysler from 1992-1999.
:dunce:
 
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