The 2010 NASCAR caption competition - Congratulations TS - OPEN SEASON!

[Nicksfix]

(Kenny in reference to looking for Jimmy Johnson)

Jiiimmmy,oh,Jiiimmmy,come out to plaaayaaay.Jiiimmmy,come on Jimmy,come out to play.I found something that you would be more suitable with for driving.C'moooon Jiiimmmmy,don't be afraid.

 

[TS]

The herminator goes shopping for a competitive race car using his new sponsorship deal with Meijer.

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Kenny Wallace: Welcome to my crib, this is where I keep all my trophies guys.

 

[Ian Poole]

Okay guys, time is up and the voting is now ready:

(Kenny in reference to looking for Jimmy Johnson)

Jiiimmmy,oh,Jiiimmmy,come out to plaaayaaay.Jiiimmmy,come on Jimmy,come out to play.I found something that you would be more suitable with for driving.C'moooon Jiiimmmmy,don't be afraid.

The herminator goes shopping for a competitive race car using his new sponsorship deal with Meijer.

Kenny Wallace: Welcome to my crib, this is where I keep all my trophies guys.

Hmm, gonna have a problems fitting Johnson's ego and Danica's caboose in there ain't ya?????

My votes:

B - 3pts

 

[TS]

D - 3

 

[Pescara for GT5]

A-1
b-1
d-1

 

[Nicksfix]

B - 2pts.
D - 1 pt.

 

[01GTP]

b - 3 points

 

[Ian Poole]

Well the votes are in and i think it was over before it started(!)

B - 9pts
D - 5pts
A - 1pt
C - 0pts

And therfore TS is the winner! TS, look forward to getting the picture ASAP

 

[Ian Poole]

Here we go:

 

[TS]

David Ragan watches the clouds go by, just like his career.

 

[Nicksfix]

David Ragan doing his Captain Kirk imitation : Damnit Scotty,I need more power.

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Ragan: Ewwww, she looks like fat

 

[Touring Mars]

Gad, this thong is really tight​

 

[Ian Poole]

Okay guys, time is up, time to vote:

David Ragan watches the clouds go by, just like his career.

David Ragan doing his Captain Kirk imitation : Damnit Scotty,I need more power.

Ragan: Ewwww, she looks like fat

DR: Damn she looks fine, (then realises who it is), oh sorry Jimmie, didn't see you there!

Gad, this thong is really tight

My votes:

E - 2pts
B - 1pt

 

[Nicksfix]

D and E are both deserving of 3 pointers,this is a tough choice. Great captions guys. 👍

E - 2 points
D - 1 point

 

[TS]

C - 2
e - 1

 

[Ian Poole]

Votes are in guys:

E - 5pts
C - 2pts
B - 1pt
D - 1pt
A - 0pts

And it is a big congratulations to Touring Mars! Mars, looking forward to getting the pic and welcome back to the fold, we miss you and your hilarious captions!

 

[Touring Mars]

Thanks - and apologies once again for missing the vote.

 

[Ian Poole]

No need to apologise, you are the Almighty, we are all not worthy

And here is Mars' picture guys

Get going and remember, two races to go until the Chase starts!

 

[Ian Poole]

Okay guys, not had any come in yet and you have 48 hours to go!

 

[TS]

oops

 

[TS]

Get this 🤬 camera out of my face and get me a whopper!

 

[Touring Mars]

Hey dude, is your car sponsored by Office Depot because it's so often stationary?​

 

[Nicksfix]

real hard at this. Nice one TM 👍

Who put this so Justin Beiber mind music on my I-Pod ? Somebody is going to pay dearly for this !

 

[Ian Poole]

Time's up guys, time to get voting

Get this 🤬 camera out of my face and get me a whopper!

Oh man, really, right here.
Damn that stinks too!!

Hey dude, is your car sponsored by Office Depot because it's so often stationary?

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the 🤬 do you think you're talking to?"

Who put this so Justin Beiber mind music on my I-Pod ? Somebody is going to pay dearly for this !

My votes

C - 3pts

Get your votes in guys and they have to be in by 9pm this Sunday

Many apologies for not doing it last night, i have been going through a lot of health problems recently with my chest and my abdominal area but, with plenty of rest, I should be as good as new soon!

 

[Touring Mars]

E - 2
a - 1

 

[TS]

B - 3

 

[01GTP]

e = 2
a = 1

I hope you feel better soon, Ian.

 

[Nicksfix]

C - All the way from 3 point land.