The 50 Dumbest things Bush has ever said

[GT Pro]

Linky.

My pick of the worst:

43. "The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th." --Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007

40. "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." --discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson in 2003, as quoted by Robertson

23. "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005 (Listen to audio clip)

17. "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." --Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

16. "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." --Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

4. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (Watch video clip)

They will make you laugh, and some may make you laugh until you cry. But many will make you cry with sadness for this is real. He really is the U.S president, and he really has damaged our world.

 

[Redgodzila]

15. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000

 

[Solid Fro]

Shouldn't this be in the Comedy Corner?

I can post 50 dumb things every prime minister of Australia have said. Wouldn't that be funny?

 

[Omnis]

Not really dumb (quite wise, actually), but



Lord have mercy.

 

[Blake]

Not really dumb (quite wise, actually), but

That figures.

 

[Omnis]

That figures.

TERRORISTS!

 

[McLaren]

How is #43 funny?

 

[Flerbizky]

Shouldn't this be in the Comedy Corner?

I can post 50 dumb things every prime minister of Australia have said. Wouldn't that be funny?

The AU Prime Minister doesn't wield a boomstick the size Bush does - So basically, he's not a threat to the world, so he can get away with being numb as a wet brick.

 

[Sureboss]

How is #43 funny?

More irony really, isn't it?

I love #4.

 

[Small_Fryz]

Saying bush isnt a stupid moron is like saying evolution is false.

Why isnt bush stupid?

Because i said so...

Why is evolution false?

Because i said so...

 

[Diego440]

Shouldn't this be in the Comedy Corner?

I can post 50 dumb things every prime minister of Australia have said. Wouldn't that be funny?

Why am I not surpised by your post?

49. "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." -Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

I remember when I heard that... I was expecting himto say something a-la Ali G... Africa isn't only the nation that brought us Bob Marley

 

[Duke]

Saying bush isnt a stupid moron is like saying evolution is false.

Why isnt bush stupid?

Because i said so...

Why is evolution false?

Because i said so...

Ummm, sorry, wrong on both counts.

 

[Joey D]

Hasn't Bush bashing gotten old yet? I mean it's been 7 years, find something else.

 

[GrumpEone]

Hasn't Bush bashing gotten old yet? I mean it's been 7 years, find something else.

Well unfortunately Bush keeps providing more material. The guy is not very well spoken, and kinda an idiot. I like #4, a perfect Bush-ism. Couldn't there be a list far greater than 50 with this guy??

 

[Kylehnat]

Hasn't Bush bashing gotten old yet? I mean it's been 7 years, find something else.

I agree. What's the point? We all know he's not the brightest bulb in the box, and he's a less-than-stellar orator, but it's not really amusing anymore.

 

[Year.Zero]

The guy is not very well spoken, and kinda an idiot.

Heh.

 

[Quiet_Storm]

^^Maybe he did it on purpose? I found a lot of the quotes to be quite amusing.

 

[TopHat]

Bah. If you really think about it, you should feel bad for the poor sod. He's the most ridiculed person in the entire damn world.

 

[Redgodzila]

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I can post 50 dumb things every prime minister of Australia have said. Wouldn't that be funny?

Yes it would .

Howard doesn't say much stupid stuff like Bush, so here's one of our leader falling over;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt8sKhoPFd8

 

[Tornado]

How is #43 funny?

Who said it was funny? The thread title is "The 50 Dumbest things Bush has ever said." If it was "The 50 Funniest things Bush has ever said" then there are a few more that should not be on the list, such as the atrocious #9 and #3.



Oh man, #37 brings back hilarious memories. I remember #28, too. And #6? Awesome.

But still, I agree with Joey. I can't imagine there not already being a few topics on the subject that this could have been put in. I'm also not necessarily sure that this should have gone in the debates forum, because there isn't really anything to debate.

 

[Small_Fryz]

Ummm, sorry, wrong on both counts.

exactly my point...

all the evidence shows that bush is indeed not the sharpest tool in the shed and that evolution is indeed correct.

 

[Duke]

You continue to miss my point.

1) Saying Bush is stupid is in NO WAY similar to saying evolution is not correct.

2) Bush is not stupid. You may not like him or his policies (I don't either), but he is NOT stupid.

Those are the two counts on which you were incorrect.

 

[Danoff]

Bush is not particularly good at speaking... actually he's quite bad at it. But he understands quite a few things quite a bit better than many presidents. Greatest president? Definitely not. Horrible president and stupid person? Absolutely not.

How could such an idiot understand economics so much better than most of you?

 

[TheCracker]

How could such an idiot understand economics so much better than most of you?

Having the best available economical advisers to hand probably helps somewhat.

 

[Joey D]

"A smart man hires people that are smarter than him."

Something my boss always says.

 

[Danoff]

Having the best available economical advisers to hand probably helps somewhat.

Those same people are writing articles and books (and people who are smarter than those people). Everyone here has access to the same information, and yet somehow so many people here deny basic economic principles and the president does not.

Huh.

 

[TheCracker]

Those same people are writing articles and books. Everyone here has access to the same information, and yet somehow so many people here deny basic economic principles and the president does not.

Huh.

Do you not think those people writing the articles and books are also supplying that same info to Bush's speech writers?

 

[Diego440]

"A smart man hires people that are smarter then him."

Something my boss always says.

Except he probably types that sentence properly

 

[Joey D]

Ya English isn't my strong suit.

 

[Diego440]

tee-hee