The __ of ____ is responsible for ______, _____ and ____.

[E28]

The self-titled publication of ex-glamour model Katie Price is responsible for 3 suicides, 90 magazine rack arson attempts and untold levels of eye damage every day, says a new government report.

You, are so correct in that statement!

 

[Lizard]

The society of britain is responsible for kissing american shoes and complaining.

 

[CardsFan4Life]

The creation of gt5 is responsible for carpel tunnel,obesity and divorce.

 

[The Bman]

The translator of the founder of Polyphony Digital is responsible for GT5 being delayed for 8 months, the Red Bull X2010 and n00bz online.

 

[tankuroded]

The death of Ayrton Senna and Roland Ratzenberger in 1994 is responsible for increase of safety in Formula One, introduction of car-slowing rules and HANS device being mandatory. (Thats true)

The people of GTPlanet's general anime thread is responsible for popularity of avatars made by AOS- , TGAT's team system and daily stuff (OADA, OADR, AEAD, etc). (sorry, TGAT lurkers, no pun inteded)

 

[W3H5]

The false advertising of Sony is responsible for me renaming their GT dev team DP because of the way they shafted me about being able to race DC live on GT5 and my being a drunk.

 

[dxm8975]

I haven't, but I think I will now.

The Government of Britain is responsible for rioting, chavism and bailing out failed European states?

Oooo, satire!

Just like mentioning the need of alleged precaution against turmoils that happened in England around a couple of months ago?

 

[DG_Silva]

I suppose you've tried the Wizard /Dark Side of the Moon viewing combo?

I haven't, but I think I will now.

Apparently, you've got to start the CD playing when the MGM lion starts roaring for the third time.

 

[ranhammerR34]

The United States of America is responsible for life, liberty, and justice for all.

Ok, I know not funny but it is also responsible for this....

The United States of America is responsible for stupidity, laziness, and irony.



--- Randy

 

[Speedy Samurai]

The invention of the internet is responsible for diminished language skills, increased laziness, and easy access to porn.

 

[Pyle_PMG]

The last part is definitely true.

 

[ghskilla]

The popcorn of ducks and unicorns is responsible for rainbows, grapes, and ponies.

 

[Wiegert]

The Duke of Edinburgh is responsible for marrying Elizabeth II, being worshipped as a god by a tribe in Vanuatu, and making occasional xenophobic comments.

 

[W3H5]

The alcohol is Shem's system is responsible for loses of virginity, bar brawls and puke in taxis.

 

[axletramp]

The Finger of Fudge is responsible for giving your kids a treat, being very small and neat, and being just enough until it's time to eat.

Yay, childhood memories!!!!

 

[Lizard]

The philosophy teacher of college is responsible for the soviet union and smiling.

 

[Davidies]

The creator of Minecraft is responsible for COD fan-boys getting mad, nerdgasms and awesomeness since 2009.

 

[USARMYCOMBATVET]

The use of disparaging terms is responsible for inferiority, jealousy, and an overall projection of fear.

 

[ZohsixGT5]

The chalice of mordor is responsible for fat people, Al Gore, and sloth ninjas.

 

[The Bman]

The Jenkins of Gran Turismo is responsible for kittens, mice, and catnip.

 

[lemansfanatic]

The invention of the internet is responsible for diminished language skills, increased laziness, and easy access to porn.

Tree'd!

 

[Pyle_PMG]

The Works of New York Fries is responsible for high cholesterol, heartburn, and great taste.

 

[Roger the Horse]

The this of is is responsible for a, non and sequitur.

 

[niky]

The Turismo of Gran is responsible for moaning, moaning and groaning.

 

[otakukid96]

The controlling nature of Microsoft is responsible for bribery, hate, and greed.