The Book Of Turismo - Spec II - The Gospels Of Shem

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Apex.
 
I too follow the spirit of kaz.

May your tires grip the road, and the laws of physics be ever in your favor.

Apex.
 
I would like to become a follower of the Book of Turismo to show my respect to the great prophet Kaz!
 
When one wants to drive any car they want, pray that we get all of the cars in the game in arcade mode. Apex.

Always remember rule #1 in "The Book of Turismo": Respect the man's car and the man will respect you. It doesn't matter what car that man is driving.
 
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I forever pledge myself to be,
a Trismite for eternity.
I will hail Kaz like there's no other,
or our beautiful world will be torn asunder.

Amen.

I am now a Trismite. I have been completely enlightened and now I understand why Kaz makes delays, to make sure we saviour our world before he takes over the heavens.
 
A month went by with the followers becoming ever hungrier to enjoy what they had been promised. Then, from nowhere, came an earth bending announcement. They would be soon unleashing the mythically rare and powerful double maintanance.

As the date of the occurance approached, the followers grew incredibly excited. Double maintanance often brought great tidings, and spec II itself was preceeded by the wave of this immense force.

But alas, the double maintanance happened with nothing to follow. Supporters cursed the great one from the tallest hilltop for raising their hopes and dashing them exquisitly. The rage went unanswered for weeks, until finally, the forgers of thy holy GTR decreed that it's greatest iteration would come soon.

And so it was that 1.13 was finally delievered onto us. We were greeted by thy awesome Nismo GTR along with the bulked up thoroughbred Toyota FT1 VGT; A glance at what may be made Castrol coloured in the coming years. The Turismites were also suprised by the ability of adding clock faces to their gallops and included a quick new way to connect and combat fellow followers. Greeted with most praise however, was the news that after over 6 months of glimpses, hints and droughts, the locks on the garden of Zahara were finally to be unchained.

To the great delight and surprise of the faithful, heavenly Zahara brought with it cheesy voice overs, combo breakers and crazy Kombi vans not seen since the legendry Outrun. It's casual and fun approach promising a relief to all those whose mates had exclaimed "what is that and can I have a go!?!" after seeing their holy shrines to Turismo. It 's arcadey nature however, made some fear for the future. Life takes paths and to some, this seemed like a misguided step down a lane that ends with gunfire and oil slicks.

Something the creators did not intend to deliever however, was the dreaded sound glitch. The horrible beast who had terrorised many lands before was now free to rear it's ugly head at the worst possible moment for a competing Turismite. It's presence was a strong blow to those who rely on sound and many crashes were had and races lost thanks to the hideous creature. Many feared that the creators would not be able to capture it again until the release of the 7th. For those who needeth the sound to feel the speed, this was a grave fear indeed.

The future, however, would be dealt with in time. For now the followers could put their attention back on waiting for thyne holy course creator, the release of the kidnapped bob and the arrival of ever more stallions.

Until that time devine friends,
Apex
 
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A month went by with the followers becoming ever hungrier to enjoy what they had been promised. Then, from nowhere, came an earth bending announcement. They would be soon unleashing the mythically rare and powerful double maintanance.

As the date of the occurance approached, the followers grew incredibly excited. Double maintanance often brought great tidings, and spec II itself was preceeded by the wave of this immense force.

But alas, the double maintanance happened with nothing to follow. Supporters cursed the great one from the tallest hilltop for raising their hopes and dashing them exquisitly. The rage went unanswered for weeks, until finally, the forgers of thy holy GTR decreed that it's greatest iteration would come soon.

And so it was that 1.13 was finally delievered onto us. We were greeted by thy awesome Nismo GTR along with the bulked up thoroughbred Toyota FT1 VGT; A glance at what may be made Castrol coloured in the coming years. The Turismites were also suprised by the ability of adding clock faces to their gallops and included a quick new way to connect and combat fellow followers. Greeted with most praise however, was the news that after over 6 months of glimpses, hints and droughts, the locks on the garden of Zahara were finally to be unchained.

To the great delight and surprise of the faithful, heavenly Zahara brought with it cheesy voice overs, combo breakers and crazy Kombi vans not seen since the legendry Outrun. It's casual and fun approach promising a relief to all those whose mates had exclaimed "what is that and can I have a go!?!" after seeing their holy shrines to Turismo. It 's arcadey nature however, made some fear for the future. Life takes paths and to some, this seemed like a misguided step down a lane that ends with gunfire and oil slicks.

The future, however, would be dealt with in time. For now the followers could put their attention back on waiting for thyne holy course creator, the release of the kidnapped bob and the arrival of ever more stallions.

Until that time devine friends,
Apex

Yet I cannot hear my car. Divine karmic punishment.
 
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