GilesGuthrie
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Turbo-Ranter: on boost...
As the thread title says, my foot hurts. This isn't the first time that it's happened, and it won't be the last. But it hurts a lot, and I'm cranky. Not because my foot hurts, but because I can't get an appointment to see a doctor, and when I do, he "does tests" which are "fine".
No, no they're not fine. The tests have not found anything, yet there is clearly something wrong with me, so the tests are pretty damn not-fine. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
The problem is that there's some sort of internal swelling around the bones in my feet. It happens about every 9 months, coming on slowly to a crescendo of pain unlike anything I've ever experienced. I know that at this point all the mothers will laugh in a derisory manner, but frankly it hurts so much it's difficult to maintain consciousness. And as The Verve said so memorably, the drugs don't work. It lasts three to five days, and at it's peak I'm completely immobile.
And here's the rub... In Edinburgh, it takes 10 days to get an appointment to see the doctor, by which time the pain's gone away. "Yes yes, but it really really hurt yesterday" sounds fairly weak. If you DEMAND an appointment, you get to sit in the surgery waiting for a cancellation, which is pretty much for the whole day then, even though I only live half a mile away and could get a cab and be there in 5 minutes IF ONLY THEY'D CALL ME!!
So I have to put up with all this pain. Or, I go to Casualty (or E.R.). The first time I took this to casualty, I spent an hour and a half convincing the nurse that it wasn't a drinking injury (the fact that I'd driven myself there in an automatic should have given them a clue). Since it was 4 a.m. I was seen to straight away. The second time, the nurse was very nice, but pretty much told me that there was nothing they could do save basically cutting my feet off (there's no commonality to the symptoms except feet, extreme pain), and that the next time it happens I should see my local doctor (see appointments rant, above).
So I'm in this position where the hospital is unwilling to help me and the local doctor won't even see me. And if he will, I'll usually get a lecture about being overweight and drinking too much, rather than actually doing something innovative like dealing with the matter at hand (or foot). After exceptional bullying on my part, some more ineffective blood tests get done and I'm back where I started. Oh, and this is if you can actually get a doctor, because they're all so busy getting their capitation fee that if you don't see them every three months they strike you off their register, so you have no doctor, and you have to apply to get back on, and that takes two weeks yada yada yada.
So the question is:
Why the hell am I paying my taxes?
Thanks for listening. I know this is a bit of a rant, respond to any part of it that interests you.
As the thread title says, my foot hurts. This isn't the first time that it's happened, and it won't be the last. But it hurts a lot, and I'm cranky. Not because my foot hurts, but because I can't get an appointment to see a doctor, and when I do, he "does tests" which are "fine".
No, no they're not fine. The tests have not found anything, yet there is clearly something wrong with me, so the tests are pretty damn not-fine. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
The problem is that there's some sort of internal swelling around the bones in my feet. It happens about every 9 months, coming on slowly to a crescendo of pain unlike anything I've ever experienced. I know that at this point all the mothers will laugh in a derisory manner, but frankly it hurts so much it's difficult to maintain consciousness. And as The Verve said so memorably, the drugs don't work. It lasts three to five days, and at it's peak I'm completely immobile.
And here's the rub... In Edinburgh, it takes 10 days to get an appointment to see the doctor, by which time the pain's gone away. "Yes yes, but it really really hurt yesterday" sounds fairly weak. If you DEMAND an appointment, you get to sit in the surgery waiting for a cancellation, which is pretty much for the whole day then, even though I only live half a mile away and could get a cab and be there in 5 minutes IF ONLY THEY'D CALL ME!!
So I have to put up with all this pain. Or, I go to Casualty (or E.R.). The first time I took this to casualty, I spent an hour and a half convincing the nurse that it wasn't a drinking injury (the fact that I'd driven myself there in an automatic should have given them a clue). Since it was 4 a.m. I was seen to straight away. The second time, the nurse was very nice, but pretty much told me that there was nothing they could do save basically cutting my feet off (there's no commonality to the symptoms except feet, extreme pain), and that the next time it happens I should see my local doctor (see appointments rant, above).
So I'm in this position where the hospital is unwilling to help me and the local doctor won't even see me. And if he will, I'll usually get a lecture about being overweight and drinking too much, rather than actually doing something innovative like dealing with the matter at hand (or foot). After exceptional bullying on my part, some more ineffective blood tests get done and I'm back where I started. Oh, and this is if you can actually get a doctor, because they're all so busy getting their capitation fee that if you don't see them every three months they strike you off their register, so you have no doctor, and you have to apply to get back on, and that takes two weeks yada yada yada.
So the question is:
Why the hell am I paying my taxes?
Thanks for listening. I know this is a bit of a rant, respond to any part of it that interests you.