The coming of Tan?

[sicbeing]

I heard this guy on the Stern show this morning. He claims that he has visited aliens his whole life and has a bond with them. They thought him everything about humanity in kind of a matrix deal (VR Helmet downloaded everything into his brain).

He says he knows the secrets of the world, when it will end, etc. He says these aliens will rescue us or something in about 2011. He claims to have even had sex with a human/alien hybrid...

He says humans somehow stay somewhat immortal on their planet that is 4.5 light years away. He says there are humans from before the biblical times.

They have known about earth for 600million years, and have had a mothership stationed around saturn for the past 10,000 years. He says that recently they have been visiting us a lot more often, since a lot of people see UFO's and stuff now.

He has "pictures" of the UFO's in the sky, but no pictures of anything else (A mother ship, an alien, or anything), but he does have drawings... looks like he took a lot of time on these professional sketches and used crayon...

Anyway, what do you think? Just garbage? Or do we hold a future with these things?

www.thecomingoftan.com

There's his link.

-edit-

He also has a lot of stuff you can buy! Including your own alien symbol! lol

 

[smellysocks12]

I think he needs to stop sniffing glue.

 

[sicbeing]

Lol. He says that they can far surpass the speed of light. I don't know about all that now.

He also says they taught him physics, and all kinds of math and science, and he doesnt have a G.E.D..

And also that the government is well aware of these aliens and aware of him too.

 

[LoudMusic]

Dude, my symbol is on the way.

 

[Famine]

He says humans somehow stay somewhat immortal on their planet that is 4.5 light years away

That'll be either a rogue planet (one orbiting no star, so effectively dead) or an extrasolar planet orbiting Proxima Centauri (or Alpha Centauri. Or Beta Centauri).

Anyone seen it yet?

 

[sicbeing]

That'll be either a rogue planet (one orbiting no star, so effectively dead) or an extrasolar planet orbiting Proxima Centauri (or Alpha Centauri. Or Beta Centauri).

Anyone seen it yet?

what the hell are you talking about? lol

 

[Flame-returns]

He says he knows the secrets of the world, when it will end, etc. He says these aliens will rescue us or something in about 2011. He claims to have even had sex with a human/alien hybrid...

So London will never get to host the 2012 olympics

Oh well.

 

[Famine]

If the alien's planet is 4.5 light years away then there's only two possibilities for its location:

• Orbiting nothing - a "rogue planet" drifting through interstellar space. With no star to heat it or provide light, it'd be frozen and dead.
• Orbiting one of the three Centauri stars (Proxima, Alpha, Beta). No extrasolar planets have been found there yet, despite more than 100 others being found, up to 5 Earth masses and 15 times further away.

Thus this = hooey.

 

[Ev0]

As Famine said, this is crap. Unless a rogue planet that we have not seen has a sufficient source of energy (and the proper facilities to extract and consume said source), this claim is simply not feasible. And, it would have to be a very, very large source of energy to compensate for a lack of a sun.

 

[Flame-returns]

It could be a planet with central heating, didn't think of that, DID YOU??

 

[Famine]

An Earth-like planet does anyway. But without anything to warm the surface you'll have no liquid water, no plants, no oxygen and no life.

 

[Flame-returns]

Who cares, it the thought that couts...

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[sicbeing]

He mentions somewhere on the site (not a huge site, im sure you could find it by skimming the write ups) the name of what we call where they live. Ill find it in a few

-edit-

Got it.

They are from a planet called Biaveh, which is located in the constellation we call Taurus. Located about 450 light years from our solar system. They can traverse that distance in approximately 4 1/2 years, as we measure time. Which means that they possess the technological ability to exceed the speed of light 100 fold. Biaviians have known of the planet Earth for 600 million years. The great mothership has been stationed near Saturn for over 10,000 years.

http://www.thecomingoftan.com/read/handwritten~8pages/etconnection.html

 

[Famine]

I refuse to pass any comment, on the grounds I might wet myself.

 

[Flame-returns]

Where near saturn???

I might go to the Greenwich Observatory and ask about it tomorrow.

"excuse me, do you know of any large alien motherships located near Saturn???"

 

[Grand Prix]

Who says life requires oxygen? They could breathe methane if it was abundant, or carbon dioxide, or nitrogen. It doesn't really matter what materials a living thing is made of if it can reproduce, does it?
But I agree that this is bullflop.

 

[Flame-returns]

No, the planet they take us to need oxygen.

 

[Grand Prix]

No, the planet they take us to need oxygen.

They could have a gas converter.

 

[Flame-returns]

That and central heating, why do these aliens care so much about our welfare??

 

[Famine]

Who says life requires oxygen? They could breathe methane if it was abundant, or carbon dioxide, or nitrogen. It doesn't really matter what materials a living thing is made of if it can reproduce, does it?
But I agree that this is bullflop.

Hmm.

Organic chemistry - three basic elements. Carbon, hydrogen and oxygen.

Life MUST be made from a combination of these three elements. We've incorporated all sorts of other cack - iron, phosphorus, nitrogen, calcium, sodium, potassium, chromium - but we're quite complicated organisms.

Silicon-based life has been proposed but it just doesn't stick together - literally as well as figuratively. Still needs oxygen though.

 

[Flame-returns]

Anyway think of it this way,

The weird guy has never said the planet they take us to currently exists. These super intelligent lifeforms could build a planet and a sort of torch satilite thingy, just to keep us warm...

Read HGTG

 

[unsanctified]

An Earth-like planet does anyway. But without anything to warm the surface you'll have no liquid water, no plants, no oxygen and no life.

Not every planet has to live off of water, plants, and oxygen. That's just what we've grown up with for thousands of years and it's how our bodies have adapted to the environment.

On another planet, supposing it has people, they could drink acid, grow marijuana, and breathe spraypaint fumes. If that's what they've grown up with for thousands of years, they could have adapted to it.

You know, I am more than likely totally wrong about everything I just said.

 

[Duke]

Actually, you're perfectly correct. However, apparently the guy had sexual relations with at least one of the aliens, and I wouldn't want to have sex with anything that can drink acid...

 

[Flame-returns]

Why not, it would be a whole new experience.

 

[Duke]

Why not, it would be a whole new experience.

...that you'd only get to experience once.

 

[Flame-returns]

True, but you only live once.

 

[Danoff]

Actually, you're perfectly correct. However, apparently the guy had sexual relations with at least one of the aliens, and I wouldn't want to have sex with anything that can drink acid...

Oh? I think it's hot.

 

[Anderton Prime]

What about that other weird guy who claims to have been contacted by aliens who supposedly created the human race? His name's Rael, and he dresses funny, in all-white pyjamas. Anyone?

 

[Flame-returns]

This guy?

 

[Anderton Prime]

Yup, that's the guy. Anyone want to dispell his particular flavour of alien-theory? I wonder...