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Loosely translate the following conversations into slang that’s familiar to you.
A: Hello.
B: Hi, how are you?
A: I am doing well; in fact, I just got a job the other day.
B: Congratulations.
A: Excuse me, how was the test in math today?
B: It was very difficult.
A: That’s bad.
B: I know.
A: Those are very oversized wheels on that automobile.
B: I think it looks great.
A: How much do you think it cost that person?
B: A large amount, I surmise.
A: I just broke up with my girlfriend, got into an accident, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let’s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Okay, that is a good idea.
A: Wow, there are so many people at this party.
B: It’s a good thing I wore fashionable clothing.
A: Well, I think you don’t look good tonight.
B: I hate you.
A: I’m going to purchase more marijuana this weekend from Sampson.
B: He gives me discounts when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to ask him about this.
A: My friends and I are going to Denny’s right now; I’m very hungry.
B: That sounds like a great idea. May I go with you?
A: No. Whenever we eat, you never pay.
A: Hello.
B: Hi, how are you?
A: I am doing well; in fact, I just got a job the other day.
B: Congratulations.
A: Excuse me, how was the test in math today?
B: It was very difficult.
A: That’s bad.
B: I know.
A: Those are very oversized wheels on that automobile.
B: I think it looks great.
A: How much do you think it cost that person?
B: A large amount, I surmise.
A: I just broke up with my girlfriend, got into an accident, and my bills are due.
B: I feel bad for you. Let’s drink alcohol and get intoxicated.
A: Okay, that is a good idea.
A: Wow, there are so many people at this party.
B: It’s a good thing I wore fashionable clothing.
A: Well, I think you don’t look good tonight.
B: I hate you.
A: I’m going to purchase more marijuana this weekend from Sampson.
B: He gives me discounts when I obtain large amounts.
A: Really? I will have to ask him about this.
A: My friends and I are going to Denny’s right now; I’m very hungry.
B: That sounds like a great idea. May I go with you?
A: No. Whenever we eat, you never pay.
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bustwave, that's freakin' holarious? <---Haha! I used the wrong puncutaion! And I spelled punctuation wrong! HHAHAHAHHA!!
Oh crap, I don't have anything to paste. Hang on....
http://www.seriouswheels.com/top-2007-Audi-TT.htm
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http://www.seriouswheels.com/top-2007-Audi-TT.htm
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