The dumbest thing you ever did?
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Going swimming at 3AM in a lake when you already have an ear infection. That was retarded of me. I had to go on a new regiment of anti-biotics because of that.
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I can't remember the dumb things too well.
My mom has a story about when she took me to Disney World for the first time when I was like 2 years old or something. I wanted to go to the men's room instead of having my mom take me to the lady's bathroom, so I ran away from her and went to take a dump in the furthest stall into the bathroom. So, she was freaking out because she lost me until she heard me yelling for her to come wipe my butt while in the men's room. I guess that was pretty stupid, but it at least makes for an amusing story.
My mom has a story about when she took me to Disney World for the first time when I was like 2 years old or something. I wanted to go to the men's room instead of having my mom take me to the lady's bathroom, so I ran away from her and went to take a dump in the furthest stall into the bathroom. So, she was freaking out because she lost me until she heard me yelling for her to come wipe my butt while in the men's room. I guess that was pretty stupid, but it at least makes for an amusing story.
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Running to see the empty cage at some zoo in an unspecified city. My knee hit something and left a slight cut. The cut was a tad deep and the medic at the zoo had me sent to a hospital for a few stitches. Now we're stuck w/ $3000 in medical bills because my insurance one pick up the bill.
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- KillerMRK2
Uhhh.... What were you doing? Driving with portals? I mean come on. YOu got ran over by your own car? Did it like start to roll or something?
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a "hey watch this!" moment in the largs channel on a sailing boat,brand new boat and was sailing along side a friend in the same kind of boat and doing roll tacks i was saying look at the angles i can hold it at and it wont capsize it....... i then spent the next hour upside down in the middle of the channel waiting for a rescue boat cause the centreboard had fell out...
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My brother did a similar thing.. except he was jumping while running at the door he thought was open. Broke it pretty good and bounced off it.
I've got a large list of dumb things... so hmm...
I guess one would be running around in my middle school's gym and not paying attention. Ran my head right into the volleyball net and clothes lined myself.
Another would be trying to hide from "the cops" by crawling under a car. I was drunk, and got covered in filth. And then I tried to fall asleep in some bushes, but my friends drug me out of the.
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- GTP_MisterWeary
My dumbest thing was probably this:
$6000 later she's sort of back to normal
$6000 later she's sort of back to normal
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I don't usually get out of hand when I'm totally schlitzed, but sometimes I do the occasional really dumb thing. In recent memory (or lack thereof) I tried to sneak a brick into a bar to throw at my brother, who I was mad at for knocking out the lens of my glasses with a giant piece of styrofoam and finding the lens, leaving me in the snow to look for it while he ran into the closest bar.
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- (GTP_) dustdriver
The dumbest thing (or funniest) i ever did was on a physical checkup via school when i was like 6 or 7 or something.
At one point we had to go in a small room and the doctor said:
'Pick up the cup when you pee'.
So when the doctor left the room i did exactly what she said.
I picked up the cup and peed in the toilet
At one point we had to go in a small room and the doctor said:
'Pick up the cup when you pee'.
So when the doctor left the room i did exactly what she said.
I picked up the cup and peed in the toilet
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- old-guy64
Dang, in 43 years, there are so many...
The highlights:
Letting my mom sell my 1962 Thunderbird after my dad died, and not getting the money. (I literally grew up in that car, and drove it away from my own wedding).
Breaking my durn foot, whilst running from a girl wielding a hockey stick. (yes, she was going to hit me with it.)
Joining the military, without the council of my parents. (I likely still would have joined, but I should have included them in my decision.)
That's just the highlights.
The highlights:
Letting my mom sell my 1962 Thunderbird after my dad died, and not getting the money. (I literally grew up in that car, and drove it away from my own wedding).
Breaking my durn foot, whilst running from a girl wielding a hockey stick. (yes, she was going to hit me with it.)
Joining the military, without the council of my parents. (I likely still would have joined, but I should have included them in my decision.)
That's just the highlights.
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lol, not quite.
I wasn't the driver, i was a passenger. I thought if I jumped out while it was moving and started running real fast, i'd be ok.
I ended up going under the back wheel.
Had to laugh
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- old-guy64
lol, not quite.
I wasn't the driver, i was a passenger. I thought if I jumped out while it was moving and started running real fast, i'd be ok.
I ended up going under the back wheel.
I actually ran over my oldest son's foot many years ago when he did that very same thing. None of his brothers have ever tried it.
For the rest of you, Rameses, etc. is not my son!
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My dumbest thing was in middle school (junior high if your area calls it that - I was 12 or 13, so it's a dim, distant memory) walking with a friend to the bus zone. We turned to ogle some girls going the other way, just getting to that interest in how the motion works as they walk away, and I collided with one of those steel posts that lines the sidewalk, exactly crotch high. In front of just about the entire student body. As Bill Cosby said in his Hofstra footbal story, "The pain --- was tremendous."
Blackbird.
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Letting myself get too involved with someone.
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- GoldMineGutted
Well, there's so many dumb things I have done over the past 18 years. The most recent and hilarious one was last year when I cut my leg open playing with that damn broken shopping trolley at the local skatepark.
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- ferrari_chris
Dumbest things I've ever done include letting nice girls get away and getting involved with bitches.
