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Do any Apple users know what this does? "Finger" sounds awfully odd as a network utility...(That's my email by the way)
 
Do any Apple users know what this does? "Finger" sounds awfully odd as a network utility...(That's my email by the way)

From the finger man page:
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FINGER(1)                 BSD General Commands Manual                FINGER(1)

NAME
     finger -- user information lookup program

SYNOPSIS
     finger [-lmsp] [user ...] [user@host ...]

DESCRIPTION
     The finger displays information about the system users.

     Options are:

     -s    Finger displays the user's login name, real name, terminal name and write status
           (as a ``*'' after the terminal name if write permission is denied), idle time,
           login time, office location and office phone number.

           Login time is displayed as month, day, hours and minutes, unless more than six
           months ago, in which case the year is displayed rather than the hours and minutes.

           Unknown devices as well as nonexistent idle and login times are displayed as sin-
           gle asterisks.

     -l    Produces a multi-line format displaying all of the information described for the
           -s option as well as the user's home directory, home phone number, login shell,
           mail status, and the contents of the files ``.plan'', ``.project'', ``.pgpkey''
           and ``.forward'' from the user's home directory.

           Phone numbers specified as eleven digits are printed as ``+N-NNN-NNN-NNNN''.  Num-
           bers specified as ten or seven digits are printed as the appropriate subset of
           that string.  Numbers specified as five digits are printed as ``xN-NNNN''.  Num-
           bers specified as four digits are printed as ``xNNNN''.

           If write permission is denied to the device, the phrase ``(messages off)'' is
           appended to the line containing the device name.  One entry per user is displayed
           with the -l option; if a user is logged on multiple times, terminal information is
           repeated once per login.

           Mail status is shown as ``No Mail.'' if there is no mail at all, ``Mail last read
           DDD MMM ## HH:MM YYYY (TZ)'' if the person has looked at their mailbox since new
           mail arriving, or ``New mail received ...'', ``  Unread since ...'' if they have
           new mail.

     -p    Prevents the -l option of finger from displaying the contents of the ``.plan'',
           ``.project'' and ``.pgpkey'' files.

     -m    Prevent matching of user names.  User is usually a login name; however, matching
           will also be done on the users' real names, unless the -m option is supplied.  All
           name matching performed by finger is case insensitive.

     If no options are specified, finger defaults to the -l style output if operands are pro-
     vided, otherwise to the -s style.  Note that some fields may be missing, in either for-
     mat, if information is not available for them.

     If no arguments are specified, finger will print an entry for each user currently logged
     into the system.

     Finger may be used to look up users on a remote machine.  The format is to specify a
     user as ``user@host'', or ``@host'', where the default output format for the former is
     the -l style, and the default output format for the latter is the -s style.  The -l
     option is the only option that may be passed to a remote machine.

     If standard output is a socket, finger will emit a carriage return (^M) before every
     linefeed (^J). This is for processing remote finger requests when invoked by fingerd(8).

FILES
     ~/.nofinger      If finger finds this file in a user's home directory, it will, for fin-
                      ger requests originating outside the local host, firmly deny the exis-
                      tence of that user.  For this to work, the finger program, as started
                      by fingerd(8), must be able to see the .nofinger file. This generally
                      means that the home directory containing the file must have the other-
                      users-execute bit set (o+w). See chmod(1).  If you use this feature for
                      privacy, please test it with ``finger @localhost'' before relying on
                      it, just in case.

    ~/.plan

     ~/.project

     ~/.pgp           These files are printed as part of a long-format request. The .project
                      file is limited to one line; the .plan file may be arbitrarily long.

SEE ALSO
     chfn(1), passwd(1), w(1), who(1)

HISTORY
     The finger command appeared in 3.0BSD.

Linux NetKit (0.17)             August 15, 1999            Linux NetKit (0.17)

Disclaimer: I am not an Apple user.
 
Andy Lally is interviewed by nascarcasm, using only voice-to-text.


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Wouldn't that be a crash?

It just refused to continue forward. Multi-airline flights aren't that desirable, but unusual last-minute travel plans do occur.


I see these text-based games now have radio-button interfaces...

Reminds me of when Ernie Irvin won his first Winston Cup race after his "fatal accident".
 
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Lessons learnt from this post:
1: Don't post so hastily. You'll look like an idiot.
2: Never trust anything on Facebook. The majority of people and posts there are idiotic.
3: Grammar's important, y'all. Read the AUP!

So, uh... whoops.
 
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@Danny wouldn't make atrocious grammatical errors like that.
I didn't notice that, that really is appalling. :lol:

I still have hope that he was really badly misquoted by some uneducated bystander who somehow knows his name.

Bit of a long shot, I know...
 
Actually, I can easily imagine some sort of surrogate mother who wants to keep the child lawsuit situation where DNA testing is used to establish maternity.
In that case, I imagine the medical records from the implantation procedure would suffice.
 
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