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So of course it was the Illuminati, who seek world domination through bad umpiring.
The Illuminati and other Conspiracy Theories thread
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Bad officiating in favor of the Los Angeles Lakers means more tickets, merchandise, and television viewing for the Lakers to profit off of. This has also lead to a down turn in the economy of Sacramento, the Illuminati have tried to take control of my team by attempts to move them to either Anaheim or Seattle. Sports and politics do go hand in hand, Sports and politics have been associated with each other since Ancient Rome and their Coliseum matches.
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What is an 'Illuminati' and how are they mods? 
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My favourite thread by far!
I friend of mine told me that Walt Disney was an Illuminati because of the triple 6 on the signature. If you look carefully there is indeed some things that appear like 6's, but I think t was non-sense and still is. Back in the Renaissence times and a bit later yes, but nowaday there is the masonsry
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_mason
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_Mason
Now there people with huge money and/or knowlodge belong. Famous stars belong to the masonry, but in the old days were mens of science who belonged
I friend of mine told me that Walt Disney was an Illuminati because of the triple 6 on the signature. If you look carefully there is indeed some things that appear like 6's, but I think t was non-sense and still is. Back in the Renaissence times and a bit later yes, but nowaday there is the masonsry
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_mason
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_Mason
Now there people with huge money and/or knowlodge belong. Famous stars belong to the masonry, but in the old days were mens of science who belonged
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Got to love perspective.
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Obviously the Illuminati did it. Then they rigged a basketball game thirty years later to make everyone forget they did it. Fast-forward thirty more years and when someone uncovers the truth of the rigged game, the Illuminati send one of their agents to remind them of the plane they crashed to discredit the idea that the basketball game was rigged; the same basketball game that the rigged to cover up their role in the plane crash in the first place. And then something something something world domination.
It makes perfect sense. Dan Brown wrote a book about it, so it must be true.
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The fact is, this is the man behind it all.
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So anybody with a bit of influence is an Illuminati?
Well, I'm screwed. I have influence, so I must be an Illuminati.
The other Masons aren't going to like this.
Well, I'm screwed. I have influence, so I must be an Illuminati.
The other Masons aren't going to like this.
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Why not, do the meetings clash?
So now we are talking real sports tragedy. Here is another one we have to reminded of, which is of equal madness and evil.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munich_massacre
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I'm a bit lost here. How this has to do with the Illuminati Conspiracy? They were a college team, so a non-professinal team and even if they were professionals what does the Illuminti has to do with sport?
The Illuminati was secret sociaty which involved the greatest minds of all time, Newton, Galileo and so forth which wanted to defend their science from the church without disgarding their belifs in God. All they wanted was to revolutionize Christianaty.
There was pilot error in this accident (unknown reasons often mean that the pilot failed) leading to the crash.
I'm not being racist and this isn't a stereotype, but this was a terrorist attack, much like 9/11 and the one on the London subway a few years ago. So you're suggesting that those were related to the Illuminati as well? I think not.
That was a form of protest against having people invading their lands with unnecessary wars. My country says: "Cá se fazem, cá se pagam" (here you make it, here you pay it). After WW2 the US gave that bit of land to the "homeless" israeli people. who lived there thousand of years ago. Those lands were enslaved and, the now palestinian people, occupied that land and set back was formed. If the israeli re-occuppied those lands there would be war, so they migrated to Europe and thanks to them we evolved. In WW2 that massacre (not related to the Illuminati), not worth mentioning, almost put an end to jewish people mostly with israeli roots, so the americans gifted that bit of land they occupied before the palestinian and now they both claim the same, that land is theirs. Palestinian want revenge from the americans and want the israeli out of there, making prisioners form both sides. (This is my interpretation of the events occuring there. No offense inttended. If some of you disagree of somethig or if I got something wrong please correct me, that's a way for me to learn more)
There is also the oil problems on those countries where there are some americans in arms (I have not a single problem with americans, just stating a reality) on. Of course those extremist muslim want them out of their country so they attack the western with all the hate they have.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munich_air_disaster
This was another event from the Illuminati then? Pilot error, plus mechanical problems resulting in a major loss in football (soccer) history?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Togo_national_football_team_attack
Another example. Do you think religious issues troughout Africa are cause of the Illuminati when they were an European secret sociaty of scientists (at least back in the day)?
How the hell are they going to dominate the world just by sports?
Enlight me, please!
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Hehe... Y'all are some funny stuff. But I'll respect opinions, and all superstitions. Whatever you want to think is fine unless legally matters take place or it offends others.
Me personally I normally just rant how my birthdate is 06/26/1996 and freak out a little every time I hear it, but I hVe more of a scientific approach to things so.... It really doesn't bother me.
Me personally I normally just rant how my birthdate is 06/26/1996 and freak out a little every time I hear it, but I hVe more of a scientific approach to things so.... It really doesn't bother me.
If your birthday was 06/06/1906 or 06/06/2006 it would weird me out.
Firts Omnis, now Pako?
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The illuminati are as real as Al-CIAda. Whatever you call them doesn't matter, Al-CIAda is a force controlled by factions of the American/Israeli government, the illuminati is a force run by the bankers and major corporations. BTW the illuminati are losing.
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