The Oil My Gears Thread

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When a slut in my school (kinda now ex school) posts on facebook. Anyone know a job that you don't have to do much but get payed well, then a guy has the balls to comment "prostitute???".

Completely made my day.
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What oils my gears is faaaaaaaassssttttt internet. ****ing firefox I love so much, but recently it has become crazy slow and worse is the flash plugin is 10x slower. One youtube video takes forever to load and firefox with flash playing literally uses 100% of my CPU which is insane. I want to use chrome since it is the fastest and I just like it second best, but I have no idea why the page never loads. Keeps telling me firewall stuff could be blocking but I literally have nothing that would be stopping it. Googled everywhere and millions of people have the same problem yet no solve. Forced to use safari which is OK I guess, but I do like the extreme speed. What took me 30sec to load in firefox takes less than 1sec now.
 
GTA:III on iPad is oiling my gears right now. Can't understand how this 10+ year old game is so much fun.

I hope Vice City will come out for the iPad soon.
 
I am using a new browser for the internet and it sucks having to go to all normal pages and enter in all my info again, but it's way faster so it's worth it. Until I get to flickr. I have like 5 accounts cause I'm too cheap to pay for more space lol. Took forever to guess the email I was using and than guessing what my password was but after 3 weeks I'm in!
 
Whenever I finish in the Top 1,000 on any Time Trial or Drift Trial.

I've actually done that twice within the last few events.

Super-Bonus if I finish in the Top 250...which I've done once.
Mega-Bonus if I finish in the Top 100...which I don't think will be possible for a while.
Insane Bonus if I finish in the Top 10...which will never happen to me.
 
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lbsf1
When a slut in my school (kinda now ex school) posts on facebook. Anyone know a job that you don't have to do much but get payed well, then a guy has the balls to comment "prostitute???".

Completely made my day.
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I laughed just by reading your post. Epic win 👍 !!!
 
Parents FINALLY buying a vehicle, so they can pass down the 2003 Camry to let me commute to work and school.

Hanging out with friends all day and then going out to watch The Dark Knight Rises in theater. (Last time I was at a theater was in 2010...to watch Iron Man 2)

Spent quite a bit of morning watching the 24 Hours of Spa Francorchamps, plenty of things happened in the first 4 hours I watched.
 
Currently Rammstein, just started listening to them and they're emmense!!!
Also they've taught me a bit of German. Hier kommt die sonne.
 
Just it some kid on World at War pissed off. Called me some names and said I was just sitting in one spot and I said I was using a sniper rifle. So he says that it's not a sniper rifle (I was using a Mosin Nagant scoped) and when he said e built guns I asked him the simplest possible thing anybody who knows a decent amount about guns should know; what does the AK in AK47 mean and also what does the 47 mean. So he says 'I don't care or build those piece of **** weapons. I'm going to work, bye.'

Haha, I live messing with angry kids on PS3. :)
 
My dad's new Saab 9-3 Vector oils my gears massively :)

It's a shame they don't build cars anymore, great vehicle in my opinion. Very comfortable yet surprisingly sporty.
 
My nephew out of nowhere said we were the best family in the world.

Really surprised me how much that meant to me
 
Skyrim. Barely into it and I've fallen in love with it.

And PS Plus. Um, a handful of $15-$60 titles for free, plus new deals/free games every Tuesday? Yes, please.
 
Wooooo saw a bunch of TVR in the OCD and noticed 2 didn't have a check. All this time I swore I had every car, but luckily I noticed these and bought them. Best part is one was more than awesome after I made a tune on it
 
When people race WITH you and drift WITH you and duel you fairly in evenly matched cars, then proceed to say the race wasn't just good or great, but it was a BEAUTIFUL race. Also when people check out my magazine. That oils down everything that needs to be oiled.
 
When your cruisin in a free run room and a guy runs you off the road in an attempt to overtake. Then he stops and pulls over and lets you go ahead of him.
 
not in any particular order: but

Getting to play/enjoy GT5 a little bit everyday is a joy into my life...

hugz with my GF

drivin my costly new car

oh and showers...
 
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Oh my, reading through this thread feels good.
Especially the online racing stories.

What oils my gears is when I hear our, (new to us) FZR400 start up, and rev to 14k. :dopey:
 
Looking at Cowboys965 video history, (Just wanted to see what vis were uploaded, then saw last watched. /notcreepy) and seeing "smug Prius driver yell at a pickup truck owner about exhaust". :lol:

But then I get pissed off at the **** and want to run her over with a lifted diesel, so I'm listening to MJ's "This is it" album, which soothes it quite nicely.

Edit: I just watched it and now Micheal Jackson's tunes cannot offset that 🤬.
He should have done this. Prius vs diesel

Ah well, going to watch a movie so hopefully I'll forget about that.

(And why was that word censored?)
 
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Cowboys965
Finding out I got a top comment on YouTube. :D

But then I was called out for copying a comment on another video that I haven't seen. but many other people think what I did. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5pm...email_reply&feature=em-comment_reply_received
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You seem like you really want a top comment... :lol:

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Be mad.

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