The Picture Battle!

[jammyozzy]

Hmm...I think I still prefer The Doors to Pink Floyd.

 

[Anderton Prime]

As Dennis Leary once said, here's Jim Morrison's life story:

"I'm drunk, I'm nobody. I'm drunk, I'm famous. I'm drunk, I'm ****ing dead.

At least Pink Floyd's still around...

 

[eliseracer]

>

Washed up, overplayed, overrated stoner-rock.

 

[Anderton Prime]

Washed up rocker with completely spaced out expression getting his waste-of-sperm son (who sports the dirtiest, greasiest white-man-afro of all time and whose shirt slogan couldn't be more fitting if I wrote it myself) to help him figure out how to use incredibly complex and massive remote control module while he pours himself a nice glass of refreshing Diet Coke > Mute button on generic remote control

 

[ExigeEvan]

New Jack Osbourne > Washed up rocker with completely spaced out expression getting his waste-of-sperm son (who sports the dirtiest, greasiest white-man-afro of all time and whose shirt slogan couldn't be more fitting if I wrote it myself) to help him figure out how to use incredibly complex and massive remote control module while he pours himself a nice glass of refreshing Diet Coke

 

[Cosmic]

New Jack Osbourne > Washed up rocker with completely spaced out expression getting his waste-of-sperm son (who sports the dirtiest, greasiest white-man-afro of all time and whose shirt slogan couldn't be more fitting if I wrote it myself) to help him figure out how to use incredibly complex and massive remote control module while he pours himself a nice glass of refreshing Diet Coke

OMG...is that Jack?

 

[Ram-Rod]

 

[F1GTR]

Led Zeppelin > Nine Inch Nails

 

[Anderton Prime]

Wow, a complete circle in one page. Beautiful guys. Real nice.

 

[eliseracer]

Almost page 50 and people still can't grasp the rules. Geez.

 

[Ram-Rod]

 

[Anderton Prime]

Silence > Metallica

 

[jammyozzy]

Motorhead > silence.

 

[Danoff]

Motor > Motorhead

 

[Anderton Prime]

Jet Engine > Motor (as beautiful as it is)

 

[Delirious]

Owns wimpy jet engine

 

[DQuaN]

 

[Anderton Prime]

ID4 Mothership > Super Star Destroyer (not in terms of which movie is better, but in terms of sheer size)

 

[DQuaN]

Woah, are they loads of City Destroyers on the bottom?

 

[Anderton Prime]

Yup. Apparently the Mothership is 800km long by about 550km wide, with the 24km-wide City Destroyers all attached on the Mothership's underbelly.

Too bad the movie wasn't as cool as the concept of the ships in it!

 

[F1GTR]

At least in the film .

 

[Danoff]

Both Rhea and Dione > ID4 mothership

(Image taken by Cassini at Saturn and is a real shot of both moons in one frame)


Edit: DOH!! Just seconds too late. Oh well, these moons > than those guys too... moons aren't windows compatible, so the computer virus would have no chance.

Edit2: Moons are also not MacOS compatible. Everyone knows they run on Linux and as such are impervious to computer viruses.

 

[Anderton Prime]

... moons aren't windows compatible, so the computer virus would have no chance.

If you recall from the film, though, it was a Mac that Jeff Goldblum used to upload the virus to the alien mothership!

 

[TB]

Colorful Earth moon > Rhea and Dione

Linky

 

[Delirious]

Paddle thwacks moon upside the crater

 

[TB]

Doggie paddle > Paddle

 

[Anderton Prime]

Butterfly Stroke > Doggy Paddle

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

Butterfly Knife > Butterfly Stroke

 

[Vonie]

"That's not a knife; this is a knife."

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

I win.