The Picture Battle!

[Danoff]

"Chink" > Armor

(this picture was carefully selected)

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

> crystal glass

 

[Kent]

Floating Kitty Head of Doom > Fire Extinguisher

It's hard to come up with anything that beats the floating kitty head of doom... but I believe this does it.


The kitty has no shoop.

Sorry but nothing beats that cat. I don't even like cats and it was hallarious for some reason (I must have been drinking tonight).

Seriously though, that cat was funny.

Oh, and...

>

 

[UnoMOTO]

Donut game > Donuts that expand my pants

 

[Barracuda]

Blue screen of death > game

 

[Diablomonkey]

BSOD Shirt > BSOD

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

BSOD tattoo > BSOD shirt

How drunk would one need to be to think that was a good idea?

 

[YSSMAN]

Steve-O Drunk Tattoo > Nerd Drunk Tattoo

 

[Danoff]

Real thing > internet version.

(Bumped for relevancy)

 

[TheCracker]

Las Venturas > Las Vegas

 

[Danoff]

Fonejacking > Carjacking

 

[DuckRacer]

iPhone > that piece of junk.

 

[daan]

Pneumatic drill > iPhone

 

[DuckRacer]

Pneumatic drill > iPhone

iPod so durable it saves a soldier's life > drill.

 

[Danoff]

As we all know.

Blendtec Blender > Apple products

 

[daan]

iPod so durable it saves a soldier's life > drill.

[off-topic]
His body armour saved his life, not the iPod. 💡
[/off-topic]

 

[DuckRacer]

Mac Pro can't fit in a blender.

[off-topic]
His body armour saved his life, not the iPod. 💡
[/off-topic]

I know that, but this is the Picture Battle. Logic is meant to be scarce here.

 

[Nicknamealguem]

N.A.S.A. Computer/s > little mac pro​

 

[agent kri]

Beer computer > NASA computer

 

[Nicknamealguem]

(off-topic but) How can a beer computer beat N.A.S.A. supercomputer?

Oh well, can’t function without this:

Beer Factory > Beer Computer

 

[DuckRacer]

(off-topic but) How can a beer computer beat N.A.S.A. supercomputer?

...

I know that, but this is the Picture Battle. Logic is meant to be scarce here.

Apple juice > beer.

 

[YSSMAN]

Ocean Spray > Apple Juice

 

[Danoff]

Everything's better than cranberry juice

 

[Metar]

Life, The Universe and Everything > Everything

 

[UnoMOTO]

what lol cat thinks about your everything

 

[Danoff]

This animal is even uglier than that one.

 

[Metar]

Ugliest Dog EVER > Drunk Dog.

 

[UnoMOTO]

Putting that dog out of his misery.

 

[Metar]

Touche

 

[ceiling_fan]

Cannon > Gun