The Plague...

[Rat Bastid]

Typo? What typo? I've been using AloeDent for years and I've not had the plague yet...

I think you mean plaque.

 

[Venari]

Dead people won't care how they died.

QFT, period. I mean, how much more QFT could QFT be. üQFT, perhaps.

More people die every day from tripping over while putting their trousers on than die annually from Plague.

Speaking from experience?

I don't think Famine has died from putting on his trousers. Famine, are you dead?

If you are dead, do you care? Let us know, I want to use the Alt-0252 combo on my keypad again.

 

[Loon]

I think you mean plaque.

And I think the initial joke is over your head.

 

[V1P3R]

:Inserts zzzzzzzzzzzzooooom sound:

 

[Rat Bastid]

And I think the initial joke is over your head.

... Right, thanks. Here's a Nickel, keep the change.

 

[Vander]

Because if this is the bubonic plague, then its really quite horrific, search for buboids its really quite disgusting.

I can't imagine any plague is nice, I could think of a better way to die.

Once your dead you would no longer care that you died in a 'better way' though, so ultimately it doesn't matter, even if you did catch the plague you could still die from something else.

You could for instance hurl yourself out of an airplane wrapped in duct tape sticky side out covered in magnesium over a rainstorm and subsequently light a cigarette with your trusty windproof zippo.

Or you could be boring and go mug a crack dealer, that'd probably get you killed faster than the plague and on the plus side it might give it to him aswell.

 

[Alfaholic]

You could for instance hurl yourself out of an airplane wrapped in duct tape sticky side out covered in magnesium over a rainstorm and subsequently light a cigarette with your trusty windproof zippo.

Anyone who goes that way earns my respect. Awesome. If they round it off by having Bloodhound Gang's Fire Water Burn playing while their coffin enters the oven at the crematorium, then they hit my wall of fame. Posthumously.