Captain Archibald "Dithers" Clutternot
A hopelessly indecisive officer with an impressive mustache, constantly fumbling orders while trying to appear authoritative. His knack for getting lost on the battlefield is matched only by his oblivious optimism.
It's well old but still funny having come across it; a fraud who sells snake oil and promotes "natural" health products claims the zika virus is a hoax whilst simultaneously selling something that repels the zika virus. Y'know, just to cover both bases...