The Stalker Thread

[kikie]

Black. The more cocoa, the better. 👍


Btw, my brother is working in Bruxelles since March and I'll be visiting him sometime this year. When I know more details I'll contact you so we can arrange a meeting somewhere. In that meeting you'll give me a nice big box of Belgian chocolates and everyone will be happy.

This sounds like music in to my ears.

Are you going to be my personal stalker?

 

[Adamgp]

I already stalk too many people in real life, I don't need to do it online.

 

[photonrider]

"Womerns"

I'm so using that word now.

Sounds like some crawling thing. Not at all like either of the women I married.

Fortunately neither stalks me anymore.

My children stalk me, though - when they need cash.

 

[FoRiZon]

@The new FrzGT is now being domesticated by me.

 

[Dennisch]

There was a time when I locked every door I own because I was afraid a small guy in a trench coat wielding an axe would visit me.

But then I found out that @Danny is actually a cuddly little fellow who just wants hugs.

 

[wvmgmidget]

@The new FrzGT is now being domesticated by me.

Does anyone know what exactly when down with that?

 

[TB]

Does anyone know what exactly when down with that?

Yes.

 

[wvmgmidget]

Yes.

What happened?

 

[JockeP22]

Stalking? There's a Like button so I click it. Simples.

 

[Lizard]

But then I found out that @Danny is actually a cuddly little fellow who just wants hugs.

When I realised that it terrified me because it was so different to what I expected.

Never trust the nice caring man. Ever.

 

[FoRiZon]

What happened?

Somebody stalks me with a similar name.

Then Gravitron approaches me thinking it was me. I said no, not at all especially since the Mac and IP address is different and the fact that its not me at all. I choose to disband the stalker.

 

[wvmgmidget]

Somebody stalks me with a similar name.

Then Gravitron approaches me thinking it was me. I said no, not at all especially since the Mac and IP address is different and the fact that its not me at all. I choose to disband the stalker.

Oh ok.

 

[Cale]

I would like to formally apologize to all of my stalkers that I haven't been active the last couple weeks.

 

[kikie]

Black. The more cocoa, the better. 👍

Who's the racist now he?

Btw, my brother is working in Bruxelles since March and I'll be visiting him sometime this year. When I know more details I'll contact you so we can arrange a meeting somewhere. In that meeting you'll give me a nice big box of Belgian chocolates and everyone will be happy.

A nice box of Belgian chocolates? I can give you a box of Belgian chocolates, an empty box that is ofcourse. Again >>>

 

[Grandea GTR]

Somebody stalks me with a similar name.

Then Gravitron approaches me thinking it was me. I said no, not at all especially since the Mac and IP address is different and the fact that its not me at all. I choose to disband the stalker.

Sounds like you had a secret admirer.

 

[photonrider]

Anybody looking for a Stalker-For-Rent? Feeling lonely? Let me know.

 

[kolio]

Anybody looking for a Stalker-For-Rent? Feeling lonely? Let me know.

What is your rate? I am not sure if I have the money for your service.

 

[High-Test]

Anybody looking for a Stalker-For-Rent? Feeling lonely? Let me know.

You won't work Saturdays...

 

[photonrider]

What is your rate? I am not sure if I have the money for your service.

Money? Duh.

When did you last lure someone out of the woods?

You won't work Saturdays...

We work only on weekends and holidays.

But there have been cases of clients inviting our work-place Rent-a-Stalker home on weekends to prevent a sudden bout of Inattentionivitis and quite a mess ensures when the Stalkhome Syndrome takes over. No one can make out stalker from stalkee. Everything gets mushed up.

Lost many a good stalker that way so we have to protect our staff with suitable time off that confuses the stalkee into thinking that the stalker isn't actually stalking but being actually stalked themselves.