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- Indiana, US
- Tonystew42
I'm back! I'm sorry for being inactive for so long, but the circumstances for me being gone were out of my control. But in the last few months, I've gotten a new PS3, upgraded internet (which means I'll be doing races with people in the communtiy to get some of my pictures!), and a new laptop, which means I can lounge around in my bedroom over Summer Vacation and type some stuff up!
note- The pictures included in this chapter are not mine, and belong to their respective owner.
Chapter 4: Back From the Repo Yard
That was the worst cake Ive ever had!
You could have been a bit more specific over the phone!
You know I hate angel food cake! And why was Happy birthday, Irma! on it?!
Thats why it was half-off!
Guys, quit arguing and get on your toes, our exit should be coming up soon.
Isnt that it there?
No, thats just a redneck driving off into the woods.
Cue the jokes.
NO. After the last half chapter, most people probably think this is all some sort of joke instead of a serious, action-filled story.
Dude, most people think were dead.
As we drove on, we realized that it was our exit, and remembered that were in the south, where the majority of people vote Larry the Cable Guy for President, and indoor plumbing is considered magic. Eventually we found our way to Atlanta, where the traffic got heavier, our fighting got more intense, and our gas from our stop at a Taco Bell in Tennessee became unstoppable. Then we learned that their HQ was located in the woods outside of the city, so we had to squirm our way back out. Eventually though, we found the Dunlop arch that marks the entrance to their racing grounds.
This place was absolutely AMAZING. The complex was located near a lake, and the main building was brand new, complete with that new car smell. Maybe that was just me imagining the car that would replace the piece of crap I was in. Anyway, the most impressive thing had to be their test track. It wound through the forest and rocks, with a long back straight, and a beautiful view of the lake, with what appeared to be the Loch Ness monster in it. They also had a wide range of cars for driving, so I wont have to make my first impression in my G20. But the icing on the cake was their smoothie bar. Not the Irma icing, but the frosting around the edge that you always save for last. Yes, in the cake of life, this was the corner piece that everyone fights over.
As we pulled up to the front doors, we saw that there was a valet. We were about to laugh our heads off, when we saw that he had a racing helmet and suit, and that there were a bunch of skid marks. Then I realized that he was going to laugh HIS head off when he sees what Im driving. Oops, too late to turn around, hes already on the floor.
These guys are serious, arent they?
Compared to this chapter so far, very.
We got to the guy, and something seemed awfully familiar about him, but I couldnt put my finger on it.
Im sorry sir, but we have a strict no Matchbox cars rule here.
Ha ha. I havent heard that since the last red light we came to.
Wait a sec, that voice, could it be
You bet lil bro.
*gives Pops a noogie*
Oh my God, its Uncle Dave!
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