The Thread About Ponies, Logistics and General Weirdness (And Gilda)TV 

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add me to the list of bronies. I got butt-mad when i found out MAST3RLINKX got banned by Hasbro.

although, there were several others uploading it, and Hasbro decided on him. WHY THE ONE GUY WHO UPLOADS THE HD VIDS?!
 
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The same thing could be said about Fluttershy too :lol:
 
Ep. 23 was fantastic.

I'm still wondering what a rock farm is, and how Pinkie went from throwing her first party to "and that's how Equestria was made". :lol:
 
If you had like 50 pet rocks, fed it, watered it, gave it sunlight, and harvested them during the fall, then yes.
 
"And that's how Equestria was made!" And she mentioned that she'd tell her story of how she got her cutie mark to the Cutie Mark Crusaders later.

I have reason to believe that Pinkie Pie is the actual god of Equestria. Not Princess Celestia. That's how she's able to catch Rainbow Dash so easily. She can appear anywhere, at anytime, and basically be anything. And how she's never mean and always throws parties for everyone. It all makes sense now. It. All. Makes. Sense. Now.


Also.
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Out of curiosity, I decided to explore the claim that Rainbow Dash can clear the sky in ten seconds flat. What I discovered is that RD may be the world's fastest unassisted fictional character. In fact, to go any faster, you'd need to be in a spacecraft.

Now, typically, the small, low-level clouds that populate the sky around Ponyville can be seen for about two to three miles. We'll assume, then, that the space to clear is about a 4mi x 4mi square, thus measuring sixteen square miles. Also assumed is that RD flies straight through each square once, thus getting about sixteen linear miles.

16 miles. in ten seconds. The result? 1.6 miles every second, or 5,760 mi/h!!! That's Mach 7.5 at sea level! I think that the sonic boom from that alone would clear clouds in quite a wide swath.

Compare this to other fast horses. Sea Biscuit could only do around 35 mi/h (.05 mach), while a Ford Mustang is limited to about 155 (mach 0.2), The Prancing-Horse-shod Ferrari Enzo hit 212, (.28 mach) and Dago Red, the world's fastest P-51, has a record of 517.323. (Mach 0.69) Even the F-104 9-99, painted in Rosso Scuderia and with the Prancing Horse emblazoned on the vertical tail, can only do 1676.4 mi/h, or Mach 2.2. Rainbow Dash is one fast pony.

But Wait! What about other characters? Well, unless you can stop time, (mach infinite) which is considered cheating, there's only a couple that can even compare. The Road Runner is fast, very much so, but still roughly subsonic. Then there's the claimed "Fastest thing Alive" ((That's what Princess Sally Said)) Sonic the Hedgehog. His top speed is somewhere over 1.0 Mach, or 762 mi/h, at sea level. I don't think we've ever seen him go Hypersonic, though.

So, say hello to the new fastest thing alive...

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and hold your ears.

To be fair, though, that DOES explain the short wingspan. They're not so much for lift as for use as a control surface. XP
 
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Out of curiosity, I decided to explore the claim that Rainbow Dash can clear the sky in ten seconds flat. What I discovered is that RD may be the world's fastest unassisted fictional character. In fact, to go any faster, you'd need to be in a spacecraft.

Now, typically, the small, low-level clouds that populate the sky around Ponyville can be seen for about two to three miles. We'll assume, then, that the space to clear is about a 4mi x 4mi square, thus measuring sixteen square miles. Also assumed is that RD flies straight through each square once, thus getting about sixteen linear miles.

16 miles. in ten seconds. The result? 1.6 miles every second, or 5,760 mi/h!!! That's Mach 7.5 at sea level! I think that the sonic boom from that alone would clear clouds in quite a wide swath.

Compare this to other fast horses. Sea Biscuit could only do around 35 mi/h (.05 mach), while a Ford Mustang is limited to about 155 (mach 0.2), The Prancing-Horse-shod Ferrari Enzo hit 212, (.28 mach) and Dago Red, the world's fastest P-51, has a record of 517.323. (Mach 0.69) Even the F-104 9-99, painted in Rosso Scuderia and with the Prancing Horse emblazoned on the vertical tail, can only do 1676.4 mi/h, or Mach 2.2. Rainbow Dash is one fast pony.

But Wait! What about other characters? Well, unless you can stop time, (mach infinite) which is considered cheating, there's only a couple that can even compare. The Road Runner is fast, very much so, but still roughly subsonic. Then there's the claimed "Fastest thing Alive" ((That's what Princess Sally Said)) Sonic the Hedgehog. His top speed is somewhere over 1.0 Mach, or 762 mi/h, at sea level. I don't think we've ever seen him go Hypersonic, though.

So, say hello to the new fastest thing alive...

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and hold your ears.

To be fair, though, that DOES explain the short wingspan. They're not so much for lift as for use as a control surface. XP

I'm mad you actually decided to analyze that. Most of which I'm already aware of, but I'm still mad you did it. :lol:
 
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Ah, well, I'm an engineer, and I had a little extra time while using the water jet machining center at work. It has a little calculator, so...plop a few numbers in and HOLY HORSES SHE'S HYPERSONIC!
 
Lol, true. But she knows how Equestria was made. You can't explain that. *cue Bill O'Reilly*



Anyway, did anyone ever get the impression that Rainbow Dash is probably a lesbian?

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Anyway, did anyone ever get the impression that Rainbow Dash is probably a lesbian?

I wouldn't say considering the age group she is aimed at that she's a lesbian, I think shes more of a tom boy which many girls are and they are covering all the personalities. Rainbow Dash is bad-ass!
 
I do actually like Rainbow Dash possibly most, just because of that tomboyishness. Also the whole desire to be a formation pilot, at a time when I'm in an airplane kick because of having FS'04.
 
Dunno if it is nostalgia or I am objective but I prefer the previous hand drawings than the "function" drawings of the new series. Sure it is cheaper and maybe looks "cleaner" but it lacks personality.
 
I'm still deciding on my favourite filly but whatever i decide Twilight Sparkle its the ultimate pony and that's final :P

Rainbow Dash seem to be the most popular around here though. Is there a vote somewhere I've missed to check this?
 
But Wait! What about other characters? Well, unless you can stop time, (mach infinite) which is considered cheating, there's only a couple that can even compare. The Road Runner is fast, very much so, but still roughly subsonic. Then there's the claimed "Fastest thing Alive" ((That's what Princess Sally Said)) Sonic the Hedgehog. His top speed is somewhere over 1.0 Mach, or 762 mi/h, at sea level. I don't think we've ever seen him go Hypersonic, though.
Not to rain on your parade, but Superman flew around the Earth, in counter rotation, fast enough to create enough air drag to slow and reverse the Earth's rotation, and turn back time. He has flown to the moon in less than a minute, and in only a few minutes managed to carry all of Earth's nuclear weapons to the sun and get back for tea.

And that was just the movies. If you take the comics he has flown to other stars and galaxies, saved the day, and come back in a matter of days. That would equate to FTL travel.

On foot, however, he is limited to a slightly slower speed than Flash.
 
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