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Things not to say during sex:
-Boy everybody looks funny naked.
-You woke me up for that?
-Oh did I mention the video camera?
-Oh hell baby, a little rug burn never hurt anybody.
-Sweetheart, did you lock the back door back there? (in a car)
-Could you pass me the remote control?
-Do you accept VISA?
-On second thought......... lets turn off the lights.
-And to think I was really trying to pick up your friend.
-Gee I hope you as good lookin when I'm sober.
-Uhmmm...... do you get any of the premium movie channels?
-Try not to smear my makeup, will ya?
-Smile you're on Candid Camera!
-I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs.
-I want a baby.
-I think you got it on backwards.
-Uhmm... when is it supposed to feel good?
-Wow baby, you're good enough to do this for a living.
-Oh, did I remember to take my pill?
-Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
-Boy I wish we got the Playboy channel.
-I tell you one thing, that leak better be from the waterbed.
-No really, I do this part better myself.
-Did I tell my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
-Is that you or is your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
-It sure is nice to being bed with a woman I don't have to inflate.
-Wow you're almost as good as my ex.
-What tampon?
-Have you ever considered liposucksion?
-Uh.... now you ain't gonna tell no one is ya?
-Did I mention my transexual operation?
-I really hate women who actually think sex means something.
-Oh hell, a good plastic surgeon take care of that in no time.
-I'm gonna need another beer for this.
-So uhm.... when would you like to meet my parents?
-Have you seen Fatal Attraction?
-Oh don't mind me, I always file my nails in bed.
-Oh hey sorry about the name tags. I just not real good with names.
-Would you keep it down? Daddy's a light sleeper.
-Ya know, my old girlfriend could do it for alot longer.
-You mean you're not my blind date?
-How long to plan to be.............almost there??
-Boy everybody looks funny naked.
-You woke me up for that?
-Oh did I mention the video camera?
-Oh hell baby, a little rug burn never hurt anybody.
-Sweetheart, did you lock the back door back there? (in a car)
-Could you pass me the remote control?
-Do you accept VISA?
-On second thought......... lets turn off the lights.
-And to think I was really trying to pick up your friend.
-Gee I hope you as good lookin when I'm sober.
-Uhmmm...... do you get any of the premium movie channels?
-Try not to smear my makeup, will ya?
-Smile you're on Candid Camera!
-I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs.
-I want a baby.
-I think you got it on backwards.
-Uhmm... when is it supposed to feel good?
-Wow baby, you're good enough to do this for a living.
-Oh, did I remember to take my pill?
-Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
-Boy I wish we got the Playboy channel.
-I tell you one thing, that leak better be from the waterbed.
-No really, I do this part better myself.
-Did I tell my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
-Is that you or is your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
-It sure is nice to being bed with a woman I don't have to inflate.
-Wow you're almost as good as my ex.
-What tampon?
-Have you ever considered liposucksion?
-Uh.... now you ain't gonna tell no one is ya?
-Did I mention my transexual operation?
-I really hate women who actually think sex means something.
-Oh hell, a good plastic surgeon take care of that in no time.
-I'm gonna need another beer for this.
-So uhm.... when would you like to meet my parents?
-Have you seen Fatal Attraction?
-Oh don't mind me, I always file my nails in bed.
-Oh hey sorry about the name tags. I just not real good with names.
-Would you keep it down? Daddy's a light sleeper.
-Ya know, my old girlfriend could do it for alot longer.
-You mean you're not my blind date?
-How long to plan to be.............almost there??