Time for a sing-along!

[Red Eye Racer]

So you thought cutting political satire was dead?
Sung to the tune of
if you´re happy and you know it.....

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let´s look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.

It´s "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let´s prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They´ve got weapons we can´t see,
And that´s good enough for me
´Cos it´s all the proof I need, Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam´s gone mad,
With the weapons that he had, (And he tried to kill your dad), Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin´, bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin´, bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain´t easy,
And your manhood´s getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We´ll call it treason,
Let´s make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq

 

[keeno_uk]

well funny

nice one Red Eye Race!!!!!!

 

[Tercel_driver]

Being "offtopic", do you think what Bush is doing, the right thing?, I mean, who is he to give a time sentence to a country, he isnt god!, do you know what happens after this?, not only Iraq and Korea, but many other countries will see what this dude is doing and going to be against the country. I really disapprove what is Bush doing now. I just hope the next president is a democrat. Enough of the Bush and Republicans bs!

 

[Duke]

Very well written, I admit, but as with most things liberal, quite naive.

 

[DGB454]

Originally posted by Tercel_driver
Being "offtopic", do you think what Bush is doing, the right thing?, I mean, who is he to give a time sentence to a country, he isnt god!, do you know what happens after this?, not only Iraq and Korea, but many other countries will see what this dude is doing and going to be against the country. I really disapprove what is Bush doing now. I just hope the next president is a democrat. Enough of the Bush and Republicans bs!

1. yes I do and so does 2/3rds of the country.

2. No he is not God but he isn't acting alone. Congress(which includes a majority of Democrats as well as Republicans) are backing the this war.

3. Vote for who you like.

4. This" Bush and Republican bs" as you call it is actually an American thing and transcends party lines.

 

[Red Eye Racer]

Originally posted by neon_duke
Very well written, I admit, but as with most things liberal, quite naive.

oh yeah,... big time,... but still good for a laugh

 

[Duke]

Especially with that dopey tune!

 

[Red Eye Racer]

LOL,... it's been stuck in my head all friggin day,.... except it's the "skeeter on my peter" version

 

[milefile]

Originally posted by DGB454
1. yes I do and so does 2/3rds of the country.

2. No he is not God but he isn't acting alone. Congress(which includes a majority of Democrats as well as Republicans) are backing the this war.

3. Vote for who you like.

4. This" Bush and Republican bs" as you call it is actually an American thing and transcends party lines.

*APPLAUSE*

 

[Vasco]

Didn't boombexus post this a long time ago in the Comedy Corner?

 

[Talentless]

i think it was Giles.

 

[epic]

that goes really good with the piano tune off of whose line is it anyway when they have to sing those silly songs

 

[under18carbon]

nice one ReR !

 

[SandStorm]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Sensational, RER!

This belongs in the Comedy Corner, though.

 

[askia47]