[TIRE] Samsung SuperSpeedway Series - BKGlover is the champion!

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Complete and utter bull:censored:. Morons. Utter, utter 🤬 morons. They decide that the middle of a race is the best time to have a demolition derby. Surprised they weren't thrown out of the paddock. 🤬 No penalties? Complete Bull:censored: they just turned into me. Just because they are on big teams they think they can get away with 🤬 like that 🤬 *walks away*

How's that for some role-playing :P
Heheheh....I think you and I can be grand teammates:mischievous::cheers:
 
Well, @Doodle and @Harsk100 saw their lifes go by in an instant. :lol:

@Doodle also caused a crash and ran away from the crime scene.

@vetteman24 showed us how to crash at GVSSR in 4 turns.

@Harsk100 did his best Joey Logano interpretation on me.

@RedDragon got stuck on the pit wall. I don't know what should I say.

Errr....still working that out. I've got it narrowed down to 20.

Holy moly.

Complete and utter bull:censored:. Morons. Utter, utter 🤬 morons. They decide that the middle of a race is the best time to have a demolition derby. Surprised they weren't thrown out of the paddock. 🤬 No penalties? Complete Bull:censored: they just turned into me. Just because they are on big teams they think they can get away with 🤬 like that 🤬 *walks away*

How's that for some role-playing :P

11/10. top dank. 👍 :D :lol:

@Michelin polesitter, clearly rigged :P

To be honest, I led practice, qualify, got 2nd on happy hour and made the fastest lap on the race.

My reaction was: "Well... what the." :lol:
 
Listen to this song
This is not what we're going for, this series (As is every other series) is in fact a flex zone, and you can bet your ass that we're flexing all up in your grills, most improved driver, most laps lead by a driver and half of the top third of the field was TKU cars. As our theme song states, we can't be touched, stopped, moved, rocked or shook, we came to get crunk, bring life, get it started and get it right. *drops mic* TKU OUT!
 
Listen to this song
This is not what we're going for, this series (As is every other series) is in fact a flex zone, and you can bet your ass that we're flexing all up in your grills, most improved driver, most laps lead by a driver and half of the top third of the field was TKU cars. As our theme song states, we can't be touched, stopped, moved, rocked or shook, we came to get crunk, bring life, get it started and get it right. *drops mic* TKU OUT!


My my :lol: :cool:
 
This series is probably 2nd behind mine for how chill I expect it to be :lol:

Well, what do you expect from a series where the last race happen at a fricken Figure 8?!?! :lol:

Only a bit crazy :lol: are you sure about that ;)

Just a tiny bit... I'm being sarcastic btw, Jahgee is fricken crazy! I wonder how he's in real life though. :lol:

But it's not like he's the only crazy guy... everyone is crazy, in their own levels.
 
Well, what do you expect from a series where the last race happen at a fricken Figure 8?!?! :lol:



Just a tiny bit... I'm being sarcastic btw, Jahgee is fricken crazy! I wonder how he's in real life though. :lol:

But it's not like he's the only crazy guy... everyone is crazy, in their own levels.
I'm actually really shy and introverted in real life, but on here I don't give a **** :lol:
Are you really so sure about that...:mischievous:
Does your team have a theme song rapped by a boxer and a team mascot with big boobs? Exactly
 
Better let me learn you some science then, cause se there's this here thing called Aerodynamics and bumpers are sort of important for that especially in a super speedway :P

Yeah a bunch of lunatic speed freaks on Superspeedway, you really think bumpers going to make a difference. :lol: :lol: :cool:
 
Well schmit, I sure missed a whole of wacky shannenigans and Jahgee being Jahgee (which could be merged with the first topic I've mentioned, but never mind that :P). Fortunately, Michelin's quick video work will bring me up to speed on what actually happened during this race.
Also, cutting out the finish from the video? What is this, Fox Sports' coverage? I thought you had better standards than those, Mich. :P :lol:

And of course the moment I get a decent qualifying position is quickly dashed in thiry seconds due to a sandwhich with Red Bull and covered in Napa oil, it would be too much to have a decent race for me, it seems. Gotta love those moments when it ain't even your responsability and you still take karma to the face because screw you... If all races end up like this thanks to the overly agressive A.I., then we may as well create a "Boom, Confetti" award for the driver with the most crashes throughout the season. :lol: And if only I could provide audio commentary for these videos, that would be pretty nifty and such. But my time schedule may or may not get in the way (depending on the day, that is)...
 
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