TOCA Season 5 / Spurgy, Joe, DBC, Volvo, Champions!

[Furinkazen]

The Banana Banter Bus will depart this Saturday at Spa.

We not racing this week

 

[neljack]

I think knowing Chqr hes gonna go their anyway to troll then

 

[Chqr]

We not racing this week

 

[Furinkazen]

2min 38 at Spa, decent time?

 

[Spurgy 777]

Rubbish time Furi, I could do that in a Fiat 500

 

[Furinkazen]

Rubbish time Furi, I could do that in a Fiat 500

Right well I have taken 4 seconds off that

 

[Spurgy 777]

I'm sure Paul will do some testing soon so we will find out

 

[gokartman78]

Scuderia Venom Press conference ​

Many rumours have aroused over the departure of Daxcobra from TOCA, and many people have speculated over the future of his team and teammate Venom and Akmuq. Akmuq has been missing from a few races this season, but looks to be getting things back on track by showing up to various tracks that we are yet to visit, and taking part in vigorous testing schedules. However, he was not alone, and he was not in the Venom Honda Civic. Gokartman was also at many of the test sessions and was photographed with Akmuq, discussing setups and strategy. Many people know that Kartman has been unhappy with his teammate spurgy, who is 'beating' him in most races. apart from spa. Rumours have been confirmed that the pair are thinking of mounting a strong assault on the teams championships with half the season left to play for. The car they will be using, and have been testing over the last few weeks is the incredibly powerful, extremely agile Toyota Prius. Also Confirming Chqr as our test and reserve driver. Even though he is banned. When questioned about the responsibility of his role, he replied: "I am surprised at the appointment, but reserve driver is a bit of a misleading title. I prefer to be called the teams 90 year old virgin".​

 

[Akmuq]

Ohhh yeah....👍

 

[rustyMercedes]

. Many people know that Kartman has been unhappy with his teammate spurgy, who is 'beating' him in most races. apart from spa.

also, we are taking sign-ups for the newest addition to GTP America, the Grand Am sports car series. This series is sanctioned by PURE and hosted by Tom. There will be a test on Sunday that will be done before the WSC Le Mans room opens and will be open to anyone who wants to participate. So check it out and see what you think.

PURE | Grand Am Sports Car Series

 

[Furinkazen]

What GK?

 

[paulmac2k9]

Seems he's dumped Spurgy. (Not very nice ) And moved to Honda with Akmuq in Akmuqs team.

 

[Spurgy 777]

It could be a joke, he hasn't told me he's leaving, and a little weird seen as they don't stand a chance of winning the team championship being so far back. What's going on Kartman?

 

[gokartman78]

It could be a joke, he hasn't told me he's leaving, and a little weird seen as they don't stand a chance of winning the team championship being so far back. What's going on Kartman?

read the last line . it's a toyota prius, not an actual TOCA car

 

[Chqr]

It could be a joke, he hasn't told me he's leaving, and a little weird seen as they don't stand a chance of winning the team championship being so far back. What's going on Kartman?

Stick to the racing, eh Spurge?

 

[gokartman78]

just edited the press conference.

 

[Chqr]

just edited the press conference.

Test and reserve driver?

You might as well call me a 90-year old virgin.

 

[gokartman78]

Test and reserve driver?

You might as well call me a 90-year old virgin.

just putting that in. hold on.

 

[Chqr]

just putting that in. hold on.

Ew.

 

[gokartman78]

Ew.

done .

 

[Chqr]

I'm still driving the Banana Banter Bus at Spa not your Scuderia Bum-Boys Sedan.

 

[gokartman78]

I'm still driving the Banana Banter Bus at Spa not your Scuderia Bum-Boys Sedan.

ouch, that hurt. Not the insult, just looking at your avatar.

 

[Chqr]

ouch, that hurt. Not the insult, just looking at your avatar.

You have a low-pain threshold my friend. If you can change your Paint Scheme to Banana Yellow and your team name to 'Daughters of Elton John,' we may have a deal.

 

[gokartman78]

You have a low-pain threshold my friend. If you can change your Paint Scheme to Banana Yellow and your team name to 'Daughters of Elton John,' we may have a deal.

The conditions have been met, i wonder if akmuq is okay with all of this

 

[Chqr]

The conditions have been met, i wonder if akmuq is okay with all of this

Oh yeah, additionally, Akmuq must resign as a Steward unless Furi makes Jakob Nascar 88 a permanent driver in the series.

 

[gokartman78]

Oh yeah, additionally, Akmuq must resign as a Steward unless Furi makes Jakob Nascar 88 a permanent driver in the series.

ask furi for that condition, akmuq must stay as a steward, we need our corruption at the top of the sport 👍

 

[Chqr]

ask furi for that condition, akmuq must stay as a steward, we need our corruption at the top of the sport 👍

Akmuq must stay as a steward?

Right. That's it. Either Akmuq changes his Nationality to Spanish and his username to 'VtecEspanol' or I'm off.

 

[smuffyatfcp]

So when he overtakes you he shouts “vtec, acaba de iniciar en el yo”

 

[Chqr]

So when he overtakes you he shouts “vtec, acaba de iniciar en el yo”

Excellento, smuffo.

 

[gokartman78]

Akmuq must stay as a steward?

Right. That's it. Either Akmuq changes his Nationality to Spanish and his username to 'VtecEspanol' or I'm off.

we need him there, then we have 3/4 of the stewards bribed in some way.
Carb is you TO in NW so will let you get away with stuff
Neljack is your teammate in NW, and a nice guy, so we can get away with stuff
Akmuq is in our team, and a few of my other teams, we can get away with stuff
Furi is akmuq's teammate, and im a rpm reserve driver, so we can also get away with stuff. thats why we need him