TOCA Season 5 / Spurgy, Joe, DBC, Volvo, Champions!

[Furinkazen]

Currently:

Joe 58.8
Furi 58.8
Chris 59.3
Tom 59.4

9 in lobby.

 

[Lizard]

Currently:

Joe 58.8
Furi 58.8
Chris 59.3
Tom 59.4

9 in lobby.

I will come for 1 or 2 laps but then I will be gone again.

 

[DaxCobra]

So my 58.4 is still fastest?

 

[Tom]

Not a bad lap, by all accounts.

 

[Carbonox]

Guys, are you doing races back there?

 

[Furinkazen]

Guys, are you doing races back there?

Yep now we are, its epic.

 

[Tom]

Not bad, I guess I still have spirit.

 

[Furinkazen]

I think anyone can win.

 

[gorsad]

I think anyone can win.

Except me

 

[DrifterJoe]

So my 58.4 is still fastest?

Yep. Closest we've had were a couple of 58.5 laps on both tuesday and today.

 

[Furinkazen]

Me, Akmuq, and Joe all 58.8's. Rest of field all below 1:00.0 marker.

 

[Chqr]

Breaking News​

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Banana Motorsports Driver has been SUSPENDED FOR TOCA S5!

Chqr, the infamous Banana Motorsports Drivers was already on probation heading into Season 5 of Furinkazen's TOCA but now has his ultimate trademark 'banana fail' even before the start of this season. After proving he can make the Nissan relatively competitive, he has proved to not take series testing seriously and has been punished accordingly wtih a suspension for Toca S5.

In taking out series veteran, GTP_akmuq on two notable occassions in somewhat deliberate, unprovoked circumstances, he will now only be at TOCA race from the stands. TOCA veteran and steward, GTP_akmuq had this to say 'Cqr was orribly very dirty tonight and e started tird and fell back to last sowing his racing discipline in a nutsell.'

Race director, Furinkazen had this to say 'Trollolololol.'

In other news, TOCA dog was pictured doing this...

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Breaking News​

Banana Motorsports Driver is on Probation!

Chqr, the infamous Banana Motorsports Driver has already had its trademark 'banana fail' even before the start of this season, Season Five. After successfully proving he can drift and drive backwards to make chicanes, he did not prove the opposite at Suzuka East.

Race Director, Furinkazen in his statement said 'Although a talented drifter and troll, he was not a clean driver that TOCA is currently looking for. Despite a near flawless history, we will give him a second chance.'

Chqr refused to speak in a statement but according to Banana Motorsports TV was recorded saying 'trololololol.'

We look forward to Tsukuba.

 

[Furinkazen]

Where that come from Chqr

 

[Chqr]

Where that come from Chqr

This is serious business.

Let this be a warning to the field of drivers and cloverboys.

 

[Carbonox]

Huh, I didn't make it. I guess I was too bored or something, huh. I hope the recent lack of testing doesn't affect me too badly, huh.

 

[Chqr]

Huh, I didn't make it. I guess I was too bored or something, huh. I hope the recent lack of testing doesn't affect me too badly, huh.

Don't worry, Heikki, I'll be cheering you on from the sidelines.

 

[Furinkazen]

Races are going to be a patient test. I expect Race 1 pretty processional, Race 2 a scrap and Race 3 all out madness.

 

[Carbonox]

Races are going to be a patient test. I expect Race 1 pretty processional, Race 2 a scrap and Race 3 all out madness.

Yeah and that's what we all really want to see, huh...

 

[Furinkazen]

In order of who's racing and expected this weekend:

 

[Tom]

All in all, how do people think I did tonight? Feedback is appreciated.

 

[Akmuq]

Me, Akmuq, and Joe all 58.8's. Rest of field all below 1:00.0 marker.

I set the 58.571...?

 

[Chqr]

I'm on a voyage to prove to everyone I'm not black by adding people on facebook.

So, stuff you Akmuq and Carbonox!

 

[gokartman78]

I'm on a voyage to prove to everyone I'm not black by adding people on facebook.

So, stuff you Akmuq and Carbonox!

i thought you were going to look like ant davidson, but i'm wrong

 

[Furinkazen]

I set the 58.571...?

Didn't see that one! Nice 👍

 

[Chqr]

i thought you were going to look like ant davidson, but i'm wrong

Awww cheers hun. I'm just a coconut. nothing more. nothing less. sorry to disappoint.

In other news, Furi shall now be called 'grasshopper troll.'

For the next fourteen races, he shall be ranked as a 'Grasshopper troll.'

If he passes testing, conducted by myself, he will be advanced to the next rank of troll.

He has embarked on a journey which will take years of preparation and training. I must commend him on such an undertaking.

Haitch will always be TOCA troll nonetheless.

 

[Furinkazen]

Awww cheers hun. I'm just a coconut. nothing more. nothing less. sorry to disappoint.

In other news, Furi shall now be called 'grasshopper troll.'

For the next fourteen races, he shall be ranked as a 'Grasshopper troll.'

If he passes testing, conducted by myself, he will be advanced to the next rank of troll.

He has embarked on a journey which will take years of preparation and training. I must commend him on such an undertaking.

In other news I just out trolled Chqr. Now to get the Trollvo out...

 

[Akmuq]

*sigh*

If you wanna be a troll, you need to be funny, if you use big words, like Furi, you're not funny.

However, if you laugh at how I used the word big in the last sentence, you're on the right path.

 

[Chqr]

*sigh*

If you wanna be a troll, you need to be funny, if you use big words, like Furi, you're not funny.

However, if you laugh at how I used the word big in the last sentence, you're on the right path.

 

[Akmuq]

You're pathetic....


Is that Ricky Hatton?

 

[Chqr]

Is that Ricky Hatton?

Nope, Furi's mum.