Troll Car Thread

[Dan]

the wheels look better than the entirety of the car itself

Blue wheels, though.

Question: Why is everyone painting their troll cars pink and blue? I can understand the pink part, but the blue wheels?

 

[Ferrari458Italia]

what's up cutie?

 

[Dan]

And people call the LCC Rocket a "bathtub on wheels"...

 

[XDesperado67]

S.M.U.T., Toyota Caldina GT-Four '02, 450/550PP SH-SS

 

[XDesperado67]

Blue wheels, though.

Question: Why is everyone painting their troll cars pink and blue? I can understand the pink part, but the blue wheels?

Because green clashes!

 

[Dragonbeard]

S.occer
M.om's
U.ltimate
T.ransport
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550PP S.M.U.T. Extreme Edition will run under 7 minutes at the ring on Sport Softs even with Ol'Harvey Wallbanger's lousy driving.
Will have both a 450PP Lite Edition on SH and the Extreme Edition tunes posted later today if anyone's interested.

Dangit. That thing is fast!
I got my ass kicked by the A.I. on the ring running 7.18 laps with the SLS AMG GT3.
I need practice...

 

[Azure Flare]

I love this thread.

 

[Bo]

I gave in last night and made myself a midget. I joined a free run room at Matterhorn in the dark. Because you can't roll online, I could take very corner flat out, and ended up beating a Quattro S1, a 458 and an M5. My best lap time was only 3 seconds off an FGT, so that caused quite a stir. I told everyone I was trolling on purpose, and got "shut up" and something along the lines of "ur mum".

 

[Vic Reign93]

I gave in last night and made myself a midget. I joined a free run room at Matterhorn in the dark. Because you can't roll online, I could take very corner flat out, and ended up beating a Quattro S1, a 458 and an M5. My best lap time was only 3 seconds off an FGT, so that caused quite a stir. I told everyone I was trolling on purpose, and got "shut up" and something along the lines of "ur mum".

Them replies say it all really.

On the other hand, well done for being different and driving the Midget and actually beating some High performance cars. 👍

 

[Grayfox]

My Cervo beat NSXs, Elises and MX-5s in a 450pp room.
OK it sucks when it comes to top speed, but in the corners it rocks.

 

[Dan]

The number one rule to trolling: Never tell people you are trolling. Once you're done with that session, never tell the people "HAHA YOU GOT TROLLED LOL" or "GET TROLLED!!!!" If you are a YouTuber that does trolling videos, I immediately stop watching if you say that since it makes you sound like an idiot and its painful to watch.

 

[Azure Flare]

I never intend on busting out the Murder Midget for the purpose of trolling, just to see if I can get a laugh out of people.

 

[Grayfox]

Borderlands 2 Nomad: Midget Lover.

 

[Dragonbeard]

Hey guys, this is where I'm supposed to post pictures of me drifting my skyline right?

 

[Ranman20]

That spoiler is painful to look at.

 

[Lasercats2]

Swagg?

 

[Terje]

Swagg&Swaggerer

 

[Lasercats2]

Swagg&Swaggerer

I have a few other cars ill have to get them onto my flash drive and upload them on here for you guys

 

[GTRacer22]

//i.imgflip.com/60i9v.gifvia Imgflip GIF Maker It wouldn't embed it but still

 

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

Blue wheels, though.

Question: Why is everyone painting their troll cars pink and blue? I can understand the pink part, but the blue wheels?

Blues (particularly pastel or lighter blues) contrast quite well with bright, horrifying shades of pink. That's why that Barbie car posted a few pages back has a large amount of lilac and blue on the box.

 

[Welsh-Fury]

I wonder how much of a troll the Mini Cooper 1.3i '98 is as a racer...

Edit:
Enough of one to win the 24M Nurburgring race by a +1:00.252 lead. Sadly, it wasn't painted in any trolling colors. I'd upload the file for viewing inside the GT6 game itself, but I'm not sure GTP would like a 74MB attachment.

 

[Dan]

I wonder how much of a troll the Mini Cooper 1.3i '98 is as a racer...

I really hope it's good. I love Mini Coopers with that body style (The new ones are alright, but they can't compare with the original).

 

[Grayfox]

The new ones are not mini.

It just shows, when a German company gets the hands on something they ruin it.

You can still have a tiny car that is safe.

 

[Welsh-Fury]

No one has said anything about wearing pink gear with our cars...

 

[Grayfox]

The mini is not that good when tuned.

Too much power.

 

[Rhombohedron]

I present the pink Lolvo 240 Driftwagon! Please excuse the pixelated smoke, I have no idea why GT6 took the photo like that.

 

[Azure Flare]

Would be better with an LS3 behind the driver. And you would still have room to carry all your 🤬 around.

 

[Ranman20]

If only we could swap a 13b or LS3 into a miata. I would be dominating supercar rooms.

 

[Grayfox]

Depends.

My Cevro gets 59.1s(no nitrous) on Tsubuka and 35.7 on ARM(with nitrous)
The set up can still be worked on

Troll cars are meant to look weak or stupid but dominate.

 

[Ranman20]

Funny I can lap certain courses rather quick than the norm but when I get online I get stomped when trying to overtake in the so called slow car.