Troll Car Thread

[ProjectWHaT]

I finally got myself a Winged Midget. I got it to 80 mph.

 

[Dan]

I finally got myself a Winged Midget. I got it to 80 mph.

Pfft. That's nothing. 100+ in a gold chrome, drift tuned Fiat 500.

 

[Grayfox]

I finally got myself a Winged Midget. I got it to 80 mph.

Shame it wasn't 88mph

 

[ProjectWHaT]

Shame it wasn't 88mph

I could probably get to 90 if I played around with the transmission, but ain't nobody got time fo' dat.

 

[GT5Power]

I took my FIT to the 'Ring and pulled a 7:04, could go under 7 minutes if I tried.

 

[XDesperado67]

I took my FIT to the 'Ring and pulled a 7:04, could go under 7 minutes if I tried.

Race Softs and NOS?
No way a FIT runs the Nordschleife that fast otherwise...

 

[Grayfox]

Wanna bet?

 

[Inferno251]

Think that is during the glitches, seems like gravity is lower than normal, the SUVs may have the 3000hp glitch

I just remembered, the vid was uploaded early 2011, way before the hacks.
So there must be a way to do it without hacking... 💡

 

[GT5Power]

Race Softs and NOS?

Of course

 

[Vic Reign93]

Nobody wants a Life?

We need an overpowered Sports A class machine to troll racing lobbies with.

Everybody has a Life, Only mines a M.I.L.F (Mildly Insane Life Fan ) Fully built and slammed to the ground, everywhere it goes sparks fly, literally.

 

[cgg]

I managed to get my fully tuned Cappuccino round ARM in 34.6 seconds using NOS. I'm amazed at how fast it is!

 

[Grayfox]

Wheel or DS3

 

[cgg]

DS3.

 

[Grayfox]

34.512 on ARM.

It is a little unstable.

 

[cgg]

It's a quick little car!

 

[Grayfox]

I'd like to know how fast by comparing it with a more powerful car.

 

[Grayfox]

My Setup, still needs work.

------------------------------------
Suspension
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Racing Suspension
Ride Height
Front:75mm   Rear:75mm

Spring Rate
Front:7.74kgf/mm  Rear:6.92kgf/mm

Damper(Bound)
Front:5  Rear:5

Damper(Rebound)
Front:5  Rear:5

Anti Roll Bars
Front:4  Rear:6

Camber
Front:0.5  Rear:0.5

Toe
Front:0.00  Rear:0.25
------------------------------------
Brakes:Stock
Brake Discs and Calipers:
Front:6  Rear:5
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Transmission
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Racing Transmission
Auto: 180km/h
1st:3.506
2nd:2.436
3rd:1.795
4th:1.394
5th:1.141
Final:5.125
------------------------------------
Drivetrain
------------------------------------
LSD:Stock
Clutch & Flywheel: Twin Plate
Propeller shaft: Carbon Propeller shaft
------------------------------------
Power:
------------------------------------
Power Limiter:100%
Engine Tuning: Stage 3
Computer: Sports
Exhaust: Racing Exhaust
Exhaust Manifold: Isometric Exhaust Manifold
Catalytic Converter: Sports Catalytic Converter
Intake Manifold: Intake Tuning
Turbo Kit: High RPM Turbo
Nitrous Oxide: 100
------------------------------------
Body
------------------------------------
Downforce
Front: -- Rear:
Weight Reduction: Stage 3
Bonnet: Carbon Bonnet
Windows: Window Weight Reduction

 

[cgg]

My setup only took me around 5 minutes, and is set up for Brands Hatch GP so I'll give yours a go.

 

[dadarjapit]

I haven't got on Gran Turismo for the past week or so, I been hooked on this other game lol.
And what do you know, the wheelie troll lives there too!

 

[GT5Power]

Nice one.

 

[D.Kadettdriver]

The '98 Mini is a wonderfull giant killer as well. Even spectators seem to think it's scary:

 

[MrUnknown]

The '98 Mini is a wonderfull giant killer as well. Even spectators seem to think it's scary:

 

[Beeker1972]

Can the ZZ2 bet a troll car?

 

[GT5Power]

I took my FIT to the 'Ring and pulled a 7:04, could go under 7 minutes if I tried.

6:59.365 I told ya.

@Beeker1972: Troll cars are cars that look slow, but actually dominate. The ZZ2 doesn't exactly look slow

 

[Grayfox]

6:59.365 I told ya.

@Beeker1972: Troll cars are cars that look slow, but actually dominate. The ZZ2 doesn't exactly look slow

True, but it can win even with min power.

 

[Dan]

It isn't exactly a secret anymore that the ZZII will dominate just about anything that tries to compete with it.

Well, except for the Red Bull X cars (Excluding the X2014 Junior).

 

[GT5Power]

I haven't tried min power on the ZZII since I don't have one, but you are the trollcar master so I trust you

Also, what do you think of my sub-7 minute Ring lap in the FIT?

EDIT: I painted the FIT Passionate Pink

 

[Grayfox]

Blasted copyright.

Just saw an episode of topgear where James May reviewed a troll car and I am not joking.
Season 18, Episode 3.

But skinny tires and a roly-poly body, that's fun.
The oath trollers live by.

Watch from 4:50
http://www.streetfire.net/video/top-gear-season-18-episode-3_part-1_2375052.htm

 

[Azure Flare]

Without checking, I think that was the Fiat Panda TwinAir. A car that is slow, and doesn't really look ridiculous.

 

[Grayfox]

TwinAir Turbo.

88hp.

XD

Now if it had a 1.3 Turbo Diesel.