Troll Car Thread

[GT5Power]

I wish the AI had faces. That way I could see the look on them when I beat their 500PP junk with my Cappuccino.

Wrong "Dan"
@CallmeDan

I actually wrote @CallmeDan, but edited it later. I did so because he prefers that people call him Dan Click on "Dan" and see what pops out.

 

[Dan]

Whatever. I can handle Eiger Nordwand. I hate Matterhorn.

 

[Grayfox]

The one using the X-Bow that launched last night.

So PD gave us what we wanted just this once.

I wish the AI had faces. That way I could see the look on them when I beat their 500PP junk with my Cappuccino.

I actually wrote @CallmeDan, but edited it later. I did so because he prefers that people call him Dan Click on "Dan" and see what pops out.

Not that hard to beat 500pp with 480pp.

When you beat 500pp or 600pp.
Now that is another matter.

---------------
I did not get mattepink on eiger with the crossbow, but i got it on deep forest with the VW

 

[Grayfox]

Say hello to Fabulosa

Avatar Edition

 

[Sage Ages]

Say hello to Fabulosa

Isn't Fabulosa a brand of bleach or something?

 

[Grayfox]

I don't know.
Fabuloso is Fabulous in spanish and a few words in spanish separate male and female with O and A.
So I assume Fabulosa is the same.

 

[Dan]

Would the Veyron still fall under the category of "troll car" if it can drift, has maximum camber on all four wheels, and is painted in matte pink? Just wondering, for... stuffs.

Note: I do not intend on using this car for ramming or intentionally ruining the online experience for anyone.

 

[Grayfox]

It would fall under Annoying Troll car
Annoying as it is overpowered.
The X1 and X2 fall under this as well.

 

[Dan]

It would fall under Annoying Troll car
Annoying as it is overpowered.
The X1 and X2 fall under this as well.

Ok. Thanks.

 

[GT5Power]

Not that hard to beat 500pp with 480pp.

I forgot to mention I was on CM tires while they were on SS. That made it harder. (And there was a Vette in the grid too)

EDIT: I took the Killing Machine Suzuki to the 3rd race of Tuned Car Festival, at Cape Ring. I beat 650PP cars. I can post a video if you don't believe it.

 

[Vic Reign93]

Here is the Avantime by Vic I talked about awhile back, finally got round to getting a photo of it done.

If you're wondering why it took me so long get the Avantime all photographed up, Blame these two.

Say hello to Merry Blingsmas Sr and Merry Blingsmas Jr.

Sr is an 836 HP, 1400 kg Supercharged luxury barge with A 250 mph cruising speed.

Jr only has 56hp however, the 100 shot of laughing gas and the flat black paint with the classic golden spoked wheels makes this car sing more than just a Christmas Carol.

 

[GT5Power]

How much PP do the cars have? FYI, the Cappuccino has 480PP. By the way, I'm down to 34.596 on ARM.

 

[Vic Reign93]

How much PP do the cars have? FYI, the Cappuccino has 480PP. By the way, I'm down to 34.596 on ARM.

The 300C rolls in at 607pp and the Carol stands at 338pp.

 

[GT5Power]

Thanks. Is the Carol any good? Because it seems like a slowpoke (though that's what troll car science is based upon )

 

[montez34]

Thanks. Is the Carol any good? Because it seems like a slowpoke (though that's what troll car science is based upon )

If you put a wing on the Carol the top of it is even with the roof.

 

[Vic Reign93]

Thanks. Is the Carol any good? Because it seems like a slowpoke (though that's what troll car science is based upon )

On its own the 56 hp does struggle for pace but the NOS lasts a very long time so its not completely slow.
Not bad considering you can't install a turbo on it.

 

[Dan]

Sr is an 836 HP, 1400 kg Supercharged luxury barge with A 250 mph cruising speed.

Good lord!

 

[Dragonbeard]

Here's my new car, with the entire 354cc's of awesomeness.

And this is what happens when you put a woman behind the wheel... (girlfriend)

 

[masterrawad]

Isn't Fabulosa a brand of bleach or something?

 

[Dan]

Great idea! Lets color our bottles of a toxic substance to look like soda bottles! Nothing bad will ever happen!

/offtopic

 

[MrUnknown]

Great idea! Lets color our bottles of a toxic substance to look like soda bottles! Nothing bad will ever happen!

/offtopic

Oh Jeezus

 

[Vic Reign93]

Good lord!

And thats before I fire up the NOS and say hello to 270+ mph.

 

[Chrisuu]

 

[Roflwaffle]

Lotus Elise Race car '96 I guess counts as sort of a troll car. It has ridiculous amounts of grip and can easily beat cars with 100 PP and twice the power more than it when fully tuned. Yesterday I got it from doing the IA driving missions so I tuned it up then went and did the Apricot Hill 20 minute endurance in it. I previously tried this race in my R32 Touring car and could only get 3rd, in the Elise I completely destroyed the field even though it only had 300 BHP and my R32 had 800

 

[Vic Reign93]

Good lord!

Turns out I didn't give my 300C enough credit.
Its Cruising speed is actually 259 mph and the NOS sends it in to low 280's.

 

[Sage Ages]

You did this to yourself.

 

[Grayfox]

Thanks. Is the Carol any good? Because it seems like a slowpoke (though that's what troll car science is based upon )

Unlike the Subaru 360 and the honda N360.

It can not be tubro charged.

So it has about half the horsepower the other 360cc engine cars do.

 

[The Stig Farmer]

 

[GT5Power]

MAKE IT STOP!

 

[Terje]

I did the 10 lap Ascari race with the Cappuccino and the Golf Mk1 GTI. Didn't pit once with the Suzuki, but the Golf toasted the front wheels after 5-6 laps. Easy win.