U gotta a car to stand upta my 15

[EMINEMCOMPUTERZ]

hey what up yalll do u have a good car enough to stand up to my cars name ur car and il name ma cars to beat u outta da ring

 

[Duke]

im not gunna name my ridez and let u go find sumpin better
brin on wut u got first
what teh car run in the quorter?

 

[Sage]

I'm not even going to attempt typing gibberish, because I really don't want my poor head to hurt. Thus, I will give an answer by slamming my head on the keyboard and seeing what comes up (it'll be just as [in]comprehensible!)...

90hfnARm 273rncv qr9ha5 a-096msdfg 5-jasdfn ;lj89jfnaskfj pwuet0oijsafdl;j ;oasifpoyhfbaownbbbbb ;l[]lh';.z/sdj

Got that?

 

[Josh]

That's my daily driver. It's got a Gibson/Miller S/C hooked up to a Keith Black/Chrysler Hemi, Stage 10, aluminum block running nitromethane. It only pushes 6,000hp at 8,200rpm. It runs low-to-mid 4 second quarter miles. I do that whilst running 28" bling blingin' chrome spinners. That big wing out back is just for looks, but those stickers make me go faster by adding mad tye hp y0! If you'd like to see my weekend toy just let me know.

Can your car beat that? If you say something about how it can't turn I have a Mazda 787B, and an F1 for that sort of crap.

 

[halfracedrift]

Nice one Josh

 

[-Fred-]

Originally posted by Sage


90hfnARm 273rncv qr9ha5 a-096msdfg 5-jasdfn ;lj89jfnaskfj pwuet0oijsafdl;j ;oasifpoyhfbaownbbbbb ;l[]lh';.z/sdj

No way, you too? That's amazing!

Hey, Josh, i've got an F16 Fighter Jet. Perhaps we could go to the street races sometimes?

 

[Frustrated Palm]

Originally posted by PunkRock
No way, you too? That's amazing!

Hey, Josh, i've got an F16 Fighter Jet. Perhaps we could go to the street races sometimes?

Those rockets and .50 cal ammunition you ordered it being shipped


He probably drives a Pimped/Riced out POS. My car could take his on a REAL track. Im probably a better driver than him too (we all are). Why dont you go eat your Froot Loops poser...

 

[Famine]

My daily ride is called "Pioneer 10", but at the weekends I cruise my "Helios A".

The Helios A pulls 0.0057s on a flying quarter...

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by PunkRock
No way, you too? That's amazing!

Hey, Josh, i've got an F16 Fighter Jet. Perhaps we could go to the street races sometimes?

I'll race you until you get airborne.

Oh, and - you shoot any missles at me, and I'll extend the retractable wings on my car, and we'll do some old school dogfighting.

 

[Famine]

Josh - Oui, Monsieur Scaramanga...

 

[SaleenASL]

Can you wait a couple days before you post about cars you don't own?

I'm not done laughing at SSG Sam yet.

 

[Joey D]

Bring it. Hell I got a SUV and can prolly beat you.

 

[Super-Supra]

I own a 2005 Ferrari Enzo with a Stage 100 Supercharger maxed out at 2,000hp. y0 can y0 dig it. betcHa Can00t beat me mad tite ride y0. it runs quarterz is 4 sec0ndz y0!.

 

[quicksilver1122]

That's really laim... It's like that "a/s/l" crap you see in public chat rooms were its a race to see who types it first so the other person has to respond. Once they do, then you just lie about all that crap to seem cool..... wait.... or is that just me....

 

[Axe_Gaijin]

hey what up yalll do u have a good car enough to stand up to my cars name ur car and il name ma cars to beat u outta da ring

OK admit it... you've just seen 2 fast 2 Ugly.. erm I mean Furious...

Sjeez... do people actually talk like that?

 

[Famine]

quicksilver1122 - you sound hot. A/S/L?

BTW - EMINEMCOMPUTERZ's post in the member's cars directory:

Originally posted by Numbnuts
hey wazzzup all ma parents rich so i got alot of money to buy lots of ccars i have 15 but ma expensive ones are a 2000 edition black hummer, purebread gto, 1998 nos injected viper,2003 honda civic with nos

Reply posted by SaleenASL
Maybe your parents should have invested some of that money in private schooling.

 

[Sage]

Okie, I think we've had enough fun here.

EMINEMCOMPUTERZ - Consider this an example of what happens when any member comes into GTP with bad grammar. I quote directly from our Terms of Service:

* No slang words that promote laziness, ie; "r", "u", "plz", etc.

* Half decent grammar is expected. Use of capital letters starting sentences is looked upon favorably. Spelling half decently is also encouraged.

Please bear that in mind from now on when posting. Also, bragging isn't going to get you too far around here either.