Ugliest car in GT3 (by popular request)

[Danger Powers]

Originally posted by mr_pushrod
....and would lose in a fight with a badger.

no it wouldn't, it would give the badger a bloody nose. Your basic badger is a bit of a marquis of queensbury in the fighting stakes, where your basic fox is a good old streetfighter of the 'oh look behind you SMACK' variety. Mr Brock Badger wouldn't know what hit him until Mr Ambulance man arrived to scrape him up and take him home to his missus, as per the song lyrics "you're going home in a foxing ambulance" etc..... talk to you in a couple of years or so....

 

[Shadow Drifter]

I voted for the Escudo, it looks like a cockroach on steriods crossbred with a NYC rat. Elchk.


It's damn fast tho.

 

[nightterrorH]

how can you say that the trueno is an ugly car its 1 of the bets looking cars in GT3!!

 

[g.money]

Originally posted by mr_pushrod
Looks like a box with a red cross in to me......Anyway, why do you need so much braking power when you have a tractor engine in your car?

hmmm... maybe this time...? (crap shot, taken on phone)
-and you'd know all about tractors mate. What's the betting we have a strong revival of AT and DP when GT4 is out? (and lots of new ugly cars to rip the p**s out of!!)

 

[sejtur]

I went with the suzuki alto works, I must, because I was just started!!!


MAN, THAT THING IS HORRIBLE!!!

 

[Driftster]

HF integral is a pile of monkey crap mixed with cocaine

 

[TheTubaMan2]

I went with the suzuki box, can anyone guess why? Duh, because its a box.

 

[Shadow Drifter]

Another selection should have been the Gillet Vertigo, elchk.

 

[mr_pushrod]

Originally posted by Danger Powers
no it wouldn't, it would give the badger a bloody nose. Your basic badger is a bit of a marquis of queensbury in the fighting stakes, where your basic fox is a good old streetfighter of the 'oh look behind you SMACK' variety. Mr Brock Badger wouldn't know what hit him until Mr Ambulance man arrived to scrape him up and take him home to his missus, as per the song lyrics "you're going home in a foxing ambulance" etc..... talk to you in a couple of years or so....

Yeah, but a badger can growl, bark and snuffle loudly. Mr Fox wouldn't stand a chance!

Originally posted by g.money
hmmm... maybe this time...? (crap shot, taken on phone)
-and you'd know all about tractors mate. What's the betting we have a strong revival of AT and DP when GT4 is out? (and lots of new ugly cars to rip the p**s out of!!)

Well I bloody hope so! Need something to do in uni when I'm not drinking.

P.S. Your car is pink

 

[mr_pushrod]

Oh, and one for the cause

 

[Ev0]

Originally posted by mr_pushrod
Oh, and one for the cause

wtf is that? it looks like an ugly lamborghini (two words I thought I'd never put beside eachother...)

 

[mr_pushrod]

Some nasty kit car rip off, wish I knew what it was based on, lol.

 

[Impreza STi]

This one takes the cake!

 

[mr_pushrod]

Someone with far too much time on their hands.......Still, manufacturers mess up, usually with concepts, lol.

 

[axletramp]

Originally posted by mr_pushrod
Some nasty kit car rip off, wish I knew what it was based on, lol.

...so I could go and buy one!!!!

Who dared to utter my name?!! I have been summoned for I am MIGHTY!!! Wakened from my sleep by once again being asked the question: Which is the ugliest car in GT3 (by popular request)? The answer is obvious...

The badger... no the... err fox err no... the Allegro...
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err, hang on it can't be that gorgeous white Trueno... all those flowing curves and understated bits of black plastic flapping majestically as 'the tug' (as it shall be known from this day forward) slips sideways across Asda car parks in a never ending quest for grip.
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hmmmm...
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Africa?

 

[mr_pushrod]

Flapping plastic? They need to learn to glue the bin bag to the bonnet propery, that'll sort it. So, you looking forward to GT4? I can nominate the current Civic Type-R as ugly then BTW, someone slagged the 'grale earlier on, might want to go and rough them up a bit, lol.

 

[axletramp]

Originally posted by mr_pushrod
Flapping plastic? They need to learn to glue the bin bag to the bonnet propery, that'll sort it. So, you looking forward to GT4? I can nominate the current Civic Type-R as ugly then BTW, someone slagged the 'grale earlier on, might want to go and rough them up a bit, lol.

I know, you just can't get the right class of member's these days!

Type R gone. I've moved jobs and location so company car had to go. I have plans tho'... Looking to get a classic to restore.

Anyway, enough of this idle nonsense... let's find some fools to slag off!! Here goes:
A) Truenos are completely useless, slow, dated, driven by losers and grandmothers and are VERY FECKIN' UGLY!!
B) All American cars are hideous, can't corner and are driven by brain-dead idiots who feel they have something to prove - probably sexually!
and C) A badger would always beat a fox - especially with a large calibre weapon!

There, that should do it!

 

[mr_pushrod]

*****NEWSFLASH*****TRUENO ASPIRES TO BE RELIANT ROBIN

 

[axletramp]

a disturbing amount of Trueno images come from your direction...

 

[mr_pushrod]

Shhh, it's a problem I have. I'm seeing someone about it

 

[axletramp]

mmmm... perhaps Santa might bring some new alloys!

 

[axletramp]

before....

 

[axletramp]

...and after (a small rain shower and T cut).

 

[axletramp]

GO ON SON!!!

(Is that dust or rust?!!)

 

[axletramp]

What they drew...

 

[axletramp]

And yes, ladies and gentlemen... what we got!!!!!!

 

[mr_pushrod]

http://www.thinkroadsafety.gov.uk/seatbelts/download/17archive.mpg- Best use of an Allegro I've seen for a while....

 

[mr_pushrod]

Pimping montego

Barbie's Maestro racer

Rover 800 boy racer special

 

[mr_pushrod]

Oh and nicked of another thread on this site which already nicked the image off Top Gear.....

Burbery Metro!

 

[LoudMusic]

Originally posted by mr_pushrod
And another

Just the other day I was wondering what a car would look like with tripple-muffler tips.

Sorry I had to find out.