- 373
- Canada
A fantasy race car driver enters a restaurant, Le Grande Tourismo - The Real Dining Experience. He orders SPAghetti.
“My apologies sir, we do not have SPAghetti tonight! The pasta machine is too expensive to operate!”
“I WANT SPAGHETTI DAMNIT!!!”
“We have the sauce ready to go, we just need to get our spasta maker fixed with the official parts and they’re soooo expensive! If we paid for the parts full price soon spasta would be too expensive everywhere and no one could have it. We’re really heroes if you think about it how we want you to.”
“Uhhhh ok, I’ll have the sea bass from the lagoona seca please. “
“Ohhhh, again, my apologies sir, we don’t have that dish either right now. There’s old suzushi and some monzacotti....but! The special tonight is Good ol’ British fish and chips. Everyone likes fish and chips!”
“Uhhhh, sure I guess. I mean....Fish and chips are ok. Not what I asked for or wanted, but I am grateful I get to eat something I didn’t particularly ask for and for no additional cost. Can I get something salty for these fish and chips? 918 sauce maybe?”
“Sorry sir, we let the toppings guys go home this month.”
Anyway, new track! Yay. It’s needed. I might try it instead of playing AC. Maybe.
“My apologies sir, we do not have SPAghetti tonight! The pasta machine is too expensive to operate!”
“I WANT SPAGHETTI DAMNIT!!!”
“We have the sauce ready to go, we just need to get our spasta maker fixed with the official parts and they’re soooo expensive! If we paid for the parts full price soon spasta would be too expensive everywhere and no one could have it. We’re really heroes if you think about it how we want you to.”
“Uhhhh ok, I’ll have the sea bass from the lagoona seca please. “
“Ohhhh, again, my apologies sir, we don’t have that dish either right now. There’s old suzushi and some monzacotti....but! The special tonight is Good ol’ British fish and chips. Everyone likes fish and chips!”
“Uhhhh, sure I guess. I mean....Fish and chips are ok. Not what I asked for or wanted, but I am grateful I get to eat something I didn’t particularly ask for and for no additional cost. Can I get something salty for these fish and chips? 918 sauce maybe?”
“Sorry sir, we let the toppings guys go home this month.”
Anyway, new track! Yay. It’s needed. I might try it instead of playing AC. Maybe.