What a Poser...
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Originally posted by Naoki
i n0 duUDe!!!!!@#!@!!@!@#! REGUlaR tURbOES R SOoOoOoOoOo
MUcH bETTerReR!!!!!#!!@#@!!@!#112!@!@@!!
OMG HE POSSESED NAOKI !
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Yeah I have a BT4393Sl9388SKH898K80-89367kk-F Type-2 Spec R (28D) engine ...
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no....but if he did he should be shot for the well being of all humanity....
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u think your BT4393Sl9388SKH898K80-89367kk-F Type-2 Spec R (28D) engine is cool but its no match for my FRsk3234782309f34958SDF94-3495 ZS (484573FS) Race-Super-Ultra-Mega-Fast and the Furious, Limited Edition Engine!!! yeah! beat that!!
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I have NAWWZZ and a bunch of stickers and a wing I took from a 747. I also put my hand on the auto shifter (The ones with Park, Reverse, etc.) because manuals are better and it makes me faster. I also sit VERY VERY low so you can only see my head. I also have a bunch of company stickers on my car. Dont know what they are for, but they make me faster. I also have Type R badges on my car, because Type R's are fast, and they make me faster.
Beat that
I dont know why, but there was this kid named Jason that sat next to us in school. He owns a blue Civic. He says he races it and he acts like he knows stuff about cars. I asked him what mods he put on his car. He said "4 LCD tv screens on the headrests and a PS2". I asked, "anything else". He said, "Nope". Uhh, you race it and that's all you have dont to it? You pretty much just slowed it down a little with that crap you put in it. Wow
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Beat that
I dont know why, but there was this kid named Jason that sat next to us in school. He owns a blue Civic. He says he races it and he acts like he knows stuff about cars. I asked him what mods he put on his car. He said "4 LCD tv screens on the headrests and a PS2". I asked, "anything else". He said, "Nope". Uhh, you race it and that's all you have dont to it? You pretty much just slowed it down a little with that crap you put in it. Wow
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LOL, maybe he loads up a game of GT3 in his car, picks his car from the GT3 garage, and races it... Man does he have stock suspension and wheels?? You cant do **** without losing the stock suspension. Anyhow, its funny to see how ppl can be so dumb and act like they live in TFaTF movie...Originally posted by Frustrated Palm
I dont know why, but there was this kid named Jason that sat next to us in school. He owns a blue Civic. He says he races it and he acts like he knows stuff about cars. I asked him what mods he put on his car. He said "4 LCD tv screens on the headrests and a PS2". I asked, "anything else". He said, "Nope". Uhh, you race it and that's all you have dont to it? You pretty much just slowed it down a little with that crap you put in it. Wow
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Originally posted by Frustrated Palm
I have NAWWZZ and a bunch of stickers and a wing I took from a 747. I also put my hand on the auto shifter (The ones with Park, Reverse, etc.) because manuals are better and it makes me faster. I also sit VERY VERY low so you can only see my head. I also have a bunch of company stickers on my car. Dont know what they are for, but they make me faster. I also have Type R badges on my car, because Type R's are fast, and they make me faster.
Beat that
I dont know why, but there was this kid named Jason that sat next to us in school. He owns a blue Civic. He says he races it and he acts like he knows stuff about cars. I asked him what mods he put on his car. He said "4 LCD tv screens on the headrests and a PS2". I asked, "anything else". He said, "Nope". Uhh, you race it and that's all you have dont to it? You pretty much just slowed it down a little with that crap you put in it. Wow
!!! I just don't understand why people do this? Do they think it makes them cool or something?
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did he mean his friend owns hasport? what a poser
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I thought you guys would like these but i carnt remeber what site i got them off, you have probably seen them anyway
You Know You're A Riceboy If..
... you find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude" after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door 'type R'
... you have stickers that even most asians dont get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
That was a bit long!
Gotta love the one about the dying moose! 
You Know You're A Riceboy If..
... you find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude" after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door 'type R'
... you have stickers that even most asians dont get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
That was a bit long!
Gotta love the one about the dying moose!
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OMG Im saving that! ...
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ive also got these racer ones but here might be the wrong place to put em up. Do you guys want them anyway?
