What car is your Chinese zodiac animal? Would you get one?

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Inspired by this thread, but instead of Greek zodiac, this thread is for Chinese zodiac.

Being a dragon (I was born in 2000, BTW), the best car I can find was a limited-edition Ferrari 458 with a dragon on it. Would I get one? Well, I like the Ferrari 458, so yes, I would.
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Year of the Ox. Could interpret that as being big, strong, weighty - a performance SUV of some sort. Not so keen on that though, and since an Ox is a bull, the obvious answer is something from Lamborghini.

Though having spent a morning in an Aventador before and experienced the permanent damage the carbon seats did to my spine and therefore concluding a regular Lambo would be wasted on me (I'm not really enamoured with the classics, either), the Urus seems like a better compromise of Year of the Ox-like qualities.

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Tiger - Bowler Wildcat

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Being a 'Wild Cat' I presume that includes Tigers :lol: it's certainly painted like one!

So now my garage contains a Lancia Lybra and a Bowler Wildcat...

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Year of the dog:
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Well that's no good. Time to look up some traits...

Dogs are loyal and honest, amiable and kind, cautious and prudent. Due to bearing a strong sense of loyalty and sincerity, Dogs will do everything for the person who they think is most important.

Sounds like a modest and dependable family hatchback (comes with a 7 year warranty)
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Year of the Rat.

MK IV Chevrolet big block V8s of the 60's and 70's were nicknamed "Rat Motors", so one of them will do nicely...

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Year of the Tiger

A Jaguar is from the same species as a Tiger so it could be this (All other Jaguars also apply):
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Or this (Panthera is the Genus of the Tiger):
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Another horse here, so Ferrari, Mustang, eh. I don't really want either of the new ones, but I would have liked to own one of the classic Mustangs my uncle restored (but that is very unlikely now). Anyway, here's a random photo of a '67 Mustang, not one of my uncle's restorations as far as I know, but a Mustang from a happier time before becoming a meme.

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Rooster.

Hardworking, resourceful, courageous and talented...Active, amusing and talented...talkative, outspoken, frank, open, honest and loyal...good fortune..an pair well with an Ox and even a Snake...I think I got this right.

Screw it. Chevrolet Camaro SS in yellow. Just yellow as brown wouldn't do good. NOT EVEN GOLD, DON'T REMIND ME.
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If I obtain that good fortune and not the dirty one, I would. I certainly would.
 
Year of the Monkey...reading through it the main traits seem to be intelligence and versatility with an impetuous temper.

That sounds to me a little like a Tesla Model S. Cutting edge technology, with practicality and the ability to get a little angry when you hoof it.

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I'd rock one.
 
I shan't be getting one of these:

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...but an Ox is pretty much akin to a bull, right? So yay, I can have my favourite car evah:

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Mine is..."Taurus". I'll get one, but only if it's a SHO model.
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EDIT: Though, if I went by the meaning of "Taurus", which is strong-willed and determination.

Well, if I were to think of a car that's strong-willed and determined; the Volvo Amazon comes to mind.
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Isn't Taurus a horoscope?
 

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