Fine - let's run down Honda model by model so people don't flame me, as I know they're going to.
By the way, I absolutely hate Honda.
Honda Civic / Si / Hybrid / Coupe: Plain and boring. Painless to own, painless to service, painless to drive. No joy at all out of this car. Coupe is ugly, sedan is merely average throughout class, Hybrid is pointless, considering it still gets less than 45 mpg, but costs more than a sane alternative. Si is nice, but somewhat ugly, and definitely not worth price.
Honda Element: Actually, I think it's brilliantly designed. Let's wait for it to come out until I begin bashing the rest of it.
Honda Pilot: Near - perfect SUV! Great style, great engine (240 HP V-6!), great drive, reliable... but what about price? It's more costly than the Explorer and Trailblazer, both of which moved up in price last year. The Pilot, though convincing, is topped by any domestic competition.
Honda Accord: Still a decent family sedan, but there's so many competitors now - Passat, Altima, Mazda6, Camry, Taurus. The Accord, though redesigned, is still behind the grade set by the two newest arrivals to the class.
Honda CR-V: Horrible design; definitely the second-ugliest small SUV behind the Santa Fe. Also, its ride is stiff, body doesn't feel rigid (as in, off-road ability), and power is weak. This is outclassed, even to a Honda fan.
Honda Insight: Get a life. This is ugly, impractical, slow, and way too expensive. The only good part is gas mileage, and it rarely does 55 MPG. Usually, $20,000 2-seaters have some power, too - this has 68 horses.
Honda Odyssey: The van is slow! That's my only complaint. It's a competent van, only, I grew up with the notion that the Caravan was the 'only minivan to buy' and I stick to that. Oh, and the brake lights are miniscule, even though the available lighting space is huge.
Honda S2000: Engine is 'revvy,' the front is poorly styled. Best Honda for sale (not counting Acura).