What would Jesus drive?

[boombexus]

Originally posted by Attila_Da_Hun
i believe its a cobra attack helicopter

No, you're horribly wrong. It's an AH-64 Apache attack helicopter.

And the original question was "What would Jesus drive." not fly or pilot.

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

Originally posted by boombexus
No, you're horribly wrong. It's an AH-64 Apache attack helicopter.

And the original question was "What would Jesus drive." not fly or pilot.

damn i was gonna say that but but my apache model i have looks differnt

btw. the helicopter is a more effective form of transportation. even more effective with live rockets straped to the side.

 

[risingson77]

Jesus doesn't need rockets. He can just smite as he ple

 

[humbo]

I can picture Jesus riding in a Cadillac, like a white Deville convertible or something. That or riding a chopper, I got a shirt from UO that has Jesus riding on one.

 

[ShobThaBob]

A lexus GS430.

 

[miniMADness]

maybe he would like something luxury, but safe, maybe a Maybach 64 Protection?

 

[risingson77]

Maybe a Bentley with spinner wheels...

 

[Frustrated Palm]

I think he would drive a 2003 Mustang Mach 1 with a 2003 SVT Cobra Engine transplant with the SVT Lightning Pullies, Paxton Supercharger, Vortech Power Cooler Aftercooler, JE 8.0:1 Pistons, Crower Cams, Saleen Upper and Lower Intake Manifold, Bassani Stainless Header System, Flowmaster Single Race Exhaust, Saleen S281 Stainless Test Pipe, Edelbrock Throttle Body, Saleen Racecraft Suspension, Kenny Brown Chassis Support Kit, Kenny Brown Front Strut Tower Brace, Kenny Brown Sub-frame Connectors, Edelbrock Front Panhard Rods, Kenny Brown Rear Track-it Plus, Saleen 14 inch Speedlab Brake Kit, Saleen EFI Nitrous System, and some nice 18' Cobra Racing Wheels wrapped in BFGoodwrench G-Force Tires ...

 

[miniMADness]

geeze, you really nailed it there!!!

 

[risingson77]

Originally posted by Frustrated Palm
I think he would drive a 2003 Mustang Mach 1 with a 2003 SVT Cobra Engine transplant with the SVT Lightning Pullies, Paxton Supercharger, Vortech Power Cooler Aftercooler, JE 8.0:1 Pistons, Crower Cams, Saleen Upper and Lower Intake Manifold, Bassani Stainless Header System, Flowmaster Single Race Exhaust, Saleen S281 Stainless Test Pipe, Edelbrock Throttle Body, Saleen Racecraft Suspension, Kenny Brown Chassis Support Kit, Kenny Brown Front Strut Tower Brace, Kenny Brown Sub-frame Connectors, Edelbrock Front Panhard Rods, Kenny Brown Rear Track-it Plus, Saleen 14 inch Speedlab Brake Kit, Saleen EFI Nitrous System, and some nice 18' Cobra Racing Wheels wrapped in BFGoodwrench G-Force Tires ...

Mullet Jesus!

 

[ShobThaBob]

Most people with mullets cant afford a 30k dollar car with 50k dollars of mods.

 

[Cano]

Originally posted by boombexus
Didn't Nine Inch Nails say Jesus loves his hot rod?

as I completely agree with that, I had to fix it and add a true hot rod not a billet poser

Cano

 

[Frustrated Palm]

Originally posted by ShobThaBob
Most people with mullets cant afford a 30k dollar car with 50k dollars of mods.

So what, he is Jesus, he has connections:

*On Cell Phone*

"Yo, Moses, yeah its me, The Big JC. I need a favor. Bring your great grand kid, Merlin over here, me and the groupies need a Ride!"

*Later at the Baseball game*

"No, no no! Thou shall NOT steal 2nd base!"

 

[vat_man]

A rusted out 1973 Corolla that only runs through his divine will.

 

[miniMADness]

good one vat_man, maybe an old sigma, with a smokey old astron?

 

[Flerbizky]

Originally posted by boombexus
Didn't Nine Inch Nails say Jesus loves his hot rod?

Nope... But he did build Ministry's Hot Rod

 

[boombexus]

Originally posted by Flerbizky
Nope... But he did build Ministry's Hot Rod

THAT's IT! Ministry. Thanks Flerbizky 👍

And Cano, I wanted a Hot Rod in white, I think Jesus likes white cars for some reason.

 

[Mike Rotch]

Originally posted by DJ_andercore
Its pretty obvious what jesus would drive.

A MONSTER TRUCK!

And thou shalt not stop at traffic lights....

 

[miniMADness]

it should be something that he wouldnt be afriad to show the big fella, although i really like that monster truck thingy

 

[Flerbizky]

Originally posted by miniMADness
it should be something that he wouldnt be afriad to show the big fella

Jesus driving around showing off the big fella.. I think you're going to hell with Denis Leary and Scorcese for that one !

 

[Gil]

Now that I think about it more. Jesus would probably drive a truck. The man was a carpenter by trade. Or perhaps a sea trawler, as he called the apostles "fishers of men".

 

[Der Alta]

Or we could take it right from the Bible:

"God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." That would be a 1957 Plymouth Fury.

"pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." - Psalm 83:15

"But take care that this Liberty of yours does not somehow
become a stumbling block to the weak." 1 Corint 8:9

Proper credit deserved: http://www.highrock.com/personal/WWJD/

AO

 

[miniMADness]

so he owns a Plymouth Fury, a Honda Accord (mentioned previously), a Subaru Liberty and a Lister Storm, all stated by the bible!

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

hmm a strom, i know gods engine was a v-12!

 

[SiGNAL]

Originally posted by risingson77

Duh.

YEAH HE WOULD!!! Only the best for Christ!

 

[FC3SDrifter]

a lime green gremlin. for only gods will can help him get out the driveway without catching fire or breaking something.

 

[Frustrated Palm]

Originally posted by miniMADness
so he owns a Lister Storm,....Subaru Liberty....

Wait. What if it was a Jeep Liberty and a Geo Storm?

 

[miniMADness]

dear god!!!! maybe he owns both?

 

[Frustrated Palm]

If the Devil drives a Diablo, maybe his son would drive this: