When I was your age, Pluto was a planet.

[Matt R]

I am angry. Astronomers say Pluto is no longer a planet in our solar system. I say, screw astronomers, Pluto is a planet! I'm so angry about this, I'm making a stand. I'm not going to sit and let Pluto be alone. I'm coming to his defense.

I call this foundation The Pluto Defense.
Official slogan - They got Pluto, Uranus is next.

To take a stand against the oppression of Pluto, just tag the foundations official slogan in your signiture like mine. Together we will take a stand! Pluto would appreciate it.

 

[Matt R]

The Pluto Defense presents its first avatar set.

 

[OZZYGT]

But it was a dwarf planet






Ciao!

 

[Matt R]

But it was a dwarf planet

Ciao!

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune.

Say it aloud and tell me that that doesn't sound just plain wrong.

 

[Zrow]

Sounds fine to me. I say we whack Neptune too, just to let 'em know we're not messing around.

 

[Famine]

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Ida, Mars, Ceres, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Quaoar, Sedna, 2003UB313/Eris.

Say it aloud and tell me that doesn't sound just plain wrong.


Pluto was bad science. They thought that there was a 9th planet out there, as the 8 we had didn't adequately account for the Sun's wobble (there wasn't sufficient rotational mass in the 8 planets for the Sun's wobble). So they looked for it. If you look for something, you invariably find it. Pluto is what they found and so it was dubbed a planet - despite the fact that it never met any criteria for being a planet, other than "something that orbits a sun", a definition which also accounts for 1.9 million asteroids, comets, transneptunian objects and Oort cloud objects (probably much, much more). If Pluto is defined as a planet, then so are many, many other objects.

Removing Pluto from the list of planets corrects some dodgy science.

Plus Pluto sucks, and I heard that it wet itself once.

 

[WallRunner]

Ah, i'll join, got nothing better to do.

From,
Chris.

 

[Matt R]

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Ida, Mars, Ceres, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Quaoar, Sedna, 2003UB313/Eris.

Say it aloud and tell me that doesn't sound just plain wrong.

Pluto was bad science.

Removing Pluto from the list of planets corrects some dodgy science.

Plus Pluto sucks, and I heard that it wet itself once.

It's about the kids Famine. The kids! Don't bring your hogwash in here! Pluto was science at it's finest, and I have no proof at all to support that claim.

Pluto rules. Period.

Pluto is way harder than Famine.

 

[Famine]

Pluto rules. Period.

Pluto is way harder than Famine.

Nu-uh. Pluto wears women's clothing and likes knitting.

 

[daan]

When I was your age, Pluto was a dog

and all this was fields.

 

[WallRunner]

Nu-uh. Pluto wears women's clothing and likes knitting.

Well so does Famine, it is a Fat Hockey-Playing Lesbian, after all.

From,
Chris.

 

[Matt R]

Characteristics of Famine

Famine today

Today, Famine strikes Sub-Saharan African countries the hardest, but with ongoing wars, internal struggles, and economic failure, famine continues to be a worldwide problem with millions of individuals suffering.

Okay, that gets a 6 on the scale of hardness. You're an epidemic Famine.

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Pluto does not have a significant atmosphere. It has a thin envelope of gas that is most likely made up of nitrogen, methane, and carbon monoxide, that develops in equilibrium with solid nitrogen and carbon monoxide ices on the surface as it approaches the Sun. As Pluto moves away from its perihelion and farther from the Sun, more of its atmosphere freezes and falls to the ground.

You see? Pluto is so cold it's own atmosphere freezes and drops to the ground. That's way harder than Famine.

Famine - 6
Pluto - 10

Pluto > Famine when it comes to being hard.

 

[daan]

Someone has taken too many painkillers today....

 

[WallRunner]

jJacks, are you sure the doctor didn't cut into your head when you where at the hospital?

From,
Chris.

 

[Matt R]

I just feel a part of my childhood was ripped from me. All through primary school I learned 9 planets. Now it's different. I think I'm having an identity crisis now.

Thanks scientific community, for NOTHING!

 

[slider-s15]

what realy sucks is that my year group is the last to be taught that its a planet at GCSE level! that means that im 1) learning useless information and 2) my kid will be officially smarter than me!

i'm 15 my knowleg isn't meant to be out dated yet!

 

[WallRunner]

And I checked my Time4Learning, they still haven't updated it to say 8 planets instead of 9. GO LAZINESS!!

From,
Chris.

 

[Lee]

Can't we call Pluto a semi-planet? Then everyone is happy.

 

[Famine]

It's a dwarf planet. You know, a planet for dwarfs.

 

[Bite Me]

I always learnt there was 9 planets, who gives a sheite if they have cut it down to 8, less to remember...

 

[samj_13]

I always learnt there was 9 planets

was

Now there are 8.

Anyways, Pluto the dog was also conceived in 1930, so the dog > the "planet".

 

[Matt R]

i'm 15 my knowleg isn't meant to be out dated yet!

All the more reason to take a stand with The Pluto Defense.

Can't we call Pluto a semi-planet? Then everyone is happy.

No. I won't be happy. It won't work.

It's a dwarf planet. You know, a planet for dwarfs.

A planet for dwarfs is acceptable. Calling it a dwarf planet takes away from the title of it even being called a planet. What are you thinking? Jeez.

I always learnt there was 9 planets, who gives a sheite if they have cut it down to 8, less to remember...

If you would have been at the conventions held when discussing the issue of it being a planet, this statement alone would have been enough to stop the debate and declare you the sole astronomer who swayed the decision in favor of ejecting it from our solar system makeup. Congratulations on your superior education.

was

Now there are 8.

Anyways, Pluto the dog was also conceived in 1930, so the dog > the "planet".

Pluto and Pluto (dog) were both from 1930. At the very least that would make them equal. Pluto = Pluto (dog). However, anyone with enough smarts as Bite Me would surely tell you that they are not equal and that Pluto wins. Again.

Anyone else dare to cross me and Pluto? I'll shut ya down son!

 

[Famine]

Pluto throws like a girl.

 

[samj_13]

Pluto got shot down...

 

[GT4_Rule]

^

 

[Matt R]

Pluto throws like a girl.

Look who I just talked to!

Pluto got shot down...

No, I assure you Pluto's still up there.

 

[Roo]

About 2500 milligrams talking there, I'd say.

Diamonds are harder than Famine and Pluto put together.

 

[DuckRacer]

I'll join The Pluto Defense if we can rename Pluto to Duck's Kingdom.




You know you want to!

 

[Famine]

Pluto drinks Lambrini and prefers RomComs to zombie flicks.

 

[Matt R]

I'll join The Pluto Defense if we can rename Pluto to Duck's Kingdom.




You know you want to!

No, and no.

You will join because you care to take a stand!