Who would you like to see in a Celebrity Deathmatch?

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Of course this is purely hypothetical, and I hope no harm comes to anyone of these fine examples of the human species :rolleyes: , but who would you like to see?

Stipulations

The participants can be living or dead, and there must be at least one weapon involved.



- Ben Affleck V Ashton Kutcher: Weapon - Bread knife

- ChumpA** from Smallville V Webster - Weapon - Sharpened toothbrush

- Justin Trousersnake V Lance Bass - Weapon - Hand grenade
 
Fred Durst vs. Britney Spears 👍
Weapon : Middle finger - torn clothes 👍

All rappers representhing East Cost vs. All rappers representhing West Coast 👍👍
Weapon : Hummers, handguns, gold chains. 👍

Hey, you asked... :lol:.
 
Actually, I thought the Fifty Cent vs. Tupac thread on the music board was a Celebrity Deathmatch, and I was getting all excited. So I nominate them.

Weapon: All the jewelry and concealed weapons they happen to be wearing at the time.
 
I don't get how anybody can compare 2 Quarters to Tupac...

I'd say Fat Joe vs. Big Pun
Weapon: They sing about ak's but since they're fat, we'll use the Slim Fast Plan as the weapon :D

Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffith
Weapon - umm...big sledge hammer?

Stewie Griffith vs. Dewie from Malcolm in the middle would be funny...they're both funny & evil :D
Weapon - whatever they come up with
 
George W. Bush vrs. Saddam Hussein vrs. Osama Bin Laden (Special mid-fight entrance of Bill Clinton)
Weapon: Tactical warfare weapons


DJ Skribble vrs. Prodigy
Weapon: Records

Disney's Doug vrs. Nickelodeon's Doug
Weapon: Quail powers

Linux Penguin vrs. Mac Apple vrs. Windows Window
Weapon: binary code

Vince McMahon vrs. Muhammed Ali
Weapon: Duh! Fists, let's see McMahon get his arse kicked.
 
I was thinking more along the lines of
Slayer versus The Mama's and the Papa's
weapon of choice - Cross and bongs

Michael J Fox versus David Spade
weapons flux capacitor versus nitrous bottle

Aeon Flux versus Beavis and Butthead
weapon machine pistol versus farts and burps
 
50 cent VS. Ja Rule (weapon)-(50 cent) bling Bling (ja Rule) gun
Metallica VS. Panthera (weapon)- Steel Guitars
Eminem VS. His Mom and Kim-(weapon) (his mom) spaghetti
Marylin Manson VS. Ozzy (weapon) decapitated birds
Spiderman VS. Daredevil (weapon) utility Belt
Nas VS. Jay-z (weapon) microphones, (free styling to the death)






COOL
 
English teachers versus Math teachers
Technical support agents versus Clients with problems
 
umm,
Westlife -V- O town (weapons...crappy lyrics)
Good Charlotte -V- Slipknot (weapons ....hoody sale records)
Avril Lavigne -V- Michelle Branch (AL-electric guitars ,MB -acoustics)
Metalica V- Guns'N'Roses (Rock'n'roll)

Britain -V- America...........(oh come on, cant refuse)
 
Originally posted by Ev0
Hitler vs. Stalin
Michael Jackson vs. Britney Spears (king of pop vs. queen of pop)
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don't you mean queen of pop versus the princess of pop?:lol:
 
Michael Jackson versus Billy Joel Osment.
Weapon: That's just too easy.
On second thought, that may not be a good idea.

Natalie Portman and Tara Reid.
Weapon: hammer drill.
 
Eddie Van Halen VS. David Lee Roth

Oprah VS. David Letterman

Michale Jackson VS. (name any four-year-old boy you know)

Chim-chim VS. Bo-bo

Bluto VS. Brutus

President Bush VS. Osahma Bin Laden
 
Liam Gallagher vs Lenny "The Guv'nor" McLean. No weapons, just bare knuckles!

Like to see the Thunderbird-eyebrowed gob****e prove how hard he really is.
 
Could I just mention to those who mentioned bands or musical artists, How can you fight with words? No blood would be spewed. Please keep your ideas to realistic types of usable fighting objects. Thanks!
 
Originally posted by Joey
Michael Jackson versus Billy Joel Osment.
Weapon: That's just too easy.
On second thought, that may not be a good idea.

Natalie Portman and Tara Reid.
Weapon: hammer drill.
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No contest, Natalie Portman would kick her ass:lol:
 
Britney Spears vs Christina Aguilera (microphone maces)

Pee-Wee Herman vs. Michael Jackson (Glove vs. tin of Hair Gel)
 

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